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General Specific

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  1. Close to 10 years of marriage, 2 kids, sometimes working 2 extra jobs so she can spend more time with the kids, and little shit like making sure her vehicle always has gas but I've been told that peeling an orange for her is a sign of love.

    We don't argue very often, but I came close to telling her to GFY.

    Man, you are going to love, Love, LOVE marriage counseling! Can’t wait for the update.
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  2. My goodness, how many facilities can these morons possibly build? It’s like they are purposely doing capital projects to keep the balance sheet stuffed or something so they can prove they don’t care about us.

    It helps if you read any aggy admin type info in this characters voice.
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  3. Cargo shorts are my go to for Greyhound bus rides.  Pocket for sanitizer for the greasy haired hooker sitting next to me.  Another pocket for  air freshener for the guy in house shoes and sweat pants sparking it up 2 rows ahead.  And of course, the cargo pocket for a condom for the "half way there gas station stop" if the hooker and I end up hitting it off.  These shorts are so multipurpose. 

    CJK?H has entered the chat.
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  4. Are we expecting any portal athletes from Georgia? Getting on my flight from Austin to Atlanta and definitely a Georgia player on my plane. Could just have family here though. 
     
    I was trying to visualize DeBoer with the Bear Bryant style hat on. Could never see Saban in that look but Saban beyond exceeded everyone’s wildest expectations .

    Is there a lake near/around Atlanta? Check your DMs for a Surly Mission! Don’t worry, the message will self destruct after 5 seconds.
  5. John Sharp: "As a former Chancellor of a mediocre-to-poor administration, I have full immunity and executive privilege!" 
    Judge: "Yeah, that's not a thing when it comes to leading a glorified community college."
    John Sharp: "I have the worst fucking attorneys."  

    You left out “and a Gentlemens agreement”
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