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  1. Fuck touchscreen ordering in the goatass.
  2. Wordle 901 4/6 🟩⬜🟩⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟩⬜🟩🟨⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 Daily Quordle 682 7️⃣5️⃣ 8️⃣4️⃣ m-w.com/games/quordle/ 🟩⬜⬜🟨⬜ 🟩⬜⬜🟨⬜ ⬜🟨⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟨 🟩⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟩⬜⬜🟨⬜ 🟩⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟩🟩⬜⬜⬜ 🟩⬜⬜⬜🟨 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩⬜🟩🟨🟨 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩⬜🟨⬜🟨 🟩⬜🟩⬜🟩 ⬜⬜⬜🟨⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟩⬜🟨⬜🟨 🟩🟨🟩🟨🟩 🟩⬜🟨⬜🟨 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟨⬜⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ Connections Puzzle #179 🟨🟨🟨🟨 🟦🟦🟦🟦 🟩🟩🟩🟩 πŸŸͺπŸŸͺπŸŸͺπŸŸͺ
  3. Bull-fucking-shit. Dude looks like he's undead these days. He didn't look like a ghoul in 1983.
  4. Wordle 900 5/6 ⬜⬜⬜🟨⬜ ⬜🟨⬜⬜🟨 🟨🟨⬜🟨⬜ ⬜🟩⬜🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 Daily Quