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Posts posted by Coelenterate Fuccboi
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1 hour ago, Pato del Muerto said:
DT?
DTFSU.
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3 minutes ago, texifornia said:
1st team ACC is better than 3rd team CUSA?
Unless aggy is playing in CUSA, yes.
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9 minutes ago, Machinator said:
Ehlinger’s toddler hook’em was bigger.
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Boyd actually responded, “When I said I busted a nut in South Austin’s mom, I didn’t literally mean it busted.”
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28 minutes ago, Neonmoon said:
I don’t think he’s redshirting whatsoever. He’s starting at guard.
Some of you amaze me.
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4 minutes ago, Babytime said:
I’m assuming this is a joke.
Yes, futureman is a joke.
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I guess weed isn’t a performance enhancing drug.
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On 2/17/2019 at 7:58 PM, The Golden Hat said:
Gary Johnson hates rubbers
Who doesn’t?
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4 minutes ago, GreenspointTexas said:
He left early to enter into one of the deepesr WR drafts in recent memory. And yes, his speed, strength, numbers, and maybe even size would have been even better.
Kwame Cavil
If you were as smart as you think you are, the world would have quite the treasure.
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16 minutes ago, 4th and 5 said:
Let me clear this up for you. I drive a truck. I have long arms. I fucked your mom on a bench. And it wasn’t hard.
Then I doubt you fucked her.
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14 minutes ago, NTVTXN said:
Re: Milton’s comments-“You can tell both coaches know their football and they’re both family based, which is important to me. They talked about the offense and how I could be the primary back for them and make a huge impact on the team. They see me as an every down back that never leaves the field and I definitely feel like I could make that place my home.”
For those of you in the know; what, if, any impact do you think this may this have on Evans?
Just curious what you think the alternative pitch is?
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3 minutes ago, VaHorn said:
Why the negativity on Burton? Our players would all be two stars, with the occasional three star, without him.
I’m told it’s because he’s an ass-hat.
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8 hours ago, futureman said:
pro tip: just throw on a pair of depends before you hit the trail and it’s a non-issue
I’d rather take the chance of having shit run down my leg than deal with that diaper rash.
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1 minute ago, USMCHorn said:
Did you just compare a B-list actress to fucking Bevo? This is getting out of hand.
No, I haven’t fucked Bevo and have no intentions of doing so.
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40 minutes ago, USMCHorn said:
Not to be taken literally buddy. My grandfather was my absolute hero. Greatest man I ever knew. That said, the Kate obsession is getting old.
At what point do you think our obsession with Bevo got old? I mean aggys don’t think he’s the sexiest animal on the planet.
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Why not both?
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16 minutes ago, billfromlaketravis said:
Dude. That's somebody's daughter.
So is your mom.
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1 minute ago, Sgt. Slaughter said:
I’d eat dat ass.
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1 hour ago, cdain3 said:

Who does she think she’s fooling? She doesn’t cook or eat.
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14 minutes ago, RGBIII said:
Surprised we haven’t heard anything about grad transfer RBs yet. When did we get Tre Watson last year?
Tre is available again this year, saw it posted a while back. We should definitely be leading for him.
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3 hours ago, Napoleon said:
I think that my older sister shit herself a little after the 20 mile marker in her first marathon.But it was in NYC, so there probably weren't any people around to see it/smell it at the finish line.
FULL DISCLOSURE: I wasn't there, so I can't verify that this actually happened.She definitely takes after your mom, who shit herself 20 minutes into what was supposed to be a marathon event.
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2 minutes ago, Eternal Noob said:
This page and everyone on it is fucking stupid.
Welcome?
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35 minutes ago, CB'sGotMeLit said:
So before I start my weekend - rape is bad right?
Are you the victim or the perpetrator?
If the victim, is the rapist a hot female?
This is a complicated question.

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