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Chips O'Toole

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  1. This nutcase Loomer was barely a blip to me a few months ago, and now she is everywhere trying to eat any and all the faces.  I am perplexed, is this some intentional smokescreen or is she just careening off the reservation in a blaze of shitfire?  Or is this normal MAGA behavior. 

    All I know is we need a bunch more of those Gary Peterson photos of her. 

  2. 4 hours ago, Mac8111 said:

    “secret Lives of Mormon wives” (Hulu) has a bunch of young hotties, some of who are swingers, and all making bad decisions. God bless.

    Saw the first episode.  It's a tough watch for me due to the way they stage and script a lot of the conversations, but it is also has the potential to be a delightful train wreck.  The Taylor chick is going to end up in a ditch, I'm afraid.  Her emotional maturity is at about a 15-year old level, tops.  

    It's going to be a hate-watch for sure, so far all of the girls are total nightmares.  Also, they keep changing their hairstyles, so I can't tell them apart to save my life.

  3. 4 hours ago, SydneyCarton said:

    I’ve never listened to Hayes Fawcett speak before. And there’s a good fucking reason for that. Holy shit he looks and speaks like, well, an lsu grad. Or a drunk handyman. 
     

    why in the fuck are people booking the graphic artist to appear live and talk to the media?

    I think the question is, why hasn't imma been able to land an interview with the premier recruiting commitment photoshop specialist on the Surly Pod?  He could ask him about his design choice to make every human face look like a bright red crypt keeper.

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  4. 1 hour ago, CAHorn said:

    The producer's complete lack of intervention when Nia attacked Avery multiple times (including hitting her with a hair dryer) was shocking after decades of preaching zero tolerance for any kind of violence on the shows. It was like Nia had no rules whatsoever, for whatever reason. It became even more bizarre when they did  kick her off of Battle of the Exes 2 for touching Jordan's jeans one episode before the final. The all-time attempted makeup call by the MTV refs, somehow they managed to get it wrong both times.

    If Avery and Nia are cool now, I'm fine with it. 

    Yeah, that's a funny take on what I deemed to be an incident of "over-the-clothes" but pretty clear assault.  That's the kind of thing that you can't really give a pass on at any point, there just can't be a grey area.

    Also...EMILY, GIRL..... BRAD???

  5. On 8/27/2024 at 1:04 PM, jimmyjazz said:

    Nah, UFCU.

    Yeah my UFCU haven't worked well with those chip readers since day one. 

    A checker once told me that it's better to slide it in very slowly, and since then I've had a much better time.  That may not be how South Austin's mom likes it, but it works. 

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  6. It's nice for us to benefit from a defensive blunder for once.  That was great steal though, he probably didn't expect Bukari to be that quick. 

  7. Competitor, yes.  Impressive, rarely.  He has a humongous chip on his shoulder which gives him an edge in some things, but physically, he has been very mid in a lot of challenges.  I don't remember which season it was, but there was a daily that was over water where he fucked himself up and gassed out trying to climb a rope that most of the girls were able to get up.

    The only time he looked impressive was War of the Worlds 2 when him and Cara managed to hold an alliance together the whole season and neither had to go in once I believe.  They made it to the final with their shitty alliance where he, predictably, gassed out and cost his team the whole thing.  

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  8. My friends girlfriend's wife's mom's girlfriend is tending the Biden clone daycare center at the DNC  tonight and she saw the surprise guest and made me pinky swear not to tell anyone.

    Since it is only a couple hours away, I am breaking protocol to tell you that the surprise guest is Super Bowl Left Shark with a Tesla Powerball strapped to its back.

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