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  1. Waited tables and tended bar all through college.  [Dirt bike] I've seen some shit, man. [/Dirt bike]

    One bar I worked at used to have Greek night on Thursdays.  Sorority whores drank for half price, actually, any random chick was half price.  Needless to say, we were also overrun with frat bros trying to pick up drunk chicks.  Horrible, horrible tippers, all of them.  One such evening was drunker than usual, had to break up two scuffles among the bros, drunk chicks galore.  We close the bar and get started cleaning; one of the waitresses goes in the ladies room and immediately comes running out.  She says you have to go check this out, so I go in and right in the middle of the floor is a pile of shit that Andre the Giant would have been proud of.  Some little Chi O or whatever apparently couldn't wait for a stall to open and crapped on the floor.  I'm sure her parents would be proud.  Had to pay a bus boy 10 bucks to clean it up.

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  3. I have been getting 15+ hours by putting an oak split in the middle of the fire ring, filling the rest with unlit charcoal, and adding a half full starter chimney of lit charcoal.  Vents dialed back to about 1/4 after getting up to 250.  That is with the larger Cajun Bandit fire ring, however.

  4. 5 hours ago, GhostofDanJones said:

    I see a few posts with the red raiders being referred to as sand aggy. Why sand aggy? I've only ever known them as the Yosemite Sams, Tortilla Tech or Tortilla aggy. 

    You have obviously never been to Lubbock in the spring time.

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  5. Uncle Slayton's.

    Uncle Slayton's got his Texan pride
    Back in the thickets with his Asian bride
    He's got a Airstream trailer and a Holstein cow 
    He still makes whiskey 'cause he still knows how
    He plays that Choctaw bingo every Friday night
    You know he had to leave Texas but he won't say why
    He owns a quarter section up by Lake Eufala
    Caught a great big ol' blue cat on a driftin' jug line 
    Sells his hardwood timber to the shipping mill
    Cooks that crystal meth because the shine don't sell
    He cooks that crystal meth because the shine don't sell
    You know he likes his money he don't mind the smell

  6. On 4/22/2018 at 10:21 PM, Bone3421 said:

    Listen Rofl my family on my grandpa's side is split on texas and arkansas half n half and we do a reunion every year in oklahoma....and as a born and raised texan i can say eastern oklahoma is lovely .....but that plain country norman shit sucks all the ass in the world

    Strap them kids in 
    Give 'em a little bit of vodka in a cherry coke
    We're going to Oklahoma to the family reunion for the first time in years

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