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Mitch Hedberg

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  1. Latino Heat on the mound in games 4 and 6. If we can get Verlander to not shit the bed in 5, I like our chances. New day and positive thoughts. Sweeps are for fascists. Letting Philly get their hopes up only to crush them like a boot heel to a cockroach is so much more satisfying.
  2. Astros didn’t want to celebrate in that nasty stadium anyway. Probably get hepatitis. Win next 2 and come win it all in Houston.
  3. I don’t know who nobody is because I did from the start. 😂 He’s got decent stats and won some games but the butt puckerfest that most of his starts are was always worrisome to me.
  4. Never understood how McCullers just jumped right back to #3. He’s been 5 or 6 on this staff since he came back
  5. Why is he wiping his hands on the grass and on his uniform!!! — Twitter if it was Framber
  6. I remember when we were up 5-0. Long way from over.
  7. Bullpen be ready. Lance will run up a pitch count with walks and fouls. Hope we get 5 good
  8. Had such a good haiku yesterday but oh well…here’s today’s. No Ranger danger Astros send a Lance through heart Fuck your rain delay #WorldSeries #astros
  9. Game 3 canceled haiku Philly is a turd Shit team with shit stadium One word for you: roof
  10. Well Shit. I had a good Game 3 haiku ready. But this beer is getting drank anyway. See y’all tomorrow.
  11. Well ok. Not as good as the 2-0 it should have been but not as bad as the 0-2 it could have been. Let’s go to Philly and sweep.
  12. Verlander needs an appointment with Frambers shrink before the next start.
  13. Game 2 haiku. First time it didn’t work last night but screw it its 7-1 Phillies Wheels come off Astros rebound in game two Fuck all the haters
  14. I told my dad this morning that if we give up 5 runs our chances of winning are cut in half. We just aren’t going to win many games 7-6 and 9-8 with this lineup at its best and even less with Altuve, Alvarez and the DH not contributing. I know it had to be difficult to take JV out before the 5th but he was being knocked around and we have the bullpen pitch 5. Dusty needed to make the move to win today. Play like no tomorrow. This isn’t a July game. Dusty gets the majority of the blame to me.
  15. Well you can’t win the series 4-1 if you don’t lose one. Winning streak starts tomorrow.
  16. My friend shot a rooster last game against Yanks before Altuve got a couple hits. He told me last night he has another one on standby.
  17. Somebody tell Altuve to stop shaving. I don’t have scientific backup for this but clean shaven Altuve hits .000. Damnit!
  18. Let’s go Maldy. Just put it in play
  19. I literally root for nobody harder than Mancini. Damn I wish he would just run into one again.
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