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That's it. We're going in to the Gomer business. We are leaving money on the table that would buy huge quantities of beer and fund tailgates until gabriel blows.
According to txag, gabriel already blew, glory holes and all. -
Somehow when I sent it to my brothers and dad through WhatsApp, I was able to view it again even though he deleted it. Got a few screen captures.
Housewife’s of Orange County? -
If they're dead, they are ineligible for the bowl game.
Yeah, most of us go t like it when a player dies either....
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Chess King. Goddam, that’s funny. What a blast from the past.
That actually explains a lot of things.... Thanks. Know a good lawyer? -
Could you be more specific?
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So, after many years, I can finally contribute to Surly. We have had an automatic coffee machine for like 15 plus years. Side note, it’s been one of the best damn investment I have ever made, cutting out Starbucks.
Mrs. GS: would you like some coffee?
GS: yes dear
Moments later…
Mrs. GS: honey, we are out of beans.
GS: ok then, well use your “special blend” and use the single serve button. You know the one for ground coffee?
Mrs. GS: yes, yes I know.
Moments later….
GS: what the #@%* is this?
Mrs. GS: it’s the Christmas blend, why? Did I make it too strong?
GS: no dear, this is tea! How did you make this?
Mrs. GS: I put the coffee (ground coffee) where you put the beans and selected the single server button like you said. Why?
GS: face-palm!
GS: you go and get the coffee from the store while I clean up your mess. Oh, and you just made Surly!!!
Mrs. GS: Tone
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So you are buying a male prostitute? NTTIAWWT
F that. House sit for one of the Surly 1% and get an expensive prostitue! -
The safety is on the missed assigment by a blocker. He wasn't even challenged.
That was on Sam. He either didn’t see, or didn’t believe the corner was blitzing. And if he did, should have checked out to another play, or known he had to get a quick pass off to a check down or short route.
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My man, Captain Obvious!
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Hiding from work.
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What about James Earl Jones..? He already works with ESPN's parent company Disney, on projects as Lion King & the (purchased content from FOX), Star Wars...
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What a fucking retard and waste of taxpayer money. I'm writing him a letter. Not joking either.
Will it be strongly worded? -
Or better yet, hire elko with coach in waiting status.
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Really hoping Mack steals Tim Brewster.
Tell MB, if he does, keep the $500k/yr. It’s on the house, ok, cool, Hook-em! -
Meh. I start drinking around 7am anyway.
Well, you can’t drink all day if you don’t start in the morning. -
From nowhere particular
TEXAS!!!!! -
When my wife asks me at 7am what I feel like for dinner that night. All I know at that hour is coffee.
Or when the wife calls to ask what you want for dinner right after you just had lunch.
Better yet, why ask me what I want for dinner and say ok, then do something else? WTF? -
From 77573
TEXAS!!! -
Overlooking the lake in 77573
TEXAS! -
It's his CB accuracy predictions for each school (I think)
It means he left off a B, and RueD Dawg is dyslexic!
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My Baylor bears are not even good enough to mail it in.
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“Take the loss, Heretic” -
It commemorates the AD 139 contest where Aggus Fellator lost to his beloved Titus Bamus but did manage to scratch Titus with a fingernail. Aggus' fans, known as Fellatori, were widely praised as classy and friendly and loud.
Joey, do you like movies about gladiators?
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When looking back at it, you have to respect the way they played as a team. Go back and look at the hits and blocks, compared to today, night and day. I lay it out there, because you laid it out there....what a collection of talent. Unmatched.
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Mack Brown Tarheel Football: The Orange Slice Boogaloo
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Don’t care. He could light a Roman candle and stuff it up his arse and shoot rainbows for all I care while singing the Star Spangled Banner. He is not our problem in so many ways now.
Mack playing 3D chess? Tim is not in out back yard to help out TH?