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General Specific

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  1. There's no getting around this issue. My wife is a pediatric sub-specialist. I have to constantly assure her that our toddler does not have exceedingly rare disorders that I have never heard of that she only learned about in medical school.
    Wife: "Tell me [kid] doesn't have agranulocytosis."
    Me: "I have no idea what that is. Is it common?"
    Wife: "No, very, very rare blood disorder."
    Me: "[Kid] does not have it."
    Wife: "Thank you."
    This happens twice a month.

    I’m calling bullshit here. She took your word for it? Without a second opinion? She sounds like a dude! /s
  2. They’ll useful idiots when Tech and UH legislators file their upteenth PUF redistribution bill. 

    This. The topic did make several senators talking point early. PUF distributions,we’re bandied about,m. If IRC, approximately UT 1.5B and 800M to aggy this year.
  3. My wife backed into the garage door as she was LEAVING the house. I asked her how the hell that happened. Apparently she was late and wanted to drive my daughter to her school which is a 5 minute walk from our house.
    No she’s not hot enough to do something like that. 

    WTF is going on? Just the past week, I too have entered this merry band of brothers. My wife side swiped my car, with all three safety systems (visual and audio with 360 camera) giving proper notifications. Apparently, MB doesn’t include bubble wrap nor air bags for bumpers in their safety features. FML!

    Me: How does something like this even happen.
    Her: TONE!!!!!

    And I’m the asshole?
  4. Now that this thread has slowed down I think we need to discuss the ramifications of A&M trying to torpedo our entrance to the SEC. 

    The only thing its ruined is the SECs attempt to expand the playoff in a way that was beneficial for this expanded conference. 

    I think this hasn't gotten enough attention, and we need to make sure to reiterate this over and over until A&M is broadly associated with this monumental fuck up. 

    You left out “, and kicked to the curb for it!”
  5. And had some nice alternate interior angles?
    Are you people engineers?  I didn't remember a thing about geometry (except for the cute girl who sat behind me) until I had to relearn to help my daughter pass it in HS.

    But wait, there’s more! If you act now, we’ll throw in Hiku and Limerick for free.
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