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He would've just wound up...
.....dead in the water.
At first, he was kind of up in the air about it. Then he developed a stick to it attitude.- 1
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Missing a 4 footer for eagle and the come back for birdie, because the pro set up the hole on the side of El Capitan!
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(gif from Nate's post)
Fuck me, he cleared it!
“Nailed it”! -
^ what are the chances that someone else would have misspelt Damn in their password
Danmit, now I gotta start all over again!- 2
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It would've been reported stolen and found in the river if my wife did that shit
And a jury of your peers would find you innocent on all counts. At least on Surly!- 1
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Well if it's scents, then the correct answer is tuna.
I think the ole saying goes, “If it smells like fish, oh what a dish. If it smells like cologne, you leave it alone”.
But carry on you single young ones, carry on. -
Whatever this is.
I’ll tell you what this is. It’s nice, even hot, until you hear “that voice”. There are not enough sharp instruments to place in ones ears... nope nope nope! -
This is not a bad approach.
It may not be a bad approach, but given the thread title, it may be time for a departure.
Married men’s lives matter! -
You're shitting me, right? The world's most famous moose is one of the highlights of the whole goddamned morning on Thanksgiving.
Moose out in front something something something. -
2:30 Today, the annual physical, and nether region abuse. Once, just once I'd like to get some flowers.
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That sounds off to me. I was every 5-years because of age and family history, but they found a polyp last year, so I’m now on a 3-year schedule. Even if you don’t have a family history, it surprises me that they’d advise you wait 10 years after they found 2 polyps.
This, on the three year schedule. -
Dude need to scrub his nails.
And trim them, WTF people! This is why we can’t have nice things. -
Bless your heart.
Amen, now pass the Fajitas! -
I hate people. Europeans think, and know that Americans are the absolute worst drivers in the known, and unknown universe.
GET YOUR ASS OVER IN THE RIGHT LANE YOU GOTT DAMN DUMB ASS !!! I need too have that in flashing neon on the bumper of my SUV. That or a pair of bumper mounted .50 cals. with paint gun rounds....
It's gotten to the point that people drive less than the posted speed limit in the left hand lane for miles....
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Currently a passenger in a car being driven by a left lane camper. Keep getting passed on the right. Getting very annoyed.
The two signs they either can’t read or don’t think applies to them;
Slower traffic keep right.
Left lane passing only.
Death penalty for non compliance should do the trick. -
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Ah, Norm, you can play golf with OJ, but I’d watch out for his slice! -
All those in favor say aye.
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I'm interested to see that some of the DREs took 5 minutes. Mine lasted about 5 seconds. I guess she knew what she was looking for and hit the eject button when she didn't find it.
I’m with you on this. Like most things in life, the prep work (pants down) and clean up (wipe and suit back up) take way way longer than the actual DRE itself.- 1
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I’m confused, is or is he not this guy? I thought he was Catholic, not Amish...
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Put it this way, what you had was the garden variety equivalent of getting to third base in junior high, a little finger action.i dont know what this means and i dont think i want toWhat he and anyone else are trying to say is, that’s nothing compared to no food for 24 hours, 8 hour prep drink that induces a Montezuma’s Revenge cleanse, all topped off the next day, with a Swiss Army knife of a camera/scrapper/cutting tool (insert Billy Mays joke here) shoved up your keister large enough they put you under.
The best part, I wanted a cigarette after, and I don’t smoke. And the wife will laugh at you, because it was nothing compared to blah blah blah....
But that’s not important right now.
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Billy Squire, is that you?
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I had a thread about this on TOS. They go great with wine and 21 year old strippers.
Pics, or you don’t know jack! -
Marry the ass, buy the tits my dude.
Wait, what? According to Surly, are you not buying those for the next guy?
Wives and the Stupid Shit They Say/Do
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Just serve it with cured ham then.