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Women? Not unless they bore a disturbing resemblance to Johny 8-ball.
He fits an FBI profile perfectly, uneven beady eyes and ears, a honker of a nose, overbearing mother, repressed sexual feelings, small man syndrome, harming animals, reports to an inferior power structure.
….allegedly…
Na, nope, it’s not him FBI, nope! Nothing to see here. Gotta keep that rain of aggy tears flowing..- 3
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Part of the YT pay structure is minutes viewed.
Typical Surly post is 30 seconds and
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If he comes here, do not call him E-Stew…
Not to worry, we’re a little more protective of our Candi. -
C Tits
Well they’re not D or DD tits, that’s for sure!- 1
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How many women have gone missing in B/CS? I thinks Billy may be a person of interest, allegedly. -
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Flash back to the good ole days
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I don't know who "D" is, but he fathered either Richard Gere or Luke Wilson. Or perhaps both, what with the comfortable, yet stylish pleating offering ideal temperature for sperm generation.
"E" continues to get the shit beat out of him by his old high school bullies for this photograph. And rightfully so.
And you're fucking insane if you don't think that "C" eventually became a serial killer. Some say he still roams the great plains this very holiday season.
But when have high waters ever been in style?
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Flying Claymores
Now opening for Led Zepplin, the Flying Claymores!- 1
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She’s just there for the ears of corn and it ain’t for eatin.
Anything is a dildo if you’re brave enough!
~Abe Lincoln- 2
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Is that one of the dudes from Pawn Stars?
Pearl Jam- 3
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https://texags.com/forums/5/topics/3431264
This usage of the word reality is a malapropism of the highest order.
Malapropism, sure, but Dogberryism was right there in front of you! This is a dead dog worshiping, dingleberry filled cult we are talking about after all!- 1
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Portal of Life is a good band name. Provided you don't mind listening to a 2-hour set of annoying cheers with the lyrical prowess of Carrot Top, and half the band isn't actually playing their instrument.
First hit title, “Respect my decision”!- 1
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I predict Quinn matches Dollar Bill Bradley’s 3 Pro Bowls (2 All-Pro) but doesn’t match Bradley by leading the NFL in INTs two consecutive years.
How do you want to split this? I’ll take the under on not leading in INTs, and sprinkle Ewers won’t punt/pooch either. -
Surly need a reboot! WTF is going on here? Go to a coffee shop, get steak tartar? -
A timeline of hilarity
7/30/2021 - SEC grants membership to Texas & Oklahoma
8/19/2021 - A&M is ranked #6 in preseason AP poll
9/1/2021 - Texas A&M grants Jimbo Fisher a 10-year, fully guaranteed contract extension worth $94.95 million
9/11/2021 - A&M barely escapes Boulder with a 3 point win over a 4-8 Colorado team Haynes King fractures lower leg
9/25/2021 - A&M loses only game to Arkansas since joining SEC in 2012
10/2/2021 - Mike Leach does his favorite thing and wins at Kyle Field (again)
10/9/2021 - Calzada takes down #1 Alabama at Kyle Field
10/16/2021 - A&M wins the last road game in program history at Faurot Field in Columbia, MO
11/13/2021 - Joey Freshwater starts his undefeated streak against A&M
12/16/2021 - A&M signs bulk of "best class evar" (Nolan, Stewart, Brownlow-Dindy, Weigman, etc)
12/22/2021 - A&M forfeits the Gator Bowl blaming COVID-19 and injuries a mere 9 days before the bowl game was to be played
1/11/2022 - A&M finishes unranked in final AP poll
5/19/2022 - Saban lights a match and accuses A&M of "buying every player" then Jimbo grabs the gas can in response
7/19/2022 - A&M picked to finish #2 in SEC West behind Alabama at SEC media days as Jimbo & Saban try to downplay feud
8/15/2022 - A&M is ranked #6 in preseason AP poll
9/10/2022 - App State takes down A&M at Kyle Field
10/1/2022 - A&M begins 6 game losing streak at Davis Wade Stadium in final matchup with Mike Leach
10/8/2022 - A&M loses grudge match with Alabama in Tuscaloosa
10/9/2022 - A&M drops from AP poll and will remain unranked
11/12/2022 - A&M visits Auburn & drops 6th consecutive game
11/26/2022 - A&M shocks the world and somehow beats SEC West champ LSU by 15 points at Kyle Field
12/5/2022 - Transfer portal opens final stats are A&M loses 32 players while signing just 15
9/9/2023 - A&M gives up 48 points and 5 TD to a Miami QB who wouldn't finish the season as starter despite not getting injured and would ultimately transfer out
10/7/2023 - Jimbo loses to Saban for the final time going winless in his last two tries after their big kerfuffle
11/4/2023 - Jimbo finishes 0-3 vs Freshwater who mercilessly taunts his squad for being asleep during the game
11/11/2023 - A&M gives up opening KR for TD then blows the doors of Mississippi State finishing on a 51-3 run in Jimbo's final game as head coach
11/12/2023 - A&M fires Jimbo Fisher with 2 games remaining owing a record $77 million dollar buyout that is over 3x Mahlzan's previous record buyout
11/26/2023 - A&M "hires" Mark Stoops then decides to pull the plug after visceral fan and booster reactions
11/27/2023 - A&M hires Mike Elko from Duke to be their 30th head football coach in a mad dash scramble to save face
12/3/2023 - Texas & Alabama are selected by the CFP committee
12/4/2023 - The 2024 transfer portal opens and currently 16 players are leaving with no additions
12/6/2023 - A&M hires Collin Klein to be the offensive coordinator setting up a 2012 Heisman reunion with Johnny Football the official odd couple (blow vs never kissed a girl)
To be continued....
I read this in Johann Holzel voice. Look forward to moar!!!! +1+1+1
Rock me Amadeus!
Green beans, yes please.
Boots, Lucchese.
Chicken fried steak, yes.
Cheese puns, all day.
Bourbon, Blantons.
Fisting, Pegging, see Futureman, NowThis…
Your kink, perversion, fixation, kids thing, I’m here for it, in ANOTHER THREAD!
But for the sake of all things, LETS GET BACK TO 8-4!, aTm aggy….
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If you're going to hire a guy and demand he embrace your university culture, clearly the right guy is Jerry Kill
That's a hell of an afghan.
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Imagine lighting 80million on fire to hire fucking Mike Elko and Colin Klien...I cannot wait for the DC hire
It’s worse than that. 80million is this year and moving forward. If you look at their 100 year decision, to date, it’s more like 3/4billion! SECx3 move, renovation of stadium (NRG was $450M), and The Hall of Champions!
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Isn't there, though?
No question, that ass is going to take that length, easily, with room to spare ! -
Code broke, that’s the “Touch Down” play!- 1
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Who exactly will coach ATM in their bowl game? It was reported that Elko won’t. Now former HC’s Petrino and Addazio have left, and interim HC Robinson is heading out as well.
Madden Champ!
Texas Recruiting Notes 2024: Bags Don't Beat Bankrolls
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