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Posts posted by skeeter
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A series of winter storms battered much of the United States this week, setting records, disrupting daily life, and providing ominous glimpses of a climate-changed future. The Onion looks at some of the most eye-popping numbers from this weekâs winter storms.
ÂÂÂ- 3 Million:Â People whose call is important to Oncor Electric, and whose patience is appreciated as they remain on the line
- 5:Â Seconds until burst water pipe comes crashing right through dining room ceiling
- 34%:Â Portion of continental U.S. currently covered by single enormous snowflake
- 4:Â Number of teeth needed to complete a chatter
- #334-16H:Â Serial number of single malfunctioning wind turbine that will eventually take the fall of all of this
- 28.7:Â Tons of salt redirected from BBQ to Texas roads
- 1:Â Number of lieutenant governors still maintaining the biggest issue currently facing Texas is whether the national anthem is played before all major sporting events
- 6F:Â Seat number for Ted Cruzâs return flight
- 256:Â Fully equipped Ford F-150s in ditches along Texas highways
- 14:Â Inches of accumulated blood on Texas officialsâ hands
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https://www.theonion.com/this-week-s-winter-storms-by-the-numbers-1846301613
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Does he know the Vatican is a sovereign nation?
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1 hour ago, Js1 said:
Well it's not like they are going to work on important shit like education funding, tax revenue, etc. - it's going to be a whole session of PATRIOTISM, protecting Texas from THE EBIL SOCIALST TAKEOVER BY JOE BIDEN, putting their boots on the neck of the cities for daring to go against Greg Abbott and ELECTION INTEGRITY, led by Briscoe Cain.Â
Someone tell Briscoe Cain to stand up.
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How can we get this fucker to go home to FL?
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Sometimes you get a welcome visitor ...
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44 minutes ago, RDCanecutter said:
Stupid gimmicks are a lot easier to do than making the food better.Â
The now closed "Smoke Pit BBQ" east of downtown Ft Worth on Belknap had waitress cleavage as its specialty ... they sold a lot of beer.
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ok ... who TF is Dreke?
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15 minutes ago, Bama Chick said:
The start of the riot.
There must be an investigation into the pathetic police preparation.
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the big cigars approve ...

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Chapter 13 ... Pay no attention to that man behind the curtain.
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favored be bad juju ...Â

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if it ainât the refs, the BOMC, itâs gotta be the covid ...
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3 minutes ago, washparkhorn said:
The BOMC dooms poor aggy once again.Â
waiting for the phone call from mrs skeeterâs t-shirt, aggy cousin stating exactly that sentiment ...
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it donât make a shit
season record will have a bigÂ

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go for the Belichik look ...

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2 hours ago, Francisco 2.0 said:
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fuck yâall if you canât take a joke ...
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4 minutes ago, Mez2 said:
#blackvotesmatter
not just votes according to this "gentleman" ...
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13 hours ago, Gil Bang said:
I'm curious about the relationship between your kid and high school, and the fridge.
well, he wasnât stealing the cervesa ... heâs 33 now and a wine drinker, NTTAWWT.Â
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Last GE we bought didnât last too long.  Bought it in 2008 and had nothing but problems ... door water dispenser would freeze up; freezer coils would ice up because defrosting elements burned out; condenser fan burned out.
Going on 8 years with a Kitchen Aide we purchased from Oliver Dyers in Ft Worth.  Salesman sold it to us at 5% above cost because the lady that ordered it didnât like the style of the diamond-cut door handles.  Best fridge weâve owned since the top freezer Kenmore we bought new in 1976. Moved it into the garage as a beer fridge in 2000.  Finally died in summer of 2005 after my youngest graduated high school.






Carpetbagging weasel faced smarmy little bitch, Ted Cruz
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