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    “Do you want to show our Lord and Savior Trump your unbridled devotion? For $199 (and a can of gas) I’ll show you how!”

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  2. 1 hour ago, fattyflattie said:

    Oh, I couldn’t help but noticed you listed a bunch of items that are available to everyone, not just those cherry picked by their inability to be a productive member of society.   Weird.  

     

    On 4/13/2024 at 8:43 AM, Biff Tannen said:

    What gets lost among all the right wing crying over student loan forgiveness is that, at least in previous rounds (not sure on this one), these were loans that SHOULD HAVE BEEN FORGIVEN ALREADY. By the terms of the loans when they originated.  The government just wasn’t following through on those terms. Biden made it happen. That’s why conservatives can't stop him. 
     

    So fatty is pissed that loan terms, AVAILABLE TO EVERYONE, are actually being enforced not just for people like him, but for “society dead beats” like teachers, retail workers, etc.   Such a fucking victim.

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  3. 1 hour ago, locodos said:

    Island Nations sometimes developed tribal cannibalism...  Even jolly ole' England probably had cannibals back in the day.

    The cannibals of Gough's Cave

    Scholars have deduced that cannibalism had deleterious effects.  Skin tightening, growth inhibition, increased facial symmetry, and boost to sexual pheromone production.  Explorers who encountered these tribes have noted that the populations looked young for their age and are strangely attractive.

     

    This guy is 62!

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    Modern Cannibals used drum machines though

     

    Interesting.  There has to be a MAGA grift in here somewhere.  "Natural face lift and organic Ozempic all in one!"  All you got to do is eat your fellow MAGA cult member.   Look younger and make the world a better place all at once!

  4. I have not watched any of it but I did hear Moscow Mitch’s comments on NPR on the way him.  A few thoughts:

    1. He sounds absolutely horrible and will likely be dead in a few months.  This does not upset me even though he will be replaced by something even worse.

    2. Mitch is IMPLORING his colleagues to not ignore their constitutional duty to take up this matter referred from the house and to have a full hearing because not taking this up and giving it full consideration would set a terrible precedent!!   Lol.   FUCK YOU MITCH!

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  5. 53 minutes ago, jimmyjazz said:

    . . . and just like that, one third of the country now believes criminal defense lawyers get unlimited juror strikes.

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  6. On 4/12/2024 at 5:57 PM, C-Man said:

    Sorry if this has been discussed already (this isn't a thread I regularly check) but anybody else worried about GQP shit-bags in Alabama and Ohio starting to make noise about Biden not being on the ballot in those states because DNC is scheduled for after their deadline to register the candidates? We ain't winning Alabama no matter what but Ohio is kind of a critical state. Seems this has happened before and accommodations have been made either through legislation or prelim apps. I just don't trust these fuckers to play by the rules or do the right thing.

    https://www.cnn.com/2024/04/12/politics/democrats-ohio-alabama-biden-ballot/index.html

     

    "Ohio GOP leaders reject Democrats' plan to get President Joe Biden on November ballot"

    https://www.dispatch.com/story/news/politics/elections/2024/04/16/ohio-rejects-democrats-fix-to-get-joe-biden-on-november-ballot/73343798007/

    Spoiler

    Ohio officials rejected a plan from Democrats to get President Joe Biden on the November ballot after the party scheduled its convention past a state election deadline.

    Secretary of State Frank LaRose warned Ohio Democrats earlier this month that Biden is at risk of not making the Nov. 5 ballot. State law requires officials to certify the ballot 90 days before an election − which is Aug. 7 this year − but the president won't officially be nominated until the Democratic National Convention on Aug. 19.

    In a letter to LaRose's office,

    Biden easily won Ohio's presidential primary with 87% of the vote.

    "If President Biden and Vice President Harris are not listed on the ballot as the Democratic Party candidates, their supporters in Ohio will be stripped of the opportunity to associate with their preferred candidate," McTigue wrote.

    But Attorney General Dave Yost's office says provisional approval won't work, nor can LaRose unilaterally change election deadlines.

    "Instead, the law mandates the Democratic Party to actually certify its president and vice-president candidates on or before August 7, 2024," Julie M. Pfeiffer, an attorney on Yost's staff, told LaRose's legal counsel. "No alternative process is permitted."

    Pfeiffer's letter appears to leave Democrats with two options: Rely on the Legislature, or sue.

