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Pato del Muerto

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  1. 18 minutes ago, Pig Bellmont said:

    Yes, but cynically many of the worst provisions don’t take place until after the midterms. So the idiots will blame the Dems when they retake both chambers and all rural hospitals close

    They don’t need midterms or a dem majority to have blame placed on democrats. They don’t even have to choose the villain themselves, the rubes will assign Biden or Obama or someone more local. 

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  2. 19 minutes ago, harpercollins said:

    My mom and my husband share a birthday, both really love fishing, and have never done a chartered trip (due to general frugality). I'd love to surprise them with a double date trip, but I don't know if either would enjoy it knowing it cost thousands. Are the little bay trips worth doing for $600? We could go anywhere, Port A to SPI. 

     

    8 minutes ago, UTPhil2006 said:

    I feel like @justhookit could assist the best with this 

    He sent me to a guy in port A that was great for that.  But he ran his business through Facebook and I don’t use that anymore so no idea how to find him. 

  3. 1 hour ago, C-Man said:

    Let's workshop this: Freedom Paste, Fight Fight Fight Paste, MEGA MAGA Paste, I Appreciate Your Attention to This Matter Paste

    Patriot pâté is a solid name, but for the fact that its target demographic would be scared of the name and couldn’t pronounce it. 
     

    can we use the tubes as stock, and make small bite size balls of it, cover it in the shittiest chocolate we can find, and call them trump truffles?

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  4. 6 minutes ago, bschoolprof said:

    nah, 2, 3, and 4 had similar budgets to each other and double the budget of the original (20-25 mil vs 10).  Just bad/lazy filmmaking.  

    Are you a pair of orthopedic shoes?  Because I stand corrected. 

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  5. 3 hours ago, tx ind said:

    Fake news, he has no need for those as he doesn’t read

    Press release in the near future:  I, President Donald j trump’s lifelong optometrist, can confirm that president trump has really great vision- much better vision than anyone else ever really. It is so good, in fact, that it has been compared to that big, beautiful bird the bald eagle. This extraordinary sense of vision makes others uncomfortable, so we have crafted special glasses to reduce president trump’s vision back to that of a mortal human person.  Thank you for your attention in this private medical matter. 
    - Dr. Michael Michealson, MD. 

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  6. Idea- have him be one of the sharks on shark tank next to his buddy Kevin and the qvc doll and I’d say Cuban but Donald is too chickenshit to do that so arod. 
     

    and if he won’t do it as 1 of 4, let him be by himself on a golden throne.   I’d love to see what he says about the businesses, what he offers, the people that decide to pitch him and what they are selling.  Trump tank. 

  7. A merry Christmas from him in June. 
     

    anyway, now at least I’ll smell good when I flip my trump tie over my shoulder so I don’t get catsup on it while enjoying my trump steak and trump red wine, while in my comfortable trump high tops- before capturing this memory on my trump one phone and posting it to my truth account for cred. 

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  8. 1 hour ago, Wishbone said:

    Whew! Thought I was getting doxxed.

    But seriously, would be kinda cool to perhaps run a “‘bone play” a couple of times a season. Even if it’s just to show something different.

    Then throw it to new tight end Caleb bluett?

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