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General Specific

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  1. Women? Not unless they bore a disturbing resemblance to Johny 8-ball.

    He fits an FBI profile perfectly, uneven beady eyes and ears, a honker of a nose, overbearing mother, repressed sexual feelings, small man syndrome, harming animals, reports to an inferior power structure.

    ….allegedly…

    Na, nope, it’s not him FBI, nope! Nothing to see here. Gotta keep that rain of aggy tears flowing..
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  2. I don't know who "D" is, but he fathered either Richard Gere or Luke Wilson.  Or perhaps both, what with the comfortable, yet stylish pleating offering ideal temperature for sperm generation.  
    "E" continues to get the shit beat out of him by his old high school bullies for this photograph.  And rightfully so. 
    And you're fucking insane if you don't think that "C" eventually became a serial killer.  Some say he still roams the great plains this very holiday season.

    But when have high waters ever been in style?

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  3. Portal of Life is a good band name.  Provided you don't mind listening to a 2-hour set of annoying cheers with the lyrical prowess of Carrot Top, and half the band isn't actually playing their instrument.  

    First hit title, “Respect my decision”!
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  4. A timeline of hilarity
    7/30/2021 - SEC grants membership to Texas & Oklahoma
    8/19/2021 - A&M is ranked #6 in preseason AP poll
    9/1/2021 - Texas A&M grants Jimbo Fisher a 10-year, fully guaranteed contract extension worth $94.95 million
    9/11/2021 - A&M barely escapes Boulder with a 3 point win over a 4-8 Colorado team Haynes King fractures lower leg
    9/25/2021 - A&M loses only game to Arkansas since joining SEC in 2012
    10/2/2021 - Mike Leach does his favorite thing and wins at Kyle Field (again)
    10/9/2021 - Calzada takes down #1 Alabama at Kyle Field
    10/16/2021 - A&M wins the last road game in program history at Faurot Field in Columbia, MO
    11/13/2021 - Joey Freshwater starts his undefeated streak against A&M
    12/16/2021 - A&M signs bulk of "best class evar" (Nolan, Stewart, Brownlow-Dindy, Weigman, etc)
    12/22/2021 - A&M forfeits the Gator Bowl blaming COVID-19 and injuries a mere 9 days before the bowl game was to be played
    1/11/2022 - A&M finishes unranked in final AP poll
    5/19/2022 - Saban lights a match and accuses A&M of "buying every player" then Jimbo grabs the gas can in response
    7/19/2022 - A&M picked to finish #2 in SEC West behind Alabama at SEC media days as Jimbo & Saban try to downplay feud
    8/15/2022 - A&M is ranked #6 in preseason AP poll
    9/10/2022 - App State takes down A&M at Kyle Field
    10/1/2022 - A&M begins 6 game losing streak at Davis Wade Stadium in final matchup with Mike Leach
    10/8/2022 - A&M loses grudge match with Alabama in Tuscaloosa
    10/9/2022 - A&M drops from AP poll and will remain unranked
    11/12/2022 - A&M visits Auburn & drops 6th consecutive game
    11/26/2022 - A&M shocks the world and somehow beats SEC West champ LSU by 15 points at Kyle Field
    12/5/2022 - Transfer portal opens final stats are A&M loses 32 players while signing just 15
    9/9/2023 - A&M gives up 48 points and 5 TD to a Miami QB who wouldn't finish the season as starter despite not getting injured and would ultimately transfer out
    10/7/2023 - Jimbo loses to Saban for the final time going winless in his last two tries after their big kerfuffle
    11/4/2023 - Jimbo finishes 0-3 vs Freshwater who mercilessly taunts his squad for being asleep during the game
    11/11/2023 - A&M gives up opening KR for TD then blows the doors of Mississippi State finishing on a 51-3 run in Jimbo's final game as head coach
    11/12/2023 - A&M fires Jimbo Fisher with 2 games remaining owing a record $77 million dollar buyout that is over 3x Mahlzan's previous record buyout
    11/26/2023 - A&M "hires" Mark Stoops then decides to pull the plug after visceral fan and booster reactions
    11/27/2023 - A&M hires Mike Elko from Duke to be their 30th head football coach in a mad dash scramble to save face
    12/3/2023 - Texas & Alabama are selected by the CFP committee
    12/4/2023 - The 2024 transfer portal opens and currently 16 players are leaving with no additions
    12/6/2023 - A&M hires Collin Klein to be the offensive coordinator setting up a 2012 Heisman reunion with Johnny Football the official odd couple (blow vs never kissed a girl)

    To be continued....

    I read this in Johann Holzel voice. Look forward to moar!!!! +1+1+1

    Rock me Amadeus!

    Green beans, yes please.

    Boots, Lucchese.

    Chicken fried steak, yes.

    Cheese puns, all day.

    Bourbon, Blantons.

    Fisting, Pegging, see Futureman, NowThis…

    Your kink, perversion, fixation, kids thing, I’m here for it, in ANOTHER THREAD!

    But for the sake of all things, LETS GET BACK TO 8-4!, aTm aggy….

    MOTHER FUCKING FUCK YOU FUCKERS
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  5. Imagine lighting 80million on fire to hire fucking Mike Elko and Colin Klien...I cannot wait for the DC hire

    It’s worse than that. 80million is this year and moving forward. If you look at their 100 year decision, to date, it’s more like 3/4billion! SECx3 move, renovation of stadium (NRG was $450M), and The Hall of Champions!

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