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Posts posted by smuggs
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22 hours ago, Blotto said:
Texting, jerking off, texting while jerking off....the future sounds great, but we ain't there yet.
Speak for yourself there, Corky.
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According to the Travis County Sheriff's Office, the couple's 19-year-old son, Nicolas "Nick" Patrick Shaughnessy, and 19-year-old Jaclyn Alexa Edison of College Station are charged with criminal solicitation.
"Alexa, How do you commit murder for hire?"
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And she's been tweeting inflammatory shit from way back. ABC's bullshit response about "values" is funny.
Be honest and say something like, "We gambled on an asshole, because C.R.E.A.M. Obviously we, as a network, have shown our ass and now we apologize to Valerie Jarrett and our viewers."
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He'll likely blame his lengthy sentence on Howard and Marci Turk.
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I also enjoy the elusive Mark the Bagger appearance.
"Pussy is awesome. Pussy is the greatest."
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Sherita Dixon-Cole is rather rude. She also wears a raspberry beret.
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Put a piece on some Rabideaux’s pork n deer slathered in jap mustard. You’re fucking right it did.
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I enjoyed Castaway with the exception of Helen Hunt.
I would rather achieve fatal intestinal gangrene by shoving a putrefied crab carcass up my ass than spend 4 solitary years whacking it to a photo of Helen fucking Hunt.
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y'all are slackin.
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10 minutes ago, Judge Roybeanbag said:
Tim Hortons has a posted 2 minute max bathroom policy. No shit.
No shit?
No Diiiice!
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Howard ripping Gary's story about the Francis Bean Cobain photo on his desk was great. As soon as Gary started talking Fred started playing the Bababooey Law & Order theme. Like clockwork.
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On 5/14/2018 at 2:16 PM, Stoogey said:
Ruderhaus.
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On 5/1/2018 at 11:43 AM, OatmealRaisinCookie said:
Guitar company is slowly dying
Gently weeping?
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I hope that they will finally get to meet Julius Caesar - The Salad Dressing Dude.
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I get the feeling that they thought Cardi B might be a more entertaining interview as she seems to be a pistol on shows like Fallon, Kimmel, etc...
I think 5 minutes in they realized that a long format Beetlejuice interview is easier to conduct.
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Those telephone poles stood for longer than I expected.
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36 minutes ago, Buzzrock said:
She was quirky and nerd-hot on AOTS. She’s not a good actress.
And she's got a big pussy.
And she's got a big pussy.
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I'm suing you for copyright infringement you sumbitch.