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This thread is a pleasant read. Pardon me while I go out to the garage and hook jumper cables up to my balls to cheer myself up.
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13 hours ago, msucolt45 said:
Loved hearing Lee Trevino’s stories/jokes growing up. I still think his best is after being on tour for a while and making decent money, he was mowing his suburban Dallas yard. It was “Dallas Hot” so he took off his shirt.
A big caddy pulls up and stops, rolls the window down, and asks “Sonny how much do you charge?” Which he replies, “I don’t know, but the lady inside lets me sleep with her!” Window gets rolled up as fast as possible and car takes off!
Lee Trevino at his finest!
Hook’em!!!Pressure is playing for $5 a hole with only $2 in your pocket.
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Blossom Puzzle, March 16
Letters: B E G O I L N
My score: 304 points
My longest word: 9 letters
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31 minutes ago, TonyTexas said:
Beaman was a really good commissioner. It’s great that he still plays at the ripe old age of 85. How does he hit it?
From behind
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Blossom Puzzle, March 15
Letters: A D E N I L T
My score: 450 points
My longest word: 11 letters
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1 hour ago, Neonmoon said:
It seems you do possess the anecdotal experience to base your feelings on. That is important. Is it possible that person deserved to be raped and beaten in prison as punishment for said crimes? Obviously in addition to the confinement punishment.
No, but he probably was, which is probably why he got more violent. Just angry at the world. Drugs serve as an accelerant. It’s my cousin and I haven’t seen him in a few years so I assume he’s back in jail, and a quick TDCJ inmate search informs me that he is back in jail.
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I know one person who has been to prison for a violent crime. It didn’t help him become a kinder, gentler person.
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22 minutes ago, YGIFS said:
I didn't catch it the first watch. "Acid Tests".
I think we all remember the Ken Kesey "Electric Klinton Acid Tests"
And I know I can't ask this question on DT, but what the fuck is his deal with Bill's socks? I mean most of his delusional rants are at least based on some sort of twisted memory of history. But I don't get the sock bit? Did it start out as an allegation of 'Stock Fraud' and he just kept repeating 'Socks' over and over again and just went with that? Classified documents and tapes in a sock drawer? I mean Bill did some dumb shit, but a sock drawer? That'd be like storing documents and tapes in a bathroom.
Isn’t Socks the cat?
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Not a good look for Corn.
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Blossom Puzzle, March 14
Letters: D E M A N P S
My score: 365 points
My longest word: 10 letters
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5 minutes ago, Captainant said:
Character and ability have jack shit to do with opportunities that children have. That is 100% tied to resources available to the child.
Yeah slorch. Lie again you goddamn raider rash scarred taint stain. You keep putting words in my mouth and insisting on things that I haven't posted, but are just the caricature that you have worked up in your head.
You are lying and misstating things that I have said just so you can knock them down and thump on your chest. It's fucking pathetic and is why you have been enshrined in shaggy/surly lore as a verb.
Put him on ignore. Most of the rest of us have already done that. The only time I see anything he posts is when someone quotes him, so, pretty please, quit doing that.
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1 hour ago, crash_davis said:
She bought her house two or three years ago for about $330k. He said that her policy premium is over $3k, which is a few hundred more than what I pay for a significantly more expensive house in Austin.
Insuring houses near the gulf coast is a losing proposition for insurance companies. They can’t set a high enough premium to account for the risk. TWIA exists because no insurer would willingly insure anything within 50 miles of the coast.
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10 minutes ago, conVINCEd said:
I was actually insulting the woman, not you.
To clarify, I was stating that you are, at the very minimum, as smart as a first grader, which is a level of intelligence that this woman has not achieved. I’m quite certain you are much smarter than that. I was setting the floor for her, not your ceiling.
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2 minutes ago, PenelopeWitherspoon said:
I was actually insulting the woman, not you.
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Just now, PenelopeWitherspoon said:
That woman is a moron.
Congratulations on having the intelligence of a first grader. I wish more of this country was at your level.
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The main problem with the delivery apps, if you can get past the fees, is that the food is cold most of the time.
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7 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:
Looking forward to Hurricane Ziggy....in June.
I vote for Zsa Zsa over Ziggy.
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Have we considered the possibility that the airlines are cutting corners on the maintenance of their fleets? If I don’t change my oil for 15 years and my engine goes kaput, is that Ford’s fault?
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Blossom Puzzle, March 13
Letters: A C F T I N O
My score: 400 points
My longest word: 12 letters
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Just now, F250 said:
Everyone in America over 45 years old has been conditioned to see Russia as the enemy. The Republicans were always the "Nuke Moscow" types and watched Red Dawn on repeat for the last 40 years. Plus they always need an enemy. It was surprising to see people drop a life long hatered because Trump and Putin were in love. Granted, the Democratic party and minority groups are the new enemy, still to see peoples brains switch so quickly was weird.
Co-sign.
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8 minutes ago, DixonHur said:
We aren't sniffing another SB as longs as Jerry is in charge.
I don't have high hopes for Stephen either, but at least there's a chance he could be different if Jerry were gone.
But I'm definitely getting Al and Mark Davis vibes.
Charlotte could have Stephen killed.
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I only have 2 deceased relatives who I can tell you exactly what day they died. My grandmother died on Valentines Day in 2016 any my aunt died on my birthday in 2021. The best I can do on the others would be something like late May in 2015.
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If I am using a delivery app there is a 99.999% chance I am shitfaced.
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Blossom Puzzle, March 12
Letters: A C G I N P T
My score: 423 points
My longest word: 14 letters
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Blossom Puzzle, March 17
Letters: A E N G R S T
My score: 468 points
My longest word: 13 letters
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