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  1. 4 hours ago, torre said:

     

    I see the issue in that press conference......they are not hydrating enough....Tom Herman would have crushed all 3 of those Dasani's before the halfway mark of that presser......while DVH and their two players did not even touch a one......they probably piss spicy mustard yellow

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  2. I would like to kick the shit out of the idiot that thinks it is a good idea for large/heavy haul trucks to have all those random flashing lights on them so you can see them if you have your head stuffed in your ass and somehow do not see a massive truck on the road around you......then I would like to beat you with those fucking orange cones that you make companies place all around their parked vehicles

  3. Tuesday twofer

    1. if you are 25yo or older and your primary means of transport is a BMX bike.....you have already found there are no benefits to meth use and soon when your BMX bike gets stolen by a younger meth head you will be riding a kids age girls bike

    2. we do not need any grunge/death metal remakes of pink floyd.....or the who, rolling stones, queen, bob dyian, or any of the similar bands......and you are an asshole if your radio station plays them

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  4. The Bad News Bears In Breaking Training

    A family friend got several of us in The Dome for the filming and we started in the outfield, but during the "let them play" scene they needed more people behind the dugout so we were moved there....never have been able to see any of us in the film, but we are in that crowd somewhere

    I think the adults got $25 dollars and the kids for $45 or something like that because of union rules and kids "working".....we also skipped school to do it 

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  5. On 5/30/2025 at 8:08 AM, PGFrog said:

    How the hell was he making $110K being a pipe fitter in a fire hydrant factory?

    it doesn't say he was a pipe fitter.....it just says he worked at a fire hydrant factory.....he could have been in sales, he could have been the top metallurgist, the CFO, or a number of other things besides sitting by a hot casting line every day

  6. 1 hour ago, Bevo&Pevo said:

    too further exemplify your point....

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    holly shit I know him we grew up in together

    (he is actually a great guy and was a hell of a lot of fun to hang out with back then)

  7. 5 minutes ago, mdmost said:

    No decent OOC opponent is going to agree to coming only to Austin which is the only reason we're all stuck at 8 conference games. Everyone wants their home cupcake. So no, Texas can't get anyone and everyone they want on the schedule. You can get Sam Houston State, Rice, and Louisiana spare schools to agree to that. Any decent P4 school is going to ask for a home and home, like Arizona State did (2032-2033). 

    but Texas already has a quality OOC game home and home

    the idea that lower level SEC schools that lose a shit quality buy in win will remain competitive over the long haul or even in the short term is simply not true.....they will fall off the map in short order and will be as uninteresting (probably less) as any former shit quality Big 12 team was so attendance for Texas at home will fall off the map for those teams and will be no better than the shit quality buy in win Texas already has

    Texas sells winning and winning big on a national stage.....aggy sells "we in the sec sec sec" and "conference games it just means more"

  8. 9 conference games sucks stay at 8

    Texas eats what it kills and does not need "the other conference members" to carry the schedule....Texas can get anyone and everyone they want on the schedule and Texas is a national brand not a conference fanboi (we can leave that to aggy)

    if you have the weaker programs start taking another L in a conference game instead of an OOC cupcake that drags down the entire league just as the 8 vs. 9 conference game study on the old PAC 12 showed

    there is no "good loss" on strength of schedule and there is no strength of schedule points for "a tough conference foe loss" vs. a win over shit state u......and the worse your other conference members are that impacts you directly when you play them and that impacts the other members of the conference when they play them.....and then the other members of the conference that you play bring their weakened strength of schedule to you as well.....plus the additional game just makes it even worse.....it is a 3X hit to strength of schedule.....weakens yours as a direct opponent, weakens other conference members and that carries over when you play them.....and in the case of Texas that can get a quality OOC game it weakens it yet again with a conference game replacing a better OOC game

    fuck this inbred 9 conference game bullshit stay at 8 and be a national brand.....let aggy and others schedule each other "out of conference" if they want more conference games which is equally if not more stupid, but the ACC does it on purpose and the Big 12 did it last year (and I think this year) because they were too lazy to change up already scheduled OOC games when new members joined......and one can see the results with struggling worse than the ACC to get teams in the playoffs

  9. what about Clay Matthews Sr. Clay Matthews Jr., Clay Matthews III......and Ashley Nick granddaughter of Clay Sr. that plays pro "football" soccer

    Bruce Matthews, Kevin Matthews, Jake Matthews, and Mike Matthews that has been on NFL practice squads, and Luke that could go pro if he smartens up and transfers from aggy

    Troy Niklas (Bruce's Nephew from his sister-in-law)

    oops shit they are on the list, but only 3 of them

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