    Lawmakers could pass an exemption to the 90-day deadline by May 9, as they did in 2020 when both parties scheduled their conventions too late. But the chances of that are slim: Top Democrats said they're deferring to the Biden campaign and Democratic National Committee, and Republican leaders are unlikely to lend a helping hand.

    "I think it's a Democratic problem," Senate President Matt Huffman, R-Lima, told reporters last week. "There should have to be a Democratic solution. That hasn't been proposed to me."

    Ohio isn't the only state with election deadlines before the convention. Alabama and Washington are in the same boat, although Washington's secretary of state − a Democrat − will accept a provisional certification, the Seattle Times reported. Oklahoma, Illinois, Washington and Montana did the same with both parties in 2020.

    McTigue and a spokesperson for Biden's campaign declined to answer questions about potential next steps.

    "Joe Biden will be on the ballot in all 50 states," a Biden campaign official said. "State officials have the ability to grant provisional ballot access certification prior to the conclusion of presidential nominating conventions."

    obtained by the USA TODAY Network Ohio Bureau, attorney Don McTigue said the Democratic Party would provisionally certify Biden and Vice President Kamala Harris ahead of the Aug. 7 deadline. McTigue noted that Biden already secured enough delegates for the Democratic nomination after facing no significant primary challenge.

     

     

  7. 2 hours ago, Underdog said:

    He’ll just blame Biden and the Libs. 

    "Schlanger said he now watches his stock performance every day hoping for positive signs. In a Truth Social post last week, he encouraged “everyone who supports Donald Trump and Truth [Social to] buy a share everyday” and asked, “Do you think we have hit bottom?” (The stock slid nearly 10 percent after that post.)

    He suspects the recent drops in share price have been the result of “stock manipulation” from an “organized effort” to make the company look bad. There’s no proof of such a campaign, but Schlanger is convinced. “It’s got to be political,” he said, from all the “liberals that are trying to knock it down.”

    "Another account, @realJaneBLONDE, posted on Sunday that she was “NOT panicked NOT worried” before, two days later, posting a message to Trump and congressional Republicans urging them to make it “illegal” to bet against or short-sell stocks.

    “Sick of MY investment money being stolen!!” she wrote. “They’re stealing peoples money and you’re allowing it!!”

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  8. 1 hour ago, scottsins said:


    Wait. Do you know why we are even discussing perjury? Hint: it’s because a really connected person with resources was just sent down to do 5 years for the charge.

     

    1 hour ago, Rimbo said:

    oh, you! with your silly "evidence" and "facts" and this nonsense about "reality!" you're such a joker...

     

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    46 minutes ago, scottsins said:


    Yes. Months. Point still remains.

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  9. 8 hours ago, tchookem said:

    So I assume he was screwing around with a firearm in Glacier NP. He shot himself in the arm, paid a fine. He's an idiot that doesn't need to be in a leadership position, but no big deal... I guess.

    But how does that connect to his time in Afghanistan? If he shot himself in GNP, why would a NPS Ranger give a shit about a earlier shooting in Afghanistan? If he was shot in Afghanistan, how would being shot in Glacier NP(6700 miles away) be an effective cover story to protect his comrades from Afghanistan?

    I'm sure it's somehow Joe Biden's fault.

    Ranger-  Tell me about that completely healed and scarred up bullet wound on your arm.

    Tim-  Well, you see officer, I just shot myself. 

    Ranger- Just now?  It looks like a really old wound and there is absolutely no blood.  Are you sure you weren’t shot years ago…maybe in a war?

    Tim- Oh no officer. It happened just now.  Whoops!

    Ranger- Well, even though it looks like a wound from years ago, I better write it up and file charges based on what you are telling me!

     

     

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  10. 44 minutes ago, Superhero said:

    I paid almost $10 for a Carl’s Jr. Superstar (double cheeseburger) last week. $20/hour is no joke. 

    Set for pick up in Sacramento 

     

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    For comparison, in 1980 a Big Mac cost $1.60 which is $6.03 in 2024 money.   Prices for burgers are essentially unchanged from 40yrs ago.

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  11. 2 hours ago, Pato del Muerto said:

    How many tic tacs could we sell at 100x cost like that?

    We missed Valentines Day but how about we make some heart candy but only with messages like "MAGA" , "Trump #1",  "No Immigrants".  Buy for $5 and sell for $19.99.  Make it so!

     

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  12. 6 hours ago, Bullneck said:

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    As a Christian this doesn’t bother me at all.  What does upset me is all those trans people wanting equal rights and ruining the sanctity of the holiest of days.

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