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Well, Jesus, but I suppose depending on your theological interpretation it's pretty much the same.
33.33% of the time, it works all the time? -
You're going to have to be more specific.
All your idiot are belong to us?-
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Or, maybe he works at NTB or Discount Tire!
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And nobody has pointed out that the water hose is still running. FAKE!
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There's no getting around this issue. My wife is a pediatric sub-specialist. I have to constantly assure her that our toddler does not have exceedingly rare disorders that I have never heard of that she only learned about in medical school.
Wife: "Tell me [kid] doesn't have agranulocytosis."
Me: "I have no idea what that is. Is it common?"
Wife: "No, very, very rare blood disorder."
Me: "[Kid] does not have it."
Wife: "Thank you."
This happens twice a month.
I’m calling bullshit here. She took your word for it? Without a second opinion? She sounds like a dude! /s -

Lost Surly bet! -
Mobile glory holes. Only aggy.
Port-a-hole, the mobile glory hole, only at atm! And if you respond now, you get not one, but two for $29…. -
A truck driving degree? Shirley you jest?
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Wrong shade of burnt orange! And I don’t see three fiddy!
Scheduling my optometrist appointment now! -
how the hell is he going to score .6 of a touchdown?
First you make a rue! -
Is this the stonks thread or the CDC thread or the NIL thread? I'm so fucking confused. I swear I clicked on the recruiting thread.
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No sporks?! How do you eat your frito pie?
How can you have your pudding if you don’t eat your frito pie?-
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Iowa on there twice, so you're short one
He likes Iowa!
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wearing the same colors. That shit is like crossing the streams in Ghostbusters
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They’ll useful idiots when Tech and UH legislators file their upteenth PUF redistribution bill.
This. The topic did make several senators talking point early. PUF distributions,we’re bandied about,m. If IRC, approximately UT 1.5B and 800M to aggy this year. -
My wife backed into the garage door as she was LEAVING the house. I asked her how the hell that happened. Apparently she was late and wanted to drive my daughter to her school which is a 5 minute walk from our house.
No she’s not hot enough to do something like that.
WTF is going on? Just the past week, I too have entered this merry band of brothers. My wife side swiped my car, with all three safety systems (visual and audio with 360 camera) giving proper notifications. Apparently, MB doesn’t include bubble wrap nor air bags for bumpers in their safety features. FML!
Me: How does something like this even happen.
Her: TONE!!!!!
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Now that this thread has slowed down I think we need to discuss the ramifications of A&M trying to torpedo our entrance to the SEC.
The only thing its ruined is the SECs attempt to expand the playoff in a way that was beneficial for this expanded conference.
I think this hasn't gotten enough attention, and we need to make sure to reiterate this over and over until A&M is broadly associated with this monumental fuck up.
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So far the plan is working.
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Whataburger (who is controlled by Chicago) still has good breakfast.
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Turns out the watchlists don't like safeties that are slower than 0 star dlinemen. Bastards!!!!
He is so slow, geese honk to pass him by!-
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And had some nice alternate interior angles?
Are you people engineers? I didn't remember a thing about geometry (except for the cute girl who sat behind me) until I had to relearn to help my daughter pass it in HS.
But wait, there’s more! If you act now, we’ll throw in Hiku and Limerick for free.


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I’m ready for the sun to shine on this dogs ass.