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Coelenterate Fuccboi

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  1. 8 minutes ago, SuckitKevin said:

    I know this is wishful thinking, but I still am hoping for something out of Kirk Johnson before he leaves the 40 acres. He really showed flashes of greatness in the one game I saw him in early in his career. Last year he played special teams and did well, maybe he’s fully healthy this season. Hoping for a Gaskamp award.

    Why do this to yourself?

  2. 4 minutes ago, GreenspointTexas said:

    He left early to enter into one of the deepesr WR drafts in recent memory. And yes, his speed, strength, numbers, and maybe even size would have been even better. 

     

    Kwame Cavil

    If you were as smart as you think you are, the world would have quite the treasure.

  3. 16 minutes ago, 4th and 5 said:

    Let me clear this up for you. I drive a truck. I have long arms. I fucked your mom on a bench. And it wasn’t hard

    Then I doubt you fucked her.

  4. 14 minutes ago, NTVTXN said:

    Re: Milton’s comments-“You can tell both coaches know their football and they’re both family based, which is important to me. They talked about the offense and how I could be the primary back for them and make a huge impact on the team. They see me as an every down back that never leaves the field and I definitely feel like I could make that place my home.

    For those of you in the know; what, if, any impact do you think this may this have on Evans?

    Just curious what you think the alternative pitch is?

  5. 40 minutes ago, USMCHorn said:

    Not to be taken literally buddy. My grandfather was my absolute hero. Greatest man I ever knew. That said, the Kate obsession is getting old.

    At what point do you think our obsession with Bevo got old? I mean aggys don’t think he’s the sexiest animal on the planet.

  6. 14 minutes ago, RGBIII said:

    Surprised we haven’t heard anything about grad transfer RBs yet. When did we get Tre Watson last year?

    Tre is available again this year, saw it posted a while back. We should definitely be leading for him.

  7. 3 hours ago, Napoleon said:

     


    I think that my older sister shit herself a little after the 20 mile marker in her first marathon. 

    But it was in NYC, so there probably weren't any people around to see it/smell it at the finish line.


    FULL DISCLOSURE: I wasn't there, so I can't verify that this actually happened.

    She definitely takes after your mom, who shit herself 20 minutes into what was supposed to be a marathon event.

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