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  1. 3 hours ago, YGIFS said:

    I don't know if I subconsciously said something one day to my oldest.Β  But as a kid, one of my intellectual preoccupations was trying to figure out how certain waning signs/labels came to be?Β  I didn't understand at that young age that most are the result of some codicil of a class action lawsuit to prevent future damages.Β  But I would make up stories in my head about what had to have transpired to lead to that warning sign/notice.Β  But a few days ago, we're walking through Lowe's and there was some sign about the forklift battery in the lawn section.Β  And she just riffed on why somebody would want to touch a forklift battery with wet hands.Β  And I thought of that Akryod sketch on SNL where he's selling toys, "Hey kid, be careful...broken glass!"Β  And in one instant i was so proud of her inquisitive reasoning, remembering that sketch, and thinking back to my childhood tendency to figure out what led to signs like these.Β  And I just cracked up and saw right into the center of creation.Β  But turns out the fucking mulch as not the advertised sale price, dammit!Β Β 

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    I have always been interested in perusing a comprehensive collection of the strangest, silliest, and most fucked up warning stickers featuring that one generic humanoid that's always getting fucked up in exciting and novel ways.

    He's the world's biggest moron, and yet, he's apparently indestructible.Β 

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  2. Wordle 1,048 4/6

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  4. 3 hours ago, TrashMaster G said:

    I don't even want to know what kind of whacked-out crazy is in that dude's head.

    I would watch weekly episodes of a TV show featuring nothing but this guy fucking up transactions and social interactions.Β 

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  5. We were playing PokΓ©mon Go yesterday and driving around in a caravan to get perfect specimens (caught 6 hundo Bellsprouts...) and Sir Mix-A-Lot's Baby Got Back came on the radio.Β 

    We talked about the importance of not using words that we didn't know the meaning of, and about situational contexts of appropriateness.Β 

    Later in the day, a somewhat similar sounding song came on the radio, and Doomlet asked, "Dad, is this Dr. Mix-A-Lot again?"Β 

    *Bask in jealousy, fellow nerds...

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  6. 3 hours ago, NeverMarryAStripper said:

    Shart = combination of the words shit and fart. Β A liter of diarrhea in your pansy ass Β bIke outfit belongs in the I fucking shit myself thread.

    It was a well told I fucking shit myself story though

    "I shit myself" stories are always welcome here, too. In some ways, it's a distinction without a difference...Β 

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