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  1. The answer to your question is a Weber Smokey Mountain.  Brand new 18 inch is $299 and the 22 inch is $399.  Check your local Craigslist and you can find a used one for $100 periodically.  I've had mine for 15 years now and regularly smoke and grill on it.

  2. I give them cinematic license on the calf pulling.  They left out the 10 pounds of bloody afterbirth and the fact that mama cow and calf don't just hop up and trot off immediately after birth.

  3. Three fat bitches and some beaten down cuck with one of them at a restaurant Saturday night.  All three women talking loudly in a margarita fueled hen party, punctuated with the fattest one letting loose with an ear splitting cackle every minute or so.  Oblivious to people turning around and giving the stink eye.  After one particularly shrill screech, even Bill the bartender, who is usually the most chill of dudes, said "Jesus Fucking Christ."

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  4. If your tailgate locks, the Bakflip is theft resistant.  Somebody that knows where the latch wire is and has a coat hanger can get in with a little jimmying around.  I put my own on after watching a couple of videos on Youtube on installing one.  Took about 30 minutes doing it by myself.

  5. More water resistant than waterproof.  I have a Bakflip on my Tacoma and will get a little bit of water in the bed if I drive in the rain.  My buddies that have the clamshell tilt ups also get a little water in the bed when they drive in the rain.

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  6. 22 hours ago, Jameslaw121 said:

    In my slacks and a couple of pairs of my shorts, there is a second really small pocket inside my normal right hand pocket. WTF is this for other than something that my car key will get stuck in when my hands a full?

    Were you and your brother raised by your single mother?  You two ask questions about stuff that boys that grew up with a father figure usually know the answer to.

  7. On 6/25/2018 at 7:37 PM, 4th&Five said:

    If you had 3 meals in Nola with a 10 and 6 year old what would you pick? I’ll hang up and listen. 

    I should add they’re not sophisticated eaters. Usually chicken tenders or burgers off the kids menu. 

    Dat Dog on Frenchmen Street for one meal.

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  8. Don't pull it the day before or it will dry out.  Leave whole and reheat in the oven.  I would probably put it in a big steam tray pan with a little liquid in the bottom (apple juice, cider vinegar, etc.), cover it with foil.  When it is reheated, pull your pork then.

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  9. 14 hours ago, Jameslaw121 said:

    Me and my wife the first time we went out of town overnight together. next morning, she comes out of the shower, and she's using my toothbrush.

    me "WTF. That's my toothbrush?"

    Her : "So, we kiss all the time whats the big deal."

    Me: "Uh I don't want my toothbrush in your mouth"

    her (with tone) "Oh, so you don't mind when your dick is my mouth, but I can't put your toothbrush in your mouth."

    Me : "Yeah, because, literally, there was a dick in your mouth!!"

     

     

     

     

     

    She's right, you know.

  10. When I was growing up, we had Catahoulas and Catahoula Cur dogs to work cattle with.  Very strong minded dogs.  We also had ducks, chickens, etc.  As you may expect, one of the young cow dogs killed a duck; didn't eat it, just killed it.  My dad came home from work and discovered this transgression.  He proceeded to beat the offending dog with the duck carcass.  He beat that dog until he was holding nothing but duck feet, and at one point when the dog snapped back at him, he proceeded to put a couple of boots into the dog.  After that, a duck could walk over that dog and he would not even look at it.  

    Not saying it is the way to go or endorsing that method of dog training, just relaying a story.  I am in no way endorsing that you beat your dog with your wife's dead body until he submits.

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