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Well, if you need to live vicariously, that's cool.
This morning we are getting new carpet upstairs so she is - thankfully and generously - taking it upon herself to clean out all of the closets and under all the furniture. Not a job I would want to do and I appreciate her hard work at it. She asked me to take out the trash that is accumulating and I'm happy to do it.
All that being said, I am reminded that her idea of gathering trash is the "magic trash can" theory of small wastebaskets (MTCTSW), that so long as she creates a pile on top of or next to the trash can, her work is done and it will all just magically transport itself to the curb now that it's close to the wastebasket.
No, she can't be bothered to just get a bag first and put it all into a bag from the beginning... Or empty the wastebasket when its full to the top. So whoever is "taking out the trash" - whether it's me or the weekly cleaning lady - has to gather it all up again a second time and actually put it into the bag to go outside.
Don't you understand, the hard part was carrying it across the room and dropping it on top of the already full wastebasket? I don't see you helping pick up trash.
Corollary #1 of the MTCTSW is that once all the loose trash piled around and on top of it is removed, the actual wastebasket itself is jammed full and compacted with old dry-cleaning bags and tissues and daily contact lens containers and Q-Tips. So it's not just going to poor easily into a trash bag. No, you have to stick your hand up in there and empty it all out.
There is another theorem that I'm working one based on the MTCTSW, and that one has to do with dumping dozens of magazines all at once into the kitchen trash can, so many at once that the weight of the trash can is 2-3 times its usual weight and when you pull on the liner to take it outside - because you don't know it's crammed full of magazines - the liner tears on the sharp corners and you have an even bigger mess than if she had just taken them outside to begin with or even just stacked them on the floor next to the can.
Why are you mad at her? She actually was doing all the work of gathering up the trash and all she asked you to do is take it outside. She's sorry that's too big a job for you. Next time she just won't bother shopping for new carpet and we can all live in filth until the house burns down.
She must be hot and the bestest at all the right things (nudge, nudge, wink, wink). Otherwise I will have to admit, Id be up on murder charges... -
Tone doesn’t apply to co-workers. They don’t matter enough.
Well, it is his “work wife”. -
I don't normally weigh in here cause this is a male place, but here is a random tidbit of info on the pillow war: remove all the pillows save two and hide the rest in an undisclosed location. Each pillow is returned via sexy time...
Very win win.
Now this gentleman, is how you troll.
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You sure that’s not 62 BC Clark?
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To cramp, or not to cramp, that is the question.
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All it takes is complete societal collapse....the crew from the A-Team to modify my truck...and just the tiniest bit of luck...
So you’re saying there’s a chance?- 1
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You calling his wife a dog bruh?
Not at all. Acknowledging his peace and quiet while walking the K9. Picture of heaven if you ask me. -
Possible new SEC slogans:
A cramping tradition like no other
Cramps 'R Us
Cramping since 2019
Have a Cramp and a smile- 1
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Our bodies were not developed eating grains, Humans evolved as hunter/gatherers not farmers. That's why you shit yourself when you eat grains.
Is this a pick-em? If I scratch vegetables on the top, can choose alcohol on the bottom, you know, like algebra? What you do to one side, balance, yin&yang?
Asking for a friend... -
I’m going to start walking the dog 30 minutes before she leaves instead of 5 so she can make the shit herself. But I know how that will work too
If it’s your dog, at least you get 30 min of peace and a dog that wants to be with you. -
Dude. I'm just hear to speak of the pompatus of love
I hear there’s still one ticket to paradise left!
I know, I’ll see my self out... -
How do you hack into a system of ropes and pulleys that open or close gates near ice blocks in front of fans attached to hamster wheels?
Easy, they are the most corrupt, just need to know the amount of $$$. Ya know, old school. -
Perfect! I now know what I am buying the adults in the family for Christmas this year. -
I want to clap along to "Private Eyes" right in your bitch ass ear.
And we will dance if we want to!- 1
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Who’s your caddy!
I could ground my club into that! -
Timing is crucial, but don’t forget the “Ice ice baby”!
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From a Sushi bar (gotta put something on the rice)!!!
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Sorry, they're not allowed south of I-10.
Besides, they would just cramp up after the first set. Or after an up tempo song... -
Yep. EdO claims that he himself "called LaTech". He for damn sure didn't call anyone but the AD or the head coach.
Who would have thought Florida would have the high ground in the sec on how to handle such things. -
He ain't lyin'...McDonald's is about as big money as it gets.
He works for his states penal system, big money indeed! -
I hate to say it - but you guys deserve the loss after you cut the air condition in the LSU locker room. That is a low class move and should be met with (NCAA) punishment (I say this as someone who can't stand LSU - an Alabana fan).
The LSU players were extremely dehydrated in the 2nd half, why? Because they had an extra 20 minutes of sweating in the locker room. They couldn't replenish. Denying this obvious factor is childish in my opinion. It was a great game, the Horns played hard and almost pulled off the unthinkable.
But with that said, it was very clear that the LSU players were suffering, and the AC issue could be why.
Let’s not let facts get in the way your trolling. Good luck. -
Little Robby McDuff has deleted his twitter account. Adios muchacho!
The woods are lovely, dark and deep,
But we have promises to keep,
And miles to go before we sleep,
And miles to go before we sleep. -
It would be a damn shame if people noticed that the phone number calling Ms Herman is 225-921-0424, supposedly registered to Ann McDuff, who just so happens to have a 21 year old son, Robert McDuff, of Baton Rouge.
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Wives and the Stupid Shit They Say/Do
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Dam it men. It’s hard to maintain a civil society if no one follows the rules.
Human Sacrifice, dogs and cats living together, mass hysteria...