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Clackles

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  1. 34 minutes ago, Hanrahan said:

    Couldn’t decide which thread this best fits but it goes here. 10 year old is eating dinner and watching tv. He has his hand down his pants (that trait comes from my side of the family). Goes something like this:

     

    Wife: what are you doing? Why is your hand down your pants?

     

    Kid: dumb look

     

    Wife: You’re eating. That’s gross. You’re putting your hands on your private parts and then eating food. You can get sick with the germs.

     

    Kid: Removes hands from pants.

     

    A few minutes later, with the kid out of earshot.

     

    Wife: Don’t you think that’s dirty? Eating after having your hands on your junk?

     

    Me: deadpan

     

    Wife: I think it’s gross.

     

    Me: You know you skip the whole middle part of that process from time to time.

     

    Wife: deadpan

     

    Me: You put my penis in your mouth.

     

    Wife: (hamster wheel turning) Well maybe I won’t do that anymore!

     

    Clackles:  deadpan

  2. Aston is crushing Geneva this year with the Valkyrie and the 003.  Aero and tech that I never would have guessed Aston would be putting out there.  The Valkyrie front splitter is straight out of F1.  I’m sure the Red Bull Racing collab has a lot to do with it.

  3. 5 minutes ago, CoTex said:

    I sailed across the Atlantic with a 6 hour stop in Horta.  Boston to Bristol - 29 days.

    Find an opportunity to do 3-6 days offshore before you make any large commitment to circumnavigating - having been offshore on a boat a lot, I can say it’s different than you imagine.  You sleep in 2-4 hour spurts and shot always breaks when you’re sleeping and it’s dark.

     

    oh, and g650 - shut the fuck up about 29 days, in advance.  I know that’s slow.  It was a traditionally rigged vessel full of beer and it just wouldn’t go upwind.

    I, for one, would like more detail on this booze-laden crawl across the Atlantic.

  4. SVJ still the fastest street legal production car lap.  Crazy how much faster these road legal cars are getting after the 918 Spyder record looked like it would last a long time only 5 years ago.  I don’t understand how that ALA wing works, but it sure as shit seems like it works.

  5. On 2/6/2019 at 4:09 PM, Bat Guano said:

    After I take a shit at work, and I'm putting my phone back in my pocket, I have an inordinate fear of dropping the phone in the toilet.

    My concern level is higher for this when removing the phone from my pocket during the approach-n-spin maneuver.  The urgency of the situation increases the likelihood that an error is made.

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