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So the sheriff just stopped in my yard

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2 hours ago, crash_davis said:

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You posted the wrong Seinfeld gif...you meant this one didn't you, you sick bastard!!

im out GIF

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11 hours ago, Steamboat1874 said:

Until you actually need one right?

Wrong.

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13 hours ago, Steamboat1874 said:

Until you actually need one right?

54 trips around the sun and haven't had one intervene in any crisis to save the day,  yet.  But okay. 

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Ok. Facebook says 5'5" Hispanic with ATF warrants is on the loose. We had a bad hailstorm a couple weeks back so you can't swing a cat without hitting a short Hispanic roofer. Really narrows it down. When all the roofs are fixed we will have 4 Hispanics left.

Secret Service finally read Brisket’s posts?

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13 hours ago, Armybrat said:

Pics of .45 and 9mm. Skip the steak.

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5 hours ago, DigglerontheHoof said:

54 trips around the sun and haven't had one intervene in any crisis to save the day,  yet.  But okay. 

Well, when you get the Big C and want to end it in a way so as to get your family that life insurance money just let me know and I'll call in a "wellness check" to your local nest of HEROES.

 

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3 hours ago, Gatorubet said:


Secret Service finally read Brisket’s posts?

No way it was Brisket.  He would have smelled those steaks, broke in, and started posting pics.

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On 5/19/2020 at 10:43 PM, Shoxthemonkey said:

 I'm just glad they went west to my neighbor and not east to my house. Wife was home alone and I hate to think how that could have gone. 

He fixes the cable? 

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