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Herpa Derpa

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  1. 1 hour ago, LTtxfan said:

    At the end of this season, sure hope CDC has the cahunas to fire RT.

    It needs to happen...

    Cojones = balls

    Kahuna = a wise man

     

    CDC is the big kahuna with big cojones.

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  2. 1 hour ago, Red Five said:

    My favorite Farley sketch was one I don't think I've seen since it aired in 1993. It was called Relapse Guy, and Lorne made sure all traces of it were erased from existence. Farley kept relapsing, causing increasingly terrible damage to himself and others. Now that I type it out, it probably hasn't aged well at all.

    Another one like that, and maybe from the same episode, was a game show called Date Rape, where contestants had to judge whether date rape had happened or not. It was a different time.

    The Relapse Guy

    Is It Date Rape?

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  3. 4 hours ago, usmc0331horn said:

    I feel like the best in no particular order were something like:

    Belushi, Gilda, Eddie Murphy, Hartman, Farley, Ferrell, Molly Shannon, Kate McKinnon, Bill Murray, Dana Carvey, Jan Hooks and maybe throw in Hader, Samberg and Sandler plus Norm for Update.

    Would be an interesting exercise to pick which singular skit is the best for each of the above. Not sure it would be possible. Hell, even agreeing on the best character for most would be futile. 

  4. 11 minutes ago, BERT said:

    You can have whatever facial hair you like but if i can see your skin between the hair, maybe you shouldn't be growing a mustache

    I'm convinced that's why George made the rule in '76. It was the 1970's when hair was grown everywhere to the max.  George couldn't grow facial hair which was a hallmark of masculinity at the time.  So nobody else was going to allowed to grow a 'stache or beard and make him feel less masculine.

    That's right, Helobotomy, your super special hair rule didn't exist until the seventy-third year of the franchise. 72 years of the Yankees being a classless organization that allowed facial hair. Right?

  5. On 2/18/2025 at 11:17 AM, statsman said:

    Auto bids are needed, because we have a quarter century of evidence that committees rate college football teams, first, by looking at the loss column helmet sticker, and there is so much variance in schedule quality that will never change.

    Fixed that.

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  6. 7 minutes ago, C-Man said:

    I'm going to have to go back and watch all the ones with Ferrell because I wasn't really a fan of his until Old School. I know I missed a lot of great SNL during his years.

    One of my all-time favorites with him. Takes a bit but so worth the payoff.

     

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  7. 4 hours ago, Hondo said:

    Enjoy the internet, sport.  Try not to get stuffed in a locker in the real world.

    BOW in real world:

    hiding-dont-talk-to-me.gif

     

    30 minutes ago, Valmy77 said:

    Well that's why you don't act like you do on the internet in the real world.

    This fucking cunt gets it.

     

    25 minutes ago, Ghost of NMAS said:

    Terrible thread title.  Texas baseball had a winning tradition for over 100 years before hiring the current coach, including two national championships before he was even born.

    But was it a schwining tradition?

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  8. 56 minutes ago, Helobious said:

    27 titles. Exactly 0 are tainted by sign stealing  or any other kind of allegation. Sorry your team sucks.

    2009 was won on the bat of admitted cheater Alex Rodriguez. The prior run was during the height of the steroid era and feature numerous players that would admit to using PEDs. And that's not including the obvious ones that were to cowardly too admit they cheated. Cough, Roger, cough.

    Graig Nettles, star of the Yankees 1977 and 1978 World Series champs, was discovered as a cheat when his bat broke and six superballs came bouncing out.

    Whitey Ford admitted to scuffing and using illegal substances on balls when pitching in the World Series. BTW, Ford was on the Yankees World Series teams that won in 1950, 1953, 1956, 1958, 1961, and 1962. 

    So with a quick google search, I found at least 11 Yankee titles that are tainted by cheating. That's 40% without even breaking a sweat.

    Finally:

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    In the letter, Manfred informed the Yankees that MLB's investigation found that the team's players watched the monitors in 2015 and 2016 to discern pitch-sequence information that was then relayed to baserunners in the hope that they could communicate this to the batter. Additionally, sources told ESPN that the letter notes that former Yankees pitching coach Larry Rothschild called the replay room to ask about pitch identification, which is against the rules.

    $100,000 fine for stealing signs you stupid cunt. Your Cashman for Clunkers teams are just too shitty to win when they cheat now.

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  9. 56 minutes ago, Helobious said:

    It’s funny I get painted as some radical misogynist

    Don't forget rock dumb and racist. You're a triple threat.

     

     

    MMA rose in stature because boxing corrupted itself into irrelevance. The audience was always there and just shifted from one form of 1v1 combat to another. That's a sport as old as the species. The talk about WBB being the next huge thing reminds me about how soccer will soon dominate the nation. Been hearing that one my whole life. And I'm pretty old.

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