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  1. On 10/16/2018 at 2:42 PM, After irth said:

     

    I mix up equal parts pickle juice and yellow mustard with a shot of hot sauce and drizzle just enough to make things moist while pulling and tossing. 

    This also perfectly describes my preferred method of masturbation.

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  2. 32 minutes ago, TwiceHorn said:

    In my mind, all King movies kind of sucked until serious directors got involved with Stand By Me and Shawshank and Green Mile (I'm not going to count The Shining).  But a lot of them hold up better than you would think. 

    Carrie says hi. So does Creepshow.

  3. 41 minutes ago, conVINCEd said:

    3. Freshman year at UT.  I was home for the weekend and decided to stay in Dallas Sunday night and wake up real early and drive back Monday morning.  Left at 4:00 a.m.  Somewhere between Waco and Temple I fell asleep.  I was awakened by the jolting of the car going from pavement onto the grass median.  I was about 10 ft. from crossing the median completely into oncoming traffic.  Jerked the wheel to prevent that from happening, and  went into a spin across the correct side of the highway and onto the shoulder.  I was fine, car was fine.  Pulled over at the next gas station and bought whatever version of legal speed (NoDoze?) they were selling and took two of them.  Didn't sleep for 2 days.

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  4. I got my cart instead of a UTV because I mostly drive it around the neighborhood and I'd rather not piss off the neighbors with a loud-ass Ranger. 

    Also the maintenance is nearly zero. I top-off the batteries with distilled water once every few months and keep air in the tires. That's it.

    I paid ~5k for my cart used, though.

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