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Coelenterate Fuccboi

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  1. The people moving large quantities of any asset do not benefit from letting people who are not in the club know what they are moving next. They start chirping and the bullish articles start showing up after they have their warehouses full and are ready to run up the price to sell their inventory. In other words, don’t trust any of these big name advisors’ price targets or stock recommendations. How would they benefit from letting us in on the next big move? They benefit from inspiring us to buy the price up, so they can dump on us.
  2. Well, if not sure, best to jump to the conclusion that it is. It’s the American way.
  3. They might collectively be the dumbest team I’ve watched this year.
  4. Never claimed to be chipper, but also not miserable.
  5. I’m not miserable. The pussies crying about OOC scheduling and spending the weekend trying to figure out all the ways Texas could possibly get in are miserable. I’ve accepted that Texas controlled its fate this season and failed to take advantage. I’m a realist. If we’re being real, Texas probably could have at least played for the last two national championships if it wasn’t for Sark’s stubbornness. Texas has consistently underperformed and that’s the problem. Ohio State fans aren’t complaining about scheduling potential losses, because they fucking win.
  6. “Don’t schedule potential losses.” With Sark at the helm, every game seems like a potential loss. We can’t exactly avoid the Mississippi States and Kentuckys of the SEC.
  7. I want quality OOC games. I want Texas to not lose to teams like Florida and not go to overtime with other shit teams. I want Texas to recruit, coach, and play with the discipline necessary to not allow one OOC game keep them out of the expanded playoff. Fuck scheduling shit teams for wins and then getting exposed like aggy consistently does.
  8. Sark stated that very well.
  9. I LOVE that aggy was having a perfect season only to have Texas keep them out of their first SEC championship game. Now, hope they lose in the first round.
  10. Hahahahahahahahahahahaha
  11. Holding? We don’t care. Just pass us the ball!
  12. Ref looks so disappointed.
  13. Let’s wait until the game is over.
  14. McDonald is good for at least one boneheaded play a game.
  15. I hate the younger guys aren’t getting in there.
  16. He’s not happy unless he gets to watch someone else perform.
  17. Other SEC coaches had a meeting with officials and decided he needed to be handicapped.
  18. Who’s calling plays for Sark?
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