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smuggs

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  1. Folks that are hauling junked/scrapped vehicles down the interstate (to Mexico I guess?) in 100% laughably dangerous Beverly Hillbillies caravans. I live on I-10 and I see them daily. Toyota 4Runners pulling 3-4 junked Toyota Tacomas that are daisy chained ass-to-mouth rolling down I-10.

    Yesterday between Baton Rouge and Lake Charles there was a 20ft box truck that was in a serious bind, towing a rollback truck with an old Silverado strapped on the deck, with a fucking Sea-Doo strapped down and half hanging out of the bed of the Silverado.

    How is this legal? It was a Final Destination scene waiting to happen.

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  2. On 9/20/2023 at 11:19 AM, gofuckyourself said:

    Pitch me a home gym setup.

    I was leaning Bowflex related - Extreme 2SE or the Revolution - mainly for space, don't need or want tons of weights, less noise.

     

    Whatever setup you decide, include a set of TRX straps and an anchor. 50+ exercises using only leverage and your own body weight.

     

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  3. On 9/23/2023 at 12:49 PM, YGIFS said:

    So infrared cameras 20 years later, means only tit grabbing and over-the-chino handjobs.  What the hell was she up to 20 years ago when it was just an usher with a Mag-Lite? 

    "Look, I'll go ass-to-mouth during the second musical number...but if there's anybody with a Kodak FunSaver...I'm stopping and we are leaving."

     

    There's no audio obviously, but in my heart of hearts...there was a guy named Dante in the last row of the Orchestra level.  And as Boebert walked out in shame with security, he shouted, "Yeah, try not to jerk off any dicks on your way to foyer!"  

    Pos rep for "Kodak FunSaver".

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  4. On 9/18/2023 at 2:07 PM, Mitch Cumsteen said:

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    I believe we've got a former pageant competitor here:

     

     

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  5. 2 hours ago, Underdog said:

    What’s going on with that midriff? An alien about to pop out? 

    It’s that stretched-out piss belly from popping out 4 kids before 25. Thing looks like the Spalding Pro-Grip that’s been sitting out in the weather in the corner of my driveway for the last 4 months.

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