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OrangEngr

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  1. 9 hours ago, ztejas said:

    I was in the company of a couple guys and couple gals yesterday. I mentioned to the group the story about the olympic swimmer getting arrested after storming the capitol. One of the girls goes "What? Michael Phelps?"

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    Nah, that’s WAY more Ryan Lochte.

  2. I think the biggest issue right now is that there are more or less 3 dynasties in CFB. The fact that you know it’s pretty much going to be one of them is what makes it so exhausting. Much less chance for a random upset to give someone else a chance. You may always have known the patriots were making the Super Bowl, but at least you cycled through NFC teams 

  3. 1 hour ago, Prepuce of Doom said:

    Who knows with this kid... 

    He's at a very specific stage of laziness, cleverness, and plausible incompetence that we still have to floss his teeth for him. As such, in order to get an optimal approach angle, we have him lay on his back at the foot of our bed with his head slightly hanging off the edge. And since we don't have a sink in that location, I just grab a Kleenex that I use to wipe the crud off of the flosser stick as I go. 

    On especially productive nights, I'll show him the gross Kleenex covered in crud (or "abandoned meat" in his words) in order to try to drive home the importance and purpose of good oral hygiene. 

    Tonight when looking at all of the many cruds, he informed me that, "a group or family of cruds is called an 'El Camino.'"

    That’s my president.

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  4. 4 hours ago, SHOOTER12 said:

    He picked up the kids from my daughters house around 7 pm. A matter of seconds later she heard Lorrick crying and howling at the door.  She opened the door to let him in and he came in bleeding, laid down and died in about 2 minutes.  She texted the asshole and asked him, "did you kill my Lorrick"?  He told her "I was on a public roadway and he ran out in front of me, if you hadn't sold your house this wouldn't have happened". (WTF???). If she wouldn't have called she would have never known.  That dog didn't chase cars or act stupid.  If he had come back and told her immediately, I could believe it might have been an accident, but he wasn't going to say a word on his own... bastard.

    [ex husband spread eagle in the road] shooter to cops: “I was on a public roadway and he ran out in front of me”

    cops: what about the tire iron dents in his skull?

    shooter: dunno, aliens?

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  5. On 12/11/2020 at 1:04 PM, mdmost said:

    I am a huge fan of the 50s-60s era of mascots looking angry while wearing sailor hats

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    Assuming WSC is the predecessor name for Washington state, that mascot accurately reflects the average WSU fan’s fireball consumption.

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