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Herpa Derpa

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  1. 37 minutes ago, texasstrong12 said:

    I don't know why people keep melting down after 1 inning when we fall behind. We've been doing this for about 75% of the year and we keep finding ways to win. 

    Because those people don't understand the difference between sports. They watch all sports the same.  Down 10-0 in the 2nd? Game Over. Down 65-58 with 3min to play. Game Over. If you think watching 9 innings of baseball should be done in the same manner you watch 4 quarters, you don't really know what you're watching. Baseball is not for the bitchass.

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  2. 1 hour ago, bolverk said:

    When they found that dead tiger on the shore of the lake, Stubbs says, “We have Bengals in Park 6, we’ve never had a stray cross park borders.” Probably a foreshadowing of Shogun World.

    Not a lot of Bengal tigers in Japan.

  3. If no 

    1 hour ago, Dr Fear said:

    Cosby is going to have numerous good points on appeal, if you are the DA would you accept probation here with a non-appeal agreement? Judge does the sentencing in Pennsylvania, not the jury.

    If he doesn't get probation, he will die behind bars.  A fitting end.

  4. 1 hour ago, Chuychanga said:

    I feel like I'm the only one who doesn't give a shit who kneels, who's mad about it, who met about it, or what anyone thinks about it.  We are a country who loves to be divided.  If it wasn't this bullshit it would be another meeting about some other bullshit.  

    You're not the only one.

  5. He ain't holding her back from shit. No way that girl is getting into UC-Davis or Cornell vet schools.  She might as well say she's going to Harvard or Stanford for law school as it's just as likely.  She's a former bartender with an online degree who has a daddy fetish.  She's right where she should be.

  6. 4 minutes ago, SuingToGetAMessageBoard? said:

    That’s not the analogue to JFK I’m rooting for.  

    Kennedy had an older brother that died.

    Trump had an older brother that died.

     

    Kennedy's dad was pretty much a dick.

    Trump's dad was pretty much a dick.

     

    Kennedy liked to bang skanky hot pieces on the side.

    Trump likes to bang skanky hot pieces on the side.

     

    Kennedy's presidential administration came to an abrupt end.

    Trump's presidential administration...

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