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General Specific

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  1. That's it.  We're going in to the Gomer business.  We are leaving money on the table that would buy huge quantities of beer and fund tailgates until gabriel blows.

    According to txag, gabriel already blew, glory holes and all.
  2. So, after many years, I can finally contribute to Surly. We have had an automatic coffee machine for like 15 plus years. Side note, it’s been one of the best damn investment I have ever made, cutting out Starbucks.

     

    Mrs. GS: would you like some coffee?

    GS: yes dear

     

    Moments later…

     

    Mrs. GS: honey, we are out of beans.

    GS: ok then, well use your “special blend” and use the single serve button. You know the one for ground coffee?

    Mrs. GS: yes, yes I know.

     

    Moments later….

     

    GS: what the #@%* is this?

    Mrs. GS: it’s the Christmas blend, why? Did I make it too strong?

    GS: no dear, this is tea! How did you make this?

    Mrs. GS: I put the coffee (ground coffee) where you put the beans and selected the single server button like you said. Why?

    GS: face-palm!

    GS: you go and get the coffee from the store while I clean up your mess. Oh, and you just made Surly!!!

    Mrs. GS: Tone

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  3. The safety is on the missed assigment by a blocker.  He wasn't even challenged.  

    That was on Sam. He either didn’t see, or didn’t believe the corner was blitzing. And if he did, should have checked out to another play, or known he had to get a quick pass off to a check down or short route.

     

  4. When my wife asks me at 7am what I feel like for dinner that night.  All I know at that hour is coffee.

    Or when the wife calls to ask what you want for dinner right after you just had lunch.

    Better yet, why ask me what I want for dinner and say ok, then do something else? WTF?
  5. It commemorates the AD 139 contest where Aggus Fellator lost to his beloved Titus Bamus but did manage to scratch Titus with a fingernail. Aggus' fans, known as Fellatori, were widely praised as classy and friendly and loud. 

    Joey, do you like movies about gladiators?
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