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  1. 11 minutes ago, JesusSweatDuck said:

    Ah, so Russia acting like Isis now and destroying religious and historical artifacts.  Fuck you Putin.

    Isis was awful because they had very polarized, philosophical beliefs. They believed in their souls what they were doing was right even though it was misguided. 

    This is just being a bitchmade pussy. It will be remembered for all time. 

    way to fuck up putin, truly breathtaking.

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  2. 2 hours ago, Cheeseweasel said:

    Call of Duty isn't what I though it'd be, Comrade.  Sad.

     

    Poor guys. They would be drinking grain alcohol, jumping off apartment buildings in to huge banks of snow, maybe beating up suspected homosexuals… 

    God, the times were so much simpler just a few weeks ago

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  3. Just now, Brisketexan said:

    If I was a Russian conscript, I didn't desert -- I was taken prisoner after fierce combat, and only surrendered when I ran out of ammunition.  Then, the Ukrainians took me prisoner, as I threw rocks at them in defiance.  I am a hero of Russia....as far as you know.  I get to write my own story -- you won't know whether I surrendered or deserted.


    You say I’m a “deserter”, I say I’m the “last survivor”

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  4. 16 hours ago, BurntOrangeAss said:

    If I recall correctly, aggy just recently said they were the premier baseball program in the state and country.  And I believe them since aggy doesn't lie about anything, how is it possible they suck at it after so many years of trying.  And let's not forget attendance.  I know they're tops in that meaningless stat.  I mean, what the fuck?  I need an explanation.


    Yeah, see that’s a common misconception with aggy. You aren’t necessarily lying if you’re wrong.

    just stupid. 

  5. 3 hours ago, Armybrat said:

    The White Wing street cleaners - New York City Department of Sanitation - 1895:

     

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    Lords knows, if you need shit shoveled there’s no one better than aggy

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  6. 2 hours ago, Cairn Horn88 said:

    Im proud to be an Aggie

    Posted on 2/28/22 at 7:01 pm
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    We stand for something. Many of our traditions see strange to outsiders but if they only took the time to educate themselves, they would learn the history behind them and why they mean so much.

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  7. Just now, Fico said:

    Yes they would. They may not be able to hit it or we would be using EW to make sure they couldn't get a targeting lock but they would know something was there.

    Well, they should know. A week ago i would have fully agreed with you, but after seeing the wheels come off of 1/4 of their invasion vehicles I’d put those odds at fairly low

  8. 6 minutes ago, JesusSweatDuck said:

    As a kid, we had a roman candle war and a kid was wearing a leather jacket.  The ball got inside his collar.  That was not pretty.

     

    Another kid ended up with a BB in his foot for life from a point blank shot (accident)

     

    We did that too but with shot guns and we weren’t kids we were 17. Similar accidental shot from distance with same result but it was it was buddy’s arm.

     

    Gotdamn we were fucking stupid

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  9. 25 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

    Nope.  Russian troops encircling Kyiv?  AWESOME.   Look at all the places on that circle I can attack from OUTSIDE the circle (hint: it's ALL of them):

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    1 -- propaganda and stories of atrocities will be flying fast and furious.  There's no way to tell if any one of them is true, or is just flat propaganda.

    2 -- that said.....ask any eastern German who had grandparents there in the war how grandma felt about Russian soldiers.  It's SOP.

    Spoiled bastards.  Did they run out of crayons?

     

    Thats is a horrible story. She has a lot to deal with and settle with when this is all over and i truly hope she can find some peace later. War is fucking awful. In the meantime however, there is one thing she can do that will help her come to terms with this: Kill as many Russians as you can. It wont take away the hurt, but it will help a little.

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  10. 38 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

    This.  That kid who graduated the shittiest high school you know of, but only because his teachers felt sorry for him and gave him a couple of sympathy D grades?  He's not too bad at video games, and as a result, he can take out a Russian armored column in a half hour.


    So, they graduated from aggy? Do Javelins accept voice commands in a mixture of East TX twang and Ebonics? 

    jeez, with aggy proof weapons we could take over the world.

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  11.  

    4 minutes ago, MillerEP said:

    https://www.instagram.com/p/CaiRhg_pEAG/

     

    *Little Pecker*
    “Someone here says they saw a Russian pee on the sidewalk and that he had a small d*ck. I did not witness this myself but supposed the teenage boys started yelling from windows ‘Small D*ck Small D*ck go home’

    Now the Russian is embarrassed and yelled at them to go away but the children persisted chanting ‘Small D*ck Small D*ck’ until the soldier left.

    Bless the children.”
    - Ukrainian Civilian. Invasion of Ukraine. February 28th, 2022.

    This story was documented by @nicklaidthelaw Every witness to war has a story, and every story deserves to be told.

     

     

    Yikes, dick jokes aside if someone say you have a little dick you hav an obligation to prove them wrong, you know unless… 

  12. 1 hour ago, Scholz said:

    Yeah that didn't happen

     

    Right? An aggy having friends?? Lol.

    I know its internet fuckery, but gotdamn that is a solid rant. 

    Baseball is a gentleman’s game. No aggy would be that pissed about baseball.

     

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  13. 7 minutes ago, irishtexan said:

    Which is how Putin's going to justify shelling apartment complexes and civilian areas. Once Ukraine started giving out automatic weapons to every day citizens, the Russian army will argue those people have enlisted and are de facto members of the military, so they are no longer protected. It's all bullshit, but it's how they're going to justify attacking civilians. 

    Yep. Fucking exactly. 

    Will hit you up with some + when i recharge.

  14. 13 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

    Cool side story: our Norwegian exchange daughter just finished her stint in the Norwegian army (kinda happy about that, as some of them are now being deployed to the Baltics).  She was a security officer on an airbase.  Not like "stand at the gate and check papers."  Instead, they did regular patrols on some pretty rough terrain.  We asked her to tell us about it, and she said "I can't tell you details."  Okay, but I mean, what were you doing?"  She says with a smile "hunting Russians."  The Norwegians know where the fuckery is.  They always have.

     

    Fuck yeah they do. No hesitation either. Murdering a Russian enemy trying to get on an airbase with their hands would be a fun, exciting story you’d tell the kids at Christmas for years rather than some therapist later in life. 

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