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Herpa Derpa

Certifiably Surly
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  1. Live look at L.A.
  2. I may be a few centuries too early but involuntary sterilization becomes more reasonable with each passing day. Teach your kids or they'll be the end of the line.
  3. Look, he doesn't think she is fuckable and that clearly makes her unsuitable for any other purpose. Man has a code.
  4. Involuntary sterilization. It's really our only hope at this point.
  5. Gretzky had Semenko. CC needs a goon.
  6. you misspelled definitely.
  7. 2027? I just hope Mel holds on that long. Me too.
  8. I think Shuai knew he wasn't going to win so he was just cooking for the joy. Bailey still needs to find her voice and stop cooking to please her bosses and start cooking to please herself. Tristan was on a mission and his vision was not going to be denied.
  9. Congrats on Pig finally accomplishing something in Omaha. Now get run by LSU so we can all throw our heads back and laugh.
  10. 18*
  11. If Murray gonna go 2 and Q, at least go out by dropping a bunt and killing the no-hitter with surliness. Fuck pig.
  12. 1 Samuel 17:49
  13. Krypto can handle himself.
  14. Legend.
  15. That's because you mistakenly still believe skill and accomplishment matter in a post-Kardashian world. All about the clicks now, homes.
  16. Interesting. Wonder if he still leaves had they beat Murray and made it to Omaha.
  17. You're gonna have to suggest a couple of other professions.
  18. That Surly is full of old cranks with faulty and biased memories?
  19. I once accepted a retail return from Gary Grubbs.
  20. You never really know.
  21. Hey Tech, suck my dick.
  22. Every postseason team has a bandwagon. It's a good thing when it occurs.
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