Jump to content

Horn Dog

Burnt Ends
  • Posts

    4272
  • Joined

Posts posted by Horn Dog

  1. 23 minutes ago, WhatTheBuck said:

    This is such a huge crock of shit. It still boggles my mind that they got away with it and that every living, breathing, actual citizen isn't up in arms about it. People are citizens. Corporations are legal entities that can be created, bought, sold, merged, and terminated on a whim. This was such a blatant political move intended solely to benefit the Republican Party and the corporate special interests they serve over those of the people. Our Founding Fathers must be rolling over in their graves. 

    Yup.  I am tempted to form two corporations, file for a marriage license for my corporations, and then apply to have my married corporations adopt a child.... just to really test out the limits of my corporations rights as "individual citizens".

    • Like 1
  2. 19 hours ago, Js1 said:

    Roberts: We are leaving this up to the individual voters to elect leaders or pass constitutional amendments in their states to remedy partisan gerrymandering.

    Missouri: Passes anti-gerrymandering initiative in November 2018 with 62% of the vote

    Missouri Legislature: Fuck you, we're repealing it.

     

    Fuck off Roberts. 

    Here's another one

     

    Roberts:  The Supreme Court must over rule legislation  that limits corporate financial contributions to political campaigns because that would limit the corporation's right as an "citizen" to have their voice heard in our political system

    but also....

    Roberts: The Supreme Court can have no role in over ruling the legislative/political process that is designed to purposely suppress  individual citizen's right to have their voice heard in our political system.

    • Like 3
  3. 20 hours ago, DDD Dad said:

    Is it just me or does it look like there are fingerprints on her upper arm (like someone squeezed so hard they left a mark)?

    Looks like he had some of his orange make up on his hand before he groped his daughter.

  4. 2 hours ago, 4th&Five said:

    Focused on the important things. 

     

    What this tells me is that in a country with a population of 330 million, there are 1.4 million hard core morons that still watch TV.

  5. On 6/15/2019 at 4:47 PM, Covri said:

    What I read on the twitters is that I it wasn’t even dollar store employees that called the cops it was a “concerned citizen” and the cops responded and followed the car to another location. Dollar store employees probably didn’t notice or care if that is indeed how it went down. 

     

     

    A $5 doll from a Dollar General??  That explains everything.  Thats the most expensive item in the whole damn store and that infant obviously killed the manager to get in the store safe.  Those cops are hero’s. 

  6. 16 hours ago, Bama Chick said:

    Next time you fellas need to send a dick pic, get creative and send this to spice things up.

    8c50731c25a0136834219e911c756347.jpg

    And all those slimy mofos got fit issues. Jared’s fucking cuffs....I can’t.

    Eric is 6’ 4”

    Jared is 6’ 3”

    Don Jr is 6’ 1”

    DOTARD is the shortest in the room.

     

  7. 1 hour ago, Bama Chick said:

    Okay all you doctors or medical professionals - what could be causing his tiny paws to be so gross and cracked out?

    f25766dae2eb227913f0aa4ab4218b0f.jpg
    ddb5252bdd54518140e12b7cd7a70de1.jpg

    Hopefully nothing life threatening.

    My medical training tells me that is a clear case of vaginitis 

    • Haha 1
  8. 25 minutes ago, henrygandorf said:

    from my usc buddy yesterday - "why anyone would want to be a part of this shitshow right now i will never understand".

    i'd love to hear bru's thoughts in a year.

    Your friend doesn't like hot pussy?

  9. Masturbation should be illegal since it results a disruption of potential life.  Each time you blow your  load in a dirty sock it is as if millions of voices suddenly cry out in terror and are silenced.

  10. 9 minutes ago, 4th&Five said:

    LOL.

    "I oppose the bill on fiscal grounds. Some people would say this is not a convenient or polite time to talk about the debt and the deficit," Massie said. "My question to them is when is the time? Because I've been here six years and we still don't have a plan for how to pay for things like disaster relief."

    Massie runs off to Vegas with his buddies and racks up $100k in credit card debt for blow and hookers.  When he gets home his wife informs him that she needs 2 new tires for her minivan since she had a blow out while driving their kids to school.  "Sorry honey, we can't get tires for the van... after all, we must be conscious of our debt."  Today's GOP.

    • Like 6
  11. 32 minutes ago, Foosters said:

    Right. If you live inland, at all, summers are hot. Last summer we had tons of triple digit days and most of the summer was in the 90s. 

    The whole "72 and sunny, 365" is a myth.

    Well fuck.  Next you’re  gonna tell us that all Cali girls are not blond big tittied 10’s walking around in thong bikinis.  

    • Like 1
  12. 53 minutes ago, henrygandorf said:

    i actually prefer "the biggest loser", because he hates losing, and loves calling other people losers.  he also constantly claims to be winning, although not sure what he's winning.  he thinks his electoral victory made him the biggest winner of all time.  of course he also thinks the south won the civil war, and someone over there thinks the red socks won the world cup series.

    biggest loser also attacks his business acumen - the one area he's always claimed superiority (without having to back it up) - and also invokes the notion that the $1.2bb figure was leaked out - something he's trying so hard to keep from happening with his current financials.

    I call him “BLT” for Big Loser Trump....and he’s fat.

    • Like 3
  13. 5 hours ago, retread said:

    I always picture a high schooler in 2030 reading their history book on this time period and wondering wtf? If there are books in '30.

    Well yea... since in 2030  all history books will be printed in Chinese 

  14. 43 minutes ago, Lagunamadre said:

    Cruz: "I mean do you know of any other instance where the FBI investigated another candidate for President, I mean "no" right, that's crazy" 

     

    In the upcoming sequel 'Office Space 2',  Peter and Samir once again write a computer code to embezzle millions from their company, but this time they immediately file to run for president in every subsequent election and thus are immune from investigation or prosecution. 

×
×
  • Create New...