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Pato del Muerto

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  1. 1 hour ago, Hitch said:

    Because I want a serial killer put to death? That would be a really short session. 

     

    It’s not going to fill the void of such an unimaginable loss. But it sure would help. 

    “You shall not murder.”

     

    are there any carve outs or mitigating circumstances described to get around this?

    you seem to be a proponent of Hammurabi.  He’s from that mooslem area. 

  2. 51 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

    Don't tell me what I can and can't do, motherfucker.

     

    So, my answer is indeed "yes."

    If you could use a Time Machine to retrieve one of each self ward, and have them do things to each other, would that be incest or masturbation for her/them?  

  3. 1 hour ago, F250 said:

    That sounds terrible. 

    It doesn't allow for the veto when the goofy kid wants a turn. "Fuck off Funkhouser, we have something going on here, come back later." Granted, that was more of a thing at Stop N Go and not arcades. 

    Well I made it all up using my extensive knowledge of corporate data mining. Would you put it past them?

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  4. 8 minutes ago, F250 said:

    If these new arcades no longer use quarters, how do you reserve a spot to play?

    Putting a quarter on the edge of the screen is the only legitimate way to establish who plays next. 

    You log into the app and reserve your spot on line.  The app will text you when your turn at a machine is next, and then when your turn is beginning. You have 60 seconds to swipe your card at that machine before it moves on to the next player in the queue. 

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  5. On 6/28/2025 at 7:39 PM, wood said:

    And obtw the EVO in Kyle is showing the original Top Gun on its IMAX screen soon.

    In.

    Should be showing jaws soon as well for a weekend. Those tickets might go quick. 

  6. 2 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

    There is a market for fucking celebrities? How is the first that I'm hearing of it? What are going rates? I assume someone like Melissa McCarthy is probably pretty inexpensive, but your basic Sabrina Carpenter is a bit pricey. Is there an arbitrage opportunity related to maybe age (like, say, Jane Seymour or Halle Berry) or psychosis (Britney Spears)?

    Didn’t this get covered in LA Confidential?

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  7. It’s like a Pete rose autograph session.  But for our laws. 
     

    also, now I’m wondering if I should be suspicious of my Egyptian neighbor since solve recently found out that all Muslims are fundamentalists. 

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