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General Specific

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  1. Well if it's scents, then the correct answer is tuna.

    I think the ole saying goes, “If it smells like fish, oh what a dish. If it smells like cologne, you leave it alone”.

    But carry on you single young ones, carry on.
  2. That sounds off to me. I was every 5-years because of age and family history, but they found a polyp last year, so I’m now on a 3-year schedule. Even if you don’t have a family history, it surprises me that they’d advise you wait 10 years after they found 2 polyps. 

    This, on the three year schedule.
  3. I hate people. Europeans think, and know that Americans are the absolute worst drivers in the known, and unknown universe.  
    GET YOUR ASS OVER IN THE RIGHT LANE YOU GOTT DAMN DUMB ASS !!!  I need too have that in flashing neon on the bumper of my SUV.  That or a pair of bumper mounted .50 cals. with paint gun rounds....
    It's gotten to the point that people drive less than the posted speed limit in the left hand lane for miles....

    User names checks out.
  4. Currently a passenger in a car being driven by a left lane camper. Keep getting passed on the right. Getting very annoyed.

    The two signs they either can’t read or don’t think applies to them;

    Slower traffic keep right.

    Left lane passing only.

    Death penalty for non compliance should do the trick.
  5. I'm interested to see that some of the DREs took 5 minutes.  Mine lasted about 5 seconds.  I guess she knew what she was looking for and hit the eject button when she didn't find it.

    I’m with you on this. Like most things in life, the prep work (pants down) and clean up (wipe and suit back up) take way way longer than the actual DRE itself.
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  6. i dont know what this means and i dont think i want to

    Put it this way, what you had was the garden variety equivalent of getting to third base in junior high, a little finger action.

     

    What he and anyone else are trying to say is, that’s nothing compared to no food for 24 hours, 8 hour prep drink that induces a Montezuma’s Revenge cleanse, all topped off the next day, with a Swiss Army knife of a camera/scrapper/cutting tool (insert Billy Mays joke here) shoved up your keister large enough they put you under.

     

    The best part, I wanted a cigarette after, and I don’t smoke. And the wife will laugh at you, because it was nothing compared to blah blah blah....

     

    But that’s not important right now.

     

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