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  1. 4. Naked dude at gym guy - usually an old.  Usually insists on blowdrying his sack on the bench.....less than a foot away from me.
    You can always change in a stall or behind the shower curtain if it bothers you. We all knew that guy when we were high school freshmen.
    Blow drying balls is awesome and prevents swamp crotch. You’re supposed to be naked in the locker room. Naked old dudes in gym locker rooms are the ultimate in DGAF, and that makes them rad as hell. They are also making sure their balls are in good shape for some lady attention. 

    ^This^

    After playing a round of golf, and hoisting a few with the guys at the bar. It’s off to the shower to clean up. Gota be clean to play those last three holes, aka South Austin’s mom!
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  2. Um, there is no single person on earth more face punchable than man-bun guy.  Whoever decided that was cool needs a swift kick in the nuts.

    I don’t know about that. What about the pro sports team jersey guy (even worse, specifically tailored jerseys guy)?
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  3. Yes to all of those and a baked Brie especially is amazing. Strong cheeses are one of the few things that I can understand people not going for, especially if they didn’t grow up with it in their culture. Over ten years back I read an article where Chinese chefs tried cheeses and Western chefs tried a lot of strong fermented vegetables and the Chinese chefs kept coming back to the cheese not having a “clean” flavor, it coated your mouth and wouldn’t go away.  I got perspective even though I love cheese.  And unwrapping a taleggio can win you enemies.  This is the king of stinky cheeses and I love it but have to fight through the smell. 
     
    https://www.smithsonianmag.com/travel/stinky-cheese-in-olomouc-22608164/
     
    What about fresh goat cheese? I understand some people have a mild allergy which makes it taste disgusting. 

    I’ll take “Fruits that smell” for $1000 Alex.

    What is Durian.

    Open that bad boy up and you will clear a modest size building with the smell. But oh so so good to eat.
  4. A photo of a traffic circle in SHV complete with STOP signs.  Was also in Monroe this past weekend and they have added several in the city all properly done without STOP signs.
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    That’s a reminder to Skid Tires On Pavement sign, feel free to drift through that circle! /s
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  5. Alabama and Georgia, to name two, now cut the house lights and do something with red LED lighting. it's.... non-traditional, but it's cool in its own way. I like it better than having 640 different uniform permutations or dumb shit like the Red Sox wearing light blue and gold. I will be surprised if we don't start doing something like this:
     

    Cool, but in a Close Encounters of the Third Kind sort of way...
  6. That had zero chance of being successful.  Followed by her being unable to right herself, then puffing on a cigarette.  If she lives to see the new year, color me shocked.

    He’s like 0-for 2, one is a moped...
  7. Sounds like a pretty good defense.  "I cannot control this damn penis.  It just goes around touching women's hands and ejaculating all over the place.  I'm as much a victim as these poor women. I'm sort of like Seymour Krelborn and my penis is Audrey II. It's just out of control and I can't do anything about it." 

    Can I tell an adjacent joke?

    What do you get when you cross a roster with a telephone pole?

    A forty foot cock that wants to reach out and touch someone.
  8. That may not be true. It is quite possible Webster's has a new entry as a synonym to premature ejaculation: Like, don't Watson all over the vintage Playboys.

    Wait a minute! I read somewhere... checks notes... a Watson is a unit of measurement, and equals 59 yards.
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  9. Some years ago, while my wife was pregnant with our third child. I was at Target to pick up a basketball goal for the other two kids (and myself).
    While walking in the store, a more than healthy female assistant asked if I needed help finding anything. Sure I said, how about basketball goals, and off we go.
    On the way there and making small talk she asked if I like basketball. I said it’s for me and the kids and to get out of moms hair. Long story short, I let out my wife is pregnant, and the usual how far along, boy or girl stuff.
    I then turned to her and asked how far along she was.
    Yup, you guessed it, she says oh, I’m not pregnant!!!!

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