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conVINCEd

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  1. 13 hours ago, msucolt45 said:


    Loved hearing Lee Trevino’s stories/jokes growing up. I still think his best is after being on tour for a while and making decent money, he was mowing his suburban Dallas yard. It was “Dallas Hot” so he took off his shirt.

    A big caddy pulls up and stops, rolls the window down, and asks “Sonny how much do you charge?” Which he replies, “I don’t know, but the lady inside lets me sleep with her!” Window gets rolled up as fast as possible and car takes off!

    Lee Trevino at his finest!

    Hook’em!!!

    Pressure is playing for $5 a hole with only $2 in your pocket.

  2. 31 minutes ago, TonyTexas said:

    Beaman was a really good commissioner. It’s great that he still plays at the ripe old age of 85. How does he hit it?

    From behind

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  3. 1 hour ago, Neonmoon said:

    It seems you do possess the anecdotal experience to base your feelings on. That is important. Is it possible that person deserved to be raped and beaten in prison as punishment for said crimes? Obviously in addition to the confinement punishment.

    No,  but he probably was, which is probably why he got more violent.  Just angry at the world.  Drugs serve as an accelerant.  It’s my cousin and I haven’t seen him in a few years so I assume he’s back in jail, and a quick TDCJ inmate search informs me that he is back in jail.

  4. 22 minutes ago, YGIFS said:

    I didn't catch it the first watch.  "Acid Tests".

    I think we all remember the Ken Kesey "Electric Klinton Acid Tests" 

    And I know I can't ask this question on DT, but what the fuck is his deal with Bill's socks?  I mean most of his delusional rants are at least based on some sort of twisted memory of history.  But I don't get the sock bit?  Did it start out as an allegation of 'Stock Fraud' and he just kept repeating 'Socks' over and over again and just went with that?  Classified documents and tapes in a sock drawer?  I mean Bill did some dumb shit, but a sock drawer?  That'd be like storing documents and tapes in a bathroom.  

     

    Isn’t Socks the cat?

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  5. 5 minutes ago, Captainant said:

    Character and ability have jack shit to do with opportunities that children have. That is 100% tied to resources available to the child. 

    Yeah slorch. Lie again you goddamn raider rash scarred taint stain. You keep putting words in my mouth and insisting on things that I haven't posted, but are just the caricature that you have worked up in your head. 

    You are lying and misstating things that I have said just so you can knock them down and thump on your chest. It's fucking pathetic and is why you have been enshrined in shaggy/surly lore as a verb. 

    Put him on ignore.  Most of the  rest of us have already done that.  The only time I see anything he posts is when someone quotes him, so, pretty please, quit doing that.

  6. 1 hour ago, crash_davis said:

    She bought her house two or three years ago for about $330k. He said that her policy premium is over $3k, which is a few hundred more than what I pay for a significantly more expensive house in Austin.

    Insuring houses near the gulf coast is a losing proposition for insurance companies.  They can’t set a high enough premium to account for the risk.  TWIA exists because no insurer would willingly insure anything within 50 miles of the coast.

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  7. 10 minutes ago, conVINCEd said:

    I was actually insulting the woman, not you.  

    To clarify, I was stating that you are, at the very minimum, as smart as a first grader, which is a level of intelligence that this woman has not achieved.  I’m quite certain you are much smarter than that.  I was setting the floor for her, not your ceiling.

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  8. 2 minutes ago, PenelopeWitherspoon said:

    Season 6 What GIF by Paramount+

    Stupid people like this woman should be called out.  And anyone that attends Trump rallies is a Grade A moron.  

    The world would have been better off if more people like this woman had succumbed to COVID.

    I'm just stating the very obvious.  Sorry you got your panties in a twist.

    I was actually insulting the woman, not you.  

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  9. Just now, F250 said:

    Everyone in America over 45 years old has been conditioned to see Russia as the enemy. The Republicans were always the "Nuke Moscow" types and watched Red Dawn on repeat for the last 40 years. Plus they always need an enemy. It was surprising to see people drop a life long hatered because Trump and Putin were in love. Granted, the Democratic party and minority groups are the new enemy, still to see peoples brains switch so quickly was weird.

    Co-sign.

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  10. 8 minutes ago, DixonHur said:

    We aren't sniffing another SB as longs as Jerry is in charge.  

    I don't have high hopes for Stephen either, but at least there's a chance he could be different if Jerry were gone.

    But I'm definitely getting Al and Mark Davis vibes.

    Charlotte could have Stephen killed.  

  11. I only have 2 deceased relatives who I can tell you exactly what day they died.  My grandmother died on Valentines Day in 2016 any my aunt died on my birthday in 2021.  The best I can do on the others would be something like late May in 2015.

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