Did I tell you about the time in Hue when I couldn't find my hotel for the life of me. I have a crazy great sense of direction. I never ever get lost even in brand new cities and never forget what hotel room I am in. (Back then GPS and google maps didn't work in Viet Nam) Even in an intoxicated state. What I didn't know was that in smaller towns in Viet Nam they turn off all the lights to the hotels, buildings and houses to conserve energy after about 10pm. At least they did. Its surreal. The whole block looks abandoned. I walked up and down the same street and the two streets paralleling my hotel street at least 4 times looking for a lit up hotel. Finally some guy who must have been watching on a motorbike saw me confused AF and told me he would take me to my hotel. Jumped on the back and he's going exactly where I had been. He pulls up to what looks like an abandoned building only for me to realize its my hotel. At least when I got to Hoi An I was prepared to be walking down pitch black streets after about 10pm. So when I left this brits room at 11pm in Hoi An at least I knew I was in for a 45min walk in the dark.