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UnivTex34

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  1. 12 minutes ago, Slacks said:

    What's crazy is Ive meet icono in person...

    Icono is my brother, just like the most of the rest of you are... Sometimes our brothers say and do things we wouldn't say or do, and we can't quite understand why. 

    Good thing for him, and for us, is Trump ain't gonna do shit aside from blow a few dollars.

    @Slacks is a meth dealer? Who knew? 
     

    Don’t care still came.

     

    Homie, a piece of unsolicited advice, don’t stan for fascists. He’s not even the fascist in name only like most right wingers claim, he’s an actual, self proclaimed fascist. Posted multiple times, on this site. He supports people that want to, and given the opportunity will return slavery to the US, and amazingly deport his fascist ass back to Iran. And if you claim he is just trolling, well, he should be ejected to the sun just as quickly if he is an actual fascist. 
     

    just Stop.

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  2. 22 minutes ago, pantone159 said:

    Straight out of central casting. It is a seriously strong list though. As much as I love Ricky he is no better than #5 on that list, Earl, Nolan, Hakeem, and Walter all have to be ahead. Herschel is in last place on that list for being a dipshit but that still isn't a bad last place.

     

    What is great, no matter the fan of the team you are arguing with, there is a great 34 in their teams history. Or their team is apgarbage enough not to argue with.

  3. 1 minute ago, wildcat09 said:

    While we're at it, c'mon out of hiding TTom, you crazy motherfucker. Where's my reckoning? You've been promising it for damned near a goddamned decade.

    I'm gonna see if I can drink more scotch tonight than I did on election night 2016.

    I’ve killed a fifth of rye and helped the wife kill 2 bottles of champagne. Had some Waygu steaks for dinner. It’s fucking celebrating time. Drink up my friend. Have 3 for me.

    Just now, Macklemore said:

    I’ll be here win or lose election night. Y’all enjoy the circle jerk.

    You are the circle jerk expert. Can I get some gummies instead of meth though?

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  4. 3 minutes ago, Born to Run said:
    24 minutes ago, UnivTex34 said:
    I might have a son Named Nolan. 

    Hat tip, I'd buy you a beer at Globe Life.

    Mea culpa. You can buy me one at the Juice Box next time the good guys are in town.

  5. 2 minutes ago, Born to Run said:

    He should have been an Astro forever. That stros gm broke my heart as a kid. I have at least one Nolan Ryan card from every year of his career up to 89.Rangers fan, so he's an asshole riding the high of recent success.

    I’ve suffered for 36 years of failure and bad baseball. You will give me my 12 month victory lap. We had to listen to your trash can beating ass for longer.

     

    but back on topic. 34 is a great number. The best number. Many people come up to me daily and say it’s a perfect number.

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  6. Just now, Rimbo said:

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    34 just ain't aggy's number

    Well Nolan isn’t an aggy. Although he did play for the MLB equivalent for a few years. Must suck for you that he chose to go into the Hall with Texas on his chest and not his hometown team. 
     

    Ricky is my 2nd fav number 34. Another great 34 with Texas on his chest.

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  7. Just now, Rimbo said:

    now why you'd have to go and do that

    why couldn't you have put on a RICKY jersey instead?

    Lots of fantastic folks wore 34. Greats.

     

    but it had to be the best. So the best ever will have to do.

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  8. I have an e-bike I ride to the grocery store and to pick up the kiddo from daycare. Have considered riding to campus, where I work from South Austin, but for all the fucking bike lanes they have installed in this city, there are not any that make any goddamn sense to allow people to move from the neighborhoods on the fringe of the city to downtown/campus areas. I’ve mapped it out multiple times, and my 10 mile commute by truck would be almost 18 miles each way by bike if I’m only using bike lanes, and 11 of that is east and west, when I’m on a straight line down Lamar/manchaca from campus. It’s fucking stupid and perfectly Austin. 

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  9. 12 minutes ago, ChickenNuggets said:

    I am fully expecting to get flamed for this post... but.... (cringe) has anyone bought a William Henry pocketknife and felt it was worth it? I kinda want a FU pocketknife to carry for dressier occasions.

    Chris Reeve Mnandi has been my suit knife for a decade now. 
     

    If I were you, I’d find a maker I love/trusted and buy commission something custom.

     

    WH does very little for me.

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  10. 16 hours ago, KaiserSoze said:

    Bad ass, that's a beautiful stretch. I believe my last time to paddle that was with the Shaggy Flotilla. Good times. 

    We need to get the flotilla going again. Before the river dries up. Great float yesterday, and the kiddo is hooked. That heat was oppressive though. 

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