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  1. Are people here actually parents? You don't "sign" a birth certificate. The only one who signs the birth certificate is the state official who issues it. 

    And only one parent needs to sign the application / verification of birth facts. And that parent has to swear all the info is correct. So if the mom knows who the dad is, she is legally obligated to put that person on the application/verification or she commits a crime of knowingly providing false information. 

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  2. 18 minutes ago, Armybrat said:

    Friend who lives on Shoal Creek says the same thing. 
    She is not a fan.

    Your friend who lives on Shoal Creek must have blinders on. That is one of the most used bike routes in the city. The whole road is full of cyclists most of the day. 

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  3. On 5/21/2024 at 12:13 AM, atomheartbevo said:

    Holy shit that's a film short/horror film

     

    The horror version is ... weirder. I have a lot of questions. Like - was that a deepfake, or did they come back and film that?

  4. 4 hours ago, Horn75 said:

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    And what does that make A&M in this analogy? The people who pay protection money? I'd much rather be the one who is getting money at the threat of violence than the one paying money to ward off violence. 

  5. 41 minutes ago, SimonBolivar said:

    Male the biscuits at home pretty often, but Red Lobster WAS fine dining as kids. 

    Shit. If this is gonna be that kind of party, I’m gonna stick my dick in the mashed potatoes.

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  6. 3 hours ago, Biff Tannen said:

    Heading to Parkway for the first time later today. And then maybe Toup’s for dinner.  

    Get the James Brown since it is your first time. 

    But don't sleep on the Hot Sausage PoorBoy or the Streetcar PoorBoy (which is just fries/gravy/debris) if you have multiple people to order with and share. 

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  7. 1 hour ago, Dewey said:

    Found Taquitos West to be legit. Al Pastor was good and the tripas we're cooked to perfection. Was eating too fast to take pictures, but thought about it afterwards. As you can see they have two locations 

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    "VISIT ANY OF OUR TWO LOCATIONS!" could be shortened to say "Visit Either of Our Locations!" It would be shorter. And grammatically correct.

    But then I'm paying them for Taquitos, not for grammar.

     

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  8. 2 hours ago, Jkwellborn said:


    It will be called the bonfire edition.

    Since they don’t have the rights to the awards and they have to make names for them, maybe the biggest collapse can be called “The Bonfire”.

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  9. That was a F'in gullywasher in 78731 (near Far West). Sideways rain, minor road flooding, the whole nine yards. One of the Hydromet gauges near me say 2.6 inches, the other 1.3. My backyard gauge says 1.5 inches. So definitely a "bullseye". Rained out my kiddo's kickball game, and scared the crap outta my pre-K kiddo getting off the bus at about 3:30.  

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