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  1. 50 minutes ago, Dutch said:

    Pretty sure @brown water uses them in the XXX pron he so kindly shares with The Surl in the Steak thread... perhaps he can share some insights.

    I do and am a big fan. Find it better for longer cooks or multiple meats. No necessarily smoking (for which it’s great too) but also a larger cuts like picanha or a tomahawk. For individual steaks the thermapen is my go to.  App is helpful and easy to use. Only complaint is the range between the base and probes is a bit limited.  

    There is a temperature limit above which you risk damaging the probes. Usually solve by searing (before or after) with the probe removed. .

    Below is a picanha from a few months back. 
     

     

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  2. “181 yards into a slight wind….that sailed magnificently into a rather strong wind.”

    I mean if you’re full of shit at least keep your story straight.  Remember that good liars give details and even better liars don’t.  

    And I checked. The average PGA tour pro hits their 5i 195 yards and the senior tour (which starts at 50) hits their 5i 185. So I’m sure an out of shape guy pushing 80 hits his 5i 180 yards into a slight / substantial wind. 
     

    Of all his bullshit not sure why this irritates me so much.  Probably still brooding over my near miss a few weeks ago (8i from 170 - negligible wind) or his ongoing treason. Must be one of those things 

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  3. 14 hours ago, RDCanecutter said:

    I have an idea for an app that would tell you when a Trumpkin or a Russian is lying. I need a good coder to help me put all the subtle nuances into a script.

    Basically, I want this: You hear or see a Russian or a Trumpkin say something, so you hold up your phone, tap the "Are They Lying?" app, and right there, on the spot, the app tells you "Yes."

    Pls call this the Magic Hateball 

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