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GhostOfTomJoad

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  1. I'm sure @closetojumping is waiting for just the right time to reach out to his 'Bama friends to find out how they're dealing with this. I thought one was even a member of Saban's administration so hopefully they find a soft landing spot. 

    The big question is, does 'Bama have deep enough pockets to compete in the NIL-era post-Saban? They've been THE standard for the last 15 years so don't expect them to disappear into irrelevancy like Nebraska, but reality is about to slap them pretty hard upside the face.

  2. "tge" never gets corrected to "the" & I am contemplating the removal of "javelin" because when I fat finger "jave" instead of "have", that word pops up.

    & Then I think "but what if some day I'm writing a post about a light spear dating to nearly 400,000 years ago or a man-portable anti-tank system & I need that word?"
    Same thing with "tje". Drives me fucking nuts
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  3. Remember when Trump inherited our military 🪖 whose stock was so depleted by Obama our soldiers and marines didn't even have bullets for their guns? I 'member.

    This was, of course, bullshit. 

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  4. 52 minutes ago, jimmyjazz said:

    I don't know why those 3-4 cops gave up their ground just before Babbitt got shot, but they held in there for quite a while.  I would have had my weapon drawn.  I assume they were ordered not to do so, although the cops behind the door did so.

    There are a lot of "patriots" who are lucky to be alive.

    I've wondered why those cops left as well. Is it possible that the tactical police team that were on scene immediately after the shooting were there to replace them and had given them the signal to move out? 

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  5. 44 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:


    Don’t forget the War on Christmas. Wait, that’s over. It was punishable by death to say “merry Christmas,” but our lord god Trump made it legal again, saving all the good Christians from the antifa guillotine.

    The War on Christmas is too seasonal. Dotard's now claiming there's a war on Christians!

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    In a Dec. 19 speech in Iowa, for example, Trump pledged, “As soon as I get back in the Oval Office, I’ll also immediately end the war on Christians. I don’t know if you feel it. You have a war. There’s a war.” 

    Unhinged piece of shit.

  6. 1 hour ago, Sbbruin said:

    "We need to get over it.  I know I'm over it, and I just found out about it."

    "It was horrible. Gotta get over it. Isn't Melania a babe? Yeah, she's smoking hot...wherever she is. Probably taking care of a sick parent or something. I dunno. Tragic. But I won another club championship the other week. It was amazing. Nobody could do..I mean, Jack Nicklaus came up to me, tears in his eyes and said..."Mr President, your round today was better than my final round at Augusta in '86. I mean, in my prime I never struck the ball as well as you did. My 18 major championships can't hold a candle to what you accomplished against Guido the upholstery wholesaler from Syracuse and that orthodontist with the funny name."

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    So Mike's getting interviews for positions he's not qualified for how? It's not like a screener is giving him a shot at a marketing director at a tech company. Is he implying he's not qualified for McDonald's?
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  8. Proud of the team. Wish we would have won but definitely would have taken 12-2 w/ a B12 championship + CFP appearance in August (I think I had us with 2 regular season losses in the pre-season poll). Not drinking a drop & watching from my sofa helped my condition immeasurably this morning although I still only got a few hours of sleep (probably didn't need that cup of coffee at 7:30pm).

    and here's to bigger & better success in 2024 and beyond.

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  9. I never served in the military, much less on a nuclear submarine, but I have watched several documentaries, including Crimson Tide and The Hunt for Red October. Based on that considerable expertise, I think I can say with some authority that Marko Ramius was perhaps the greatest nuclear sub captain ever.
    That’ll be $9.95. 
     
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  10. 1 hour ago, Neonmoon said:

    These people are idiots 

    They think their savior Jesus was a blonde beach bum from California who was wrapped in a red white and blue blanket and his mother Mary kept a .38 special in her purse. That's all the learnin' they ever needed from those teachin' ladies at school.

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