Clackles
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There’s some irony in the guy complaining about the exploding crime in Houston in a thread about a nonsensical brutal assault also threatening to choke someone out internet tough guy style.
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If I had any computer skills, I’d make a .gif showing one of those scenes from the Vietnam war with dense, green jungle that then explodes in a carpet-bomb of napalm, followed by the words “SLORCH’D”. But I have no such skills.
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As a skier, I’ve always preferred sunrises.
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I think I’d get great entertainment out of watching @hullabelew navigating the whims of his hard-of-hearing wife.
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Having seen some of your posting history, I don’t think this is going to go very well for you.
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I’m sure he’d rather have the broken leg back.
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Today I learned that New York and Beijing are on the exact same latitude. Seems interesting that that exact latitude is also the border of possible landing.
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10 minutes ago, immortal13 said:
He put it on his own Facebook page.
Sold. Might have well come straight from The Lancet.
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Did I hear Granny say she got them yellow tops?
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On 1/7/2021 at 2:22 PM, NeverMarryAStripper said:
I just assumed they were at all locations. I only go to the one right across the freeway from me that I pass every morning on the way to drop my daughter off at school and they have them. Every morning two glazed and a ham and cheese for her and two Big Earls for me
Holy shit. That’s 1020 calories, 2358mg sodium, and 82g carbohydrates for you. 740 calories, 1082mg sodium, 79g carbohydrates for her. To start the day. Every morning.
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9 minutes ago, midtown said:
I've bought stuff I actually need but never get around to buying.
This. Jesus I’m stingy when sober.
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2 hours ago, strangulation! said:
i thought about @ing him, but decided against it.
that would have been a bridge too far.
I wish you would raise your standards and stop going for the low-hanging fruit.
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There’s never been a more “username checks out” post than that. Incredible.
Bernard
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6 hours ago, longhornmatt said:
and which, according to Google, doesn’t even allow hard liquor sales on Sundays
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On 5/24/2020 at 4:57 PM, dcbc said:
Yeah, it's the recreational version of a racing ski. All wooden. 7' long. Side cut is about 1.5" or so. 150' line and 45 or mph. Big carving turns. You barely can hear the boat. Chop is not really an issue either. Bought it back when they were a lot cheaper from the looks of his website. Whole lot of fun.
What lake are you on? We’d probably be carving from shore to shore on my stretch of LBJ with that line. Sounds like a lot of fun though.
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20 hours ago, XYZ said:
I’ll pay you for your time.
Ohh yeah you will. You’ll get billed half an hour just for the PM reply on this site.
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Over-laid seems like the way to go.
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3 hours ago, troph said:
I live with a steep driveway and on Mercedes an Tahoe before that I had to replace breaks once per year
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Next you’ll tell us the yearly brake jobs cost $8k.
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4 minutes ago, Jameslaw121 said:
yeah. I suck at that. I'm also old enough not to really care about it though
I hope I never get that old.
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And there it is. Playin’ the long game. Impressive.
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25 minutes ago, Armybrat said:
chewy pralines
I first read chewy panties.
You should get Mrs. Brat some chewy panties.
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22 hours ago, sidis said:
i swear to god, i would be willing to deal with another season of beck and orlando if it meant you were never allowed to start another thread.
I check back in on this thread regularly to make sure this perfect response is getting the rep it deserves.
Put in the big hole and gouge on it (truck driver check in)
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These pun tropes are really getting old, spice it up a little bit.