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Steel Shank

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  1. On 9/8/2025 at 8:44 PM, Mittens said:

    ^^^ Had that exact thing happen to a chick I was dating close to 30 years ago.  We were having sex in the shower, the ceramic towel rack she was holding onto broke, and she fell onto the broken piece.  The cut looked exactly like that in style (is that the right word?), though much smaller - want to say is was like 15 stitches and almost straight up and down her spine, just above her ass.  Drove her boss's BMW to the ER, took forever for them to get her out of there, breakfast at Magnolia on Lake Austin Blvd as the sun came up.

    Were you able to nut your mangunk before you sought medical help? 

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  2. 5 hours ago, markstanco said:

    Whats wrong with a Tundra?  Good looking trucks.  Are they typically jerk drivers?  No idea. 

    They are all fine individuals. Some of them (case in point) enjoy copious amounts of Bud Light Lime. That's all.

    No need to get upset. Some of my best friends are Tundras.

  3. 4 hours ago, HornOnTheBayou said:

    The school I teach at has a growing Nepalese population. I met several of the moms at open house this year and they were all smoke shows. I just feel like the board needs to know about my new Nepalese fetish and this seems like the best thread to mention it.

    fuckin' a

  4. It is my dream that one day UT will be ranked higher than aggy in Harmon's rankings. It will mean we've finally arrived.

    Until then, I gently weep under my Winnie The Pooh blanket. 

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