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Posts posted by Coelenterate Fuccboi
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Just now, po elvis said:
for a receiver, yes he is close to that level of play.
Haha. Must be why he received that 1st round grade.
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1 hour ago, Casual Encounter said:
LJH might be worried about our incoming slots reducing his playing time.
This guy must be a dumbass.
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16 minutes ago, Bill Lumbergh said:
I'm pretty sure that's why VY left a year early, too.
Everyone in practice could see Colt was going to light it up with his accuracy, so I think Vince knew he'd be riding the pine if he stuck around.
Right?
Yes, because LJH is close to that level of play. You fully understand now.
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Some of you need to wake up and realize I only said “reduce”. Meaning his numbers may not look as good next season.
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We probably were going to until you made this thread.
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2 minutes ago, irishtexan said:
Is my sarcasm meter off? Is this a serious post?
Are you telling me a player like Rondale Moore wouldn’t play? LJH is money catching the ball and fighting for more yards but he’s not an elite slot receiver. An elite slot is a threat to take it to the house with every touch.
I guess you think we’re redshirting Smith and Whittington? We don’t know for sure what they will do in college but I’m not going to pretend they aren’t possibly better than LJH.
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LJH might be worried about our incoming slots reducing his playing time.
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14 minutes ago, South Austin said:
That reminds me . . . your mom liked my second coming.
Well, the first was really quick.
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5 minutes ago, Mdhorn said:
Great balance, lower body strength, change of direction and creativity. Just when it looks like the defense has him bottled up, he pulls a Ehlinger.
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3 minutes ago, futureman said:
how are y’all not more pumped about the bru news? it’s clear he has not signed with USC. he’ll be at UT for spring semester 2019.
As clear as my post-Sugar Bowl first morning piss.
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5 minutes ago, Barry_McCokiner said:
I don't want to urinate on anyone's parade, but any chance that Bru has signed with USC and they're saying he hasn't to create drama for Saturday?
Would a recruit ever do anything like that?
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11 minutes ago, victory88 said:
EJ:
.... just kidding.... i made that shit up. 9.95 please.
All you needed to say.
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32 minutes ago, Orange&White said:
Damn! You guys can take a single, shitty scrap of a quote and over analyze the absolute fuck out of it.
Are you saying we’re all males by using the term “guys”? By saying “shitty scap of quote” are you implying that what he said was shit, he chose a terrible sentence to quote, or that he was misquoted?
30 minutes ago, ClubWhatever said:That's fair
What specific piece of that assault was fair and by whose standard?
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Just now, texasstrong12 said:
Brandon Jones saying he was "liking what he heard" could be interpreted in a billion different ways.
Not when you’re surly.
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Just now, Newy25 said:
I bet you believe it when the stripper says she has never met anyone like you.
Whatever... she knew how special I was. That’s why she stayed at my table all night and kept accepting my gifts.
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22 minutes ago, MrPhlegm said:
Santa's last name is Clara? WTF?
Shouldn't he be on vacation?It’s an alternate name to protect his identity during the offseason you idiot.
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2 hours ago, kingkoopa6 said:
Some will likely disagree with my opinion but I’d like to see LJH trying to find someone to hit once he knows Sam is running. I don’t think this is a one time thing either. Several times throughout his career, I’ve expected to see more effort when he didn’t have the ball.
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6 minutes ago, Spider2YBanana said:
OK. I didn't realize you were an OU fan.
We all need to know when to just walk away.
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Sam is a classy dude. Baker is... not.
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46 minutes ago, EZ$ said:
We beat LSU and OU (and aggy loses to Clemson & bama again) and our 2020 class will fill up before we even win the B12 and possibly make the playoffs. Even with that, it will be hard to flip Demas unless Memaw croaks between now and then and Hamm takes over as jimbo’s baglady.
Pump the brakes Mr. Optimist. Texas will have to figure out how to quit losing games it’s supposed to win with ease. Then, we can discuss the B12 championship and possible playoff. Most games came down to the wire and you can’t let that many teams hang around and expect to win them all.
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9 hours ago, Machinator said:
There’s no conference where it’s a good idea to do what Jake did last night.
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It’s going to be funny when Georgia rolls them up next season.
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I think the defense will be better than expected and the addition of the freshmen skill players should make next season very interesting.


Lil’Jordan Humphrey
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Nope. Basing it on the Surly standard.