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Clackles

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  1. I am frequently subjected to others’ music at work.  Im an old man music douchebag.  I don’t like myself for it and I’m trying to work on it.  But over and over, a song comes on that makes me want to tear off my ears, I ask who it is, and it’s always Maroon 5.  Always.  Fuck Maroon 5.

  2. 1 hour ago, conVINCEd said:

    I drop it into neutral and gun the engine if one of these fucksticks is in the front yard when I drive by.  I don’t speed in residential neighborhoods, but fuck the people who feel the need to put a stupid fucking sign like that in their yard.

    Let me be the first to say Fuuuuuuuck You you fucking toolbag.

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  3. I can’t imagine what 0-200 in 10.86s would feel like.

    I googled fastest to 200, apparently the prior holder was the Henessey Venom at 14s.  Also showed some rocket car the size of a train engine that does it in 9s.

    Now we just need Richard Hammond to drive it off a cliff.

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  4. Any recs for core aeration and top dressing service that can come to the Montrose Houston area?  I’m in a new house with 2 year old St Aug sod laid on clay.  Only about 2000sf.

    Chinch bugs got a big patch pretty bad last summer so doing bifen granules, but hoping aeration will also help.

    I suspect the satisfaction of a job well done will not justify the labor and headache of machine rental and compost transport required for this one.

  5. On 1/29/2023 at 4:00 PM, Reynolds Woodcock said:

    I mean is it “pretentious” to run credits before a film as a nod to the unthanked industry of people it takes to uphold a person of power (like a Lydia Tar)?

    God, I can imagine some meeting where the show runners are slobbering all over themselves to make this very argument while wondering if their latte actually contains the vegan, virgin, organic, fair trade oat milk they ordered.  Tar is the Niles Crane of movies.

    I couldn’t look away from EEAAO.  Definitely my favorite movie of the year.

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  6. On 9/17/2022 at 1:46 PM, billfromlaketravis said:
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    I liked it? Probably not a rewatchable for me, but a pretty solid film. Peacock labeled it as a comedy. Dafuq? Bernie is a comedy. This was not a comedy. 

    Terrific cast. I really like Boyd Holbrook, Granny from Friday Night Lights, and Gerri from Succession. Funny cameo in the opening scene. BJ Novak was OK. 

    I think there was too much Kutcher. He was great in the studio scene. I probably would have cut the coffee chat. Hide the football a little. 

    Of course. They shot the entire movie in New Mexico. 

    I openly wonder if Tom Brown's Body was an inspiration for Novak during his writing process. It's Skip Hollandsworth's podcast about the death of Canadian High School student Tom Brown. 

    Non-spoiler, I haven't seen a gun rack in a truck in 20 years. It looks redneck/Texas on film, but it's no longer practical. Super awesome way to get your truck broken into. I know some guys that won't put camo hats on their dashboard because they're worried thieves will think there's a gun in the truck. And there usually is, this is Texas after all. 

    You’re 0/2 on this thread city slicker.

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  7. 6 hours ago, Porterhouse said:

    What’s admirable is to use the resources God gave you in the most expeditious manner possible.

    I haven’t kept up with all the back and forth in this thread but holy hell, what’s the point if this is one side of the argument.  God gave us stuff to light on fire, and we get paid to light it on fire, so let’s light it all on fire!

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  8. 4 hours ago, BrickTop said:

    Had a buddy who came down with this after some cunnilingus with a stripper, ended up having to be intubated because those sores were in his airway.

    This is one of those statements that, on the surface, provides amusement, but if thought about for too long provides only horror and a morbid curiosity to know what a person who has been intubated in the icu due to infectious complications from chowing a stripper can possibly look/be like.  How do you recover from that in any social circle.

    I expect many “cast the first stone” replies.

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