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On 11/3/2018 at 8:45 PM, mulletpelini said:
Does Les eat astroturf?
Apparantly
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I am so glad I don’t have Facebook as it makes it easier to avoid the Trumpkins and the Shitlibs.
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I ain’t clicking on that but fuck the government full cloak room
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Good to see my mighty Vols carrying the damn fight.
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3 hours ago, dcar00 said:
Kentucky should drop out but they won't. Missouri was a complete SEC home office gift.
Kentucky could be good if the administration cared. There wouldn’t be an Alabama if Bear didn’t get fed up with it.
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I like "the other UT" and have always wanted to see a home-and-home scheduled. Congrats on the win.
But man, Kentucky seems like they might be a little overrated...
They definitely were over rated but their fans didn’t know that before the game as their was a lot of shit talking and I don’t blame them as it’s been 30 something years since they won in Knoxville.
I would love a home and home with Texas and after discovering this board I always pull for Texas .......even when poor Ol Tennessee was getting made fun of last year
This pic was taken right after halftime Hail Mary play. lol
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7 hours ago, Dances with Dachshunds said:
If you are in Texas, don't make the mistake and go to the big dog attorney in Houston. All talk, no bite. Was rear ended by an idiot while stopped at a red light, Oct last year. Wife's back is jacked up. I had issues for a couple of months.
Still no action. Been dicked around (long story) . Anybody know a good attorney that will actually work for me and not his commercials? I wont ever make that mistake again.
They will settle with the other insurance company for pennies on the dollar about 2 days before the statute runs.
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5 hours ago, Bullneck said:
Has TN beaten a ranked team in the last 15 years? Doesn't seem like it.
2 this year but I know what you mean. This was my first time back in the stadium in over 2 years. Ky isn’t very good and neither are we but I will take it.
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20 minutes ago, NotActuallyALonghorn said:
So you raped a 2nd grader and 35 people congratulated you?
What the fuck man??!!
it was at least 38
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Just now, Brisketexan said:
I posrepped Clintonaldo, but dammit, it just bears further acknowledgment. It was perfection. Like watching MLB all-stars turning a double play.
Thanks man. I hesitated posting it but assumed everyone would take it for what it was. I am honored sir
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9 minutes ago, tfoolry said:
Well did he cum or what?
Pm Goo
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2 minutes ago, TexasHooch said:I was fine while it was happening but am freaking out now, about an hour later. I was at my kids' school for a book fair. All of a sudden I heard a lady yelling and a little girl (1st or 2nd grade?) doubled over. She gave up a peppermint candy after the 2nd thrust. Mom was freaked (obviously) but the girl showed no ill effects at all- they even kept shopping. My question is... what happens after? Should we have called 911? Should I have suggested the mom take her to the doctor? The whole thing from beginning to end took no more than 10 seconds, I didn't thrust that hard, and the girl showed zero ill effects.
Sounds like my prom night.
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Wake up at 5 am and get in the shower. No soap or shampoo. I am tired from not sleeping much night before so my naked wet ass gets out and walks halfway down the hall. I ask her if she took them out. She responds yes and she was going to replace them. I ask why she didn’t do it after she removed the old ones. She tells me she wanted to do it in the morning. I reiterate that the best possible outcome was hearing me get up and then sprinting into the bathroom to give my soap and shampoo? She looked at me like I was crazy for thinking that's stupid.
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I’m taking back over my best thread ever from the old board and getting this place in shape.
Drinking a good local IPA made in Nooga
And I am hiding behind garbage cans hoping the neighbor and wife can’t find me.
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We got in contact with the people that bred Gidget and found out today is her birthday
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Full derp
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Ok. Last one
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1 hour ago, Biff Tannen said:
This is a good page.
I didn’t want another dog but damn she is great. She walks great on a leash and is happy to be loved. I told my buddy I got her from that if he ever got another animal I would call the humane society. It’s weird, he isn’t a bad guy but just lazy.
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Did you say vet?
Let’s ride hooman
$300 later she has her shots and is healthy.
$300 next month for her surgery to get spayed. I have been pwnt.
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Today I went to a buddy’s house to smoke food and drink my ass off. I get there and I notice he keeps his dog GIdget crated non stop. I call him out on it and he claims he doesn’t have time. I say you have time now as we aren’t doing shit and he just kind of laughs. I tell him to un crate the dog so he does for about 2 hours and the dog is well behaved. It is just hanging out around the smoker like we are not bothering shit.
My wife shows up with our 2 miniature dachshunds that are a little over a year old and she hears the whining from the garage for 2 hours. She drives me home because I am plastered. As soon as I get in the car I go off about this poor dog and how fucking mad I am. My voice even cracks because she is such a good dog. The wife asks if we can adopt her. Tomorrow at 8 am I am going to get Gidget and bringing her to her good home. I don’t want her but goddamnit I can’t sleep another night seeing this dog neglected. My “ friend” is thrilled I am getting his dog.
I am really having a hard time remembering he is a friend. Gidget photos will be uploaded in about 10 hours. It will be a shit show around here and I hope my two other pups adapt and understand. Gidget is a year old.
She smelled like a sour boot and I had to drive home with the windows open even though it was in the 30’s this morning. She has shat and been bathed and is now happy. Good girl Gidget
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Today I went to a buddy’s house to smoke food and drink my ass off. I get there and I notice he keeps his dog GIdget crated non stop. I call him out on it and he claims he doesn’t have time. I say you have time now as we aren’t doing shit and he just kind of laughs. I tell him to un crate the dog so he does for about 2 hours and the dog is well behaved. It is just hanging out around the smoker like we are not bothering shit.
My wife shows up with our 2 miniature dachshunds that are a little over a year old and she hears the whining from the garage for 2 hours. She drives me home because I am plastered. As soon as I get in the car I go off about this poor dog and how fucking mad I am. My voice even cracks because she is such a good dog. The wife asks if we can adopt her. Tomorrow at 8 am I am going to get Gidget and bringing her to her good home. I don’t want her but goddamnit I can’t sleep another night seeing this dog neglected. My “ friend” is thrilled I am getting his dog.
I am really having a hard time remembering he is a friend. Gidget photos will be uploaded in about 10 hours. It will be a shit show around here and I hope my two other pups adapt and understand. Gidget is a year old.
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On 10/20/2018 at 11:10 PM, Lurch said:
Fuck, now the whole series is unrealistic.
I am laughing way to hard at this.
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The pooch kickoff was fucking stupid.
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5 hours ago, Angry Gorilla said:
Just took him in for MRI yesterday. They found a mass in his sinus cavity that is most likely cancer. Could also be a fungal something but unlikely. Waiting for our vet to call for next steps but the MRI place said it would probably be a biopsy.
Will he be able to see again?
Kansas is Hopeless...
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Happy for Kansas. They have been through hell and this is coming from a Tennessee fan.