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Herpa Derpa

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  1. I'm gonna need to know what Simone heard down at 31 Flavors before I draw any conclusions.
  2. Are you saying your dad still has to work hard to get some even after 44 years? Guess some ladies will always make you work for it.
  3. When you run into them all day...
  4. Says the cuck on a Texas board. You're here because you want to be around your betters and you can't do that with fellow Tards. And the desperate need for validation, but that's more a slorch thing.
  5. I've heard the ladies are insane there and they sure know how to use it.
  6. Somebody thought she was (NSFW) Sara is my pick but Antonia is on a mission from God.
  7. It was Ralph that kept him relevant. He's just a miserable old fuck with a crazy cat lady wife that is too scared to stop working and enjoy his final years. I would feel more pity if he wasn't obscenely rich and super validated. Sternthology and History get the majority of my listening time now anyway. The current show is two old biddies surrounded by low tier talent (excluding my Fred). He's a 20th century radio guy in a 21st century podcast world and has nothing fresh or interesting to offer. It's over, Johnny.
  8. Sure, but they've had 5 years to montage train since they made the pact. For reference, this is what the character looks like in the game.
  9. Thankfully, the Manning clan is much much much much smarter than you when it comes to QB development for the pro game.
  10. You just need something to help you get through the long cold winter.
  11. Peyton made 45 starts in college. Eli had 46. If Arch leads Texas to the NC game with a bye this year, he will have 18 starts under his belt. He ain't leaving that early in his development.
  12. PMQAKzZ.mp4
  13. You might want to ask a gay friend about that assumption. Besides, he's got a lot of practice wiping his own ass too but that don't mean he can wipe mine to my satisfaction.
  14. To be fair, I'm not sure Miller would give a good hand job. I wouldn't complain about the title though.
  15. I fear this will not end well.
  16. Yep. His "collapse" when faced with the prospect of failure was textbook. A lost little boy in the body of a man.
  17. Thanks. Makes sense. Never a good thing when the GM wants his own kid elsewhere.
  18. Make it make sense. Oh, day drinking. Now I understand.
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