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On 5/16/2019 at 11:09 AM, Doc Reeves said:
Notably, the language is entirely lacking capital letters
Sooo, Gandorf?
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Anybody have details on what happened to Renault? Seemed like an almost simultaneous failure.
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34 minutes ago, Hanrahan said:
Couldn’t decide which thread this best fits but it goes here. 10 year old is eating dinner and watching tv. He has his hand down his pants (that trait comes from my side of the family). Goes something like this:
Wife: what are you doing? Why is your hand down your pants?
Kid: dumb look
Wife: You’re eating. That’s gross. You’re putting your hands on your private parts and then eating food. You can get sick with the germs.
Kid: Removes hands from pants.
A few minutes later, with the kid out of earshot.
Wife: Don’t you think that’s dirty? Eating after having your hands on your junk?
Me: deadpan
Wife: I think it’s gross.
Me: You know you skip the whole middle part of that process from time to time.
Wife: deadpan
Me: You put my penis in your mouth.
Wife: (hamster wheel turning) Well maybe I won’t do that anymore!
Clackles: deadpan
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Aston is crushing Geneva this year with the Valkyrie and the 003. Aero and tech that I never would have guessed Aston would be putting out there. The Valkyrie front splitter is straight out of F1. I’m sure the Red Bull Racing collab has a lot to do with it.
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McDotard Jr 2020!
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6 minutes ago, Bullneck said:
Should be in the Holy Shit thread.
It is indeed a holey shitter.
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1 hour ago, El Diablo said:
That's a lot of juice. TWSS.
It’s piss.
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16 minutes ago, TrashMaster G said:
The whole risk/reward balance is soooo out of whack on this.
But think of all the twitter followers bro.
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10 minutes ago, DigglerontheHoof said:
I don't think she's a virgin....could be wrong, though.
I’m off to review the video evidence to be sure.
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On 2/21/2019 at 4:43 PM, BourbonTahoe said:
I have never gone, but by the time I got there a few years ago..
Wat.gif
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5 minutes ago, CoTex said:
I sailed across the Atlantic with a 6 hour stop in Horta. Boston to Bristol - 29 days.
Find an opportunity to do 3-6 days offshore before you make any large commitment to circumnavigating - having been offshore on a boat a lot, I can say it’s different than you imagine. You sleep in 2-4 hour spurts and shot always breaks when you’re sleeping and it’s dark.
oh, and g650 - shut the fuck up about 29 days, in advance. I know that’s slow. It was a traditionally rigged vessel full of beer and it just wouldn’t go upwind.
I, for one, would like more detail on this booze-laden crawl across the Atlantic.
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Nice looking Michelin tire too. I guess I didn’t know they made a tire with tread that aggressive.
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SVJ still the fastest street legal production car lap. Crazy how much faster these road legal cars are getting after the 918 Spyder record looked like it would last a long time only 5 years ago. I don’t understand how that ALA wing works, but it sure as shit seems like it works.
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I have this recipe called re-refried beans with bacon that I can tell you about.
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^ I feel the need to know how far away the farm is, for perspective.
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1 hour ago, Walden Ponderer said:
Give her something dumb.
Like climbing on top of her for the 10th time in a week after 27 years of marriage?
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To be fair...
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On 2/6/2019 at 4:09 PM, Bat Guano said:
After I take a shit at work, and I'm putting my phone back in my pocket, I have an inordinate fear of dropping the phone in the toilet.
My concern level is higher for this when removing the phone from my pocket during the approach-n-spin maneuver. The urgency of the situation increases the likelihood that an error is made.
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4 minutes ago, DCA_HORN said:
I'm going to say there is a high level of correlation between sock shoe sock shoe and those who will someday murder their family.
FIFY
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Anybody check flightaware to make sure they weren’t just drawing a big “extended-range” dick over the Pacific?
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‘Splosions! I’ll be seeing that.
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On 1/24/2019 at 3:12 PM, Fud said:
You Were Never Really Here- 10/10
Watched it based on this recommendation. Fantastic. Thanks.
Wives and the Stupid Shit They Say/Do
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They look all right to me.