OrangEngr
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On 1/16/2021 at 7:04 PM, cactusflinthead said:
Golden— At what point can I just take this goddamn ball???
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On 1/12/2021 at 10:54 PM, TexLonghorn said:
He better fucking fix his divots.
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The lips
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9 hours ago, ztejas said:
I was in the company of a couple guys and couple gals yesterday. I mentioned to the group the story about the olympic swimmer getting arrested after storming the capitol. One of the girls goes "What? Michael Phelps?"
TommyLee.jpg
Nah, that’s WAY more Ryan Lochte.
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11 minutes ago, Kanly said:
Love the not so subtle NC trophies in the background
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THE flagship university
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I think the biggest issue right now is that there are more or less 3 dynasties in CFB. The fact that you know it’s pretty much going to be one of them is what makes it so exhausting. Much less chance for a random upset to give someone else a chance. You may always have known the patriots were making the Super Bowl, but at least you cycled through NFC teams
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1 minute ago, LTtxfan said:
They did a good job of keeping Kyle flood cropped out. Can’t ruin the “surprise”
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1 hour ago, Prepuce of Doom said:
Who knows with this kid...
He's at a very specific stage of laziness, cleverness, and plausible incompetence that we still have to floss his teeth for him. As such, in order to get an optimal approach angle, we have him lay on his back at the foot of our bed with his head slightly hanging off the edge. And since we don't have a sink in that location, I just grab a Kleenex that I use to wipe the crud off of the flosser stick as I go.
On especially productive nights, I'll show him the gross Kleenex covered in crud (or "abandoned meat" in his words) in order to try to drive home the importance and purpose of good oral hygiene.
Tonight when looking at all of the many cruds, he informed me that, "a group or family of cruds is called an 'El Camino.'"
That’s my president.
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2 hours ago, Beau Vine said:
DR responded to the latest criticism by saying it could just as easily have made a programme “about a woman with no control over her vagina”
PM South Austin’s mom
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4 hours ago, SHOOTER12 said:
He picked up the kids from my daughters house around 7 pm. A matter of seconds later she heard Lorrick crying and howling at the door. She opened the door to let him in and he came in bleeding, laid down and died in about 2 minutes. She texted the asshole and asked him, "did you kill my Lorrick"? He told her "I was on a public roadway and he ran out in front of me, if you hadn't sold your house this wouldn't have happened". (WTF???). If she wouldn't have called she would have never known. That dog didn't chase cars or act stupid. If he had come back and told her immediately, I could believe it might have been an accident, but he wasn't going to say a word on his own... bastard.
[ex husband spread eagle in the road] shooter to cops: “I was on a public roadway and he ran out in front of me”
cops: what about the tire iron dents in his skull?
shooter: dunno, aliens?
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1 hour ago, Machinator said:
Some buzz today that Pruitt might not make it to the 2021 season after all.
Interim 2021 head coach Phil fulmer’s plan is coming together.
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22 minutes ago, fattyflattie said:
See this would be an epic first Twitter response.
You’ll never beat the aggy knob slobbers to the punch, though
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34 minutes ago, Dennis Taylor said:Hopefully they don't watch film either Leon
It’s a good thing the nfl can wait, it will take him a while to get there
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1 hour ago, RGBIII said:
Fuck, we are going to have to watch some fucked up network play that god damn video next season aren’t we
It’ll be a Brando/Tillman broadcast
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I went 5-7. I can see more success than just big xii titles, but that Yellowstone supercaldera ain’t goin’ anywhere
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13 minutes ago, Katfid54 said:
what the actual fuck does that mean?
Lincoln’s the new OC
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I’m in my mid 30s and cannot recall a game when texas was referred to as orange or white by the refs
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10 hours ago, UTEX_ME said:
That now means over 4000 yards of offense and 41 touchdowns are sitting out for UNC.. aggy's non AP top 4 streak is all but over.
Nah, we get to use the same logic as the CWS. If you didn’t make it, you’re not top 4
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Wives and the Stupid Shit They Say/Do
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Your wife is Katfid?!?!?.!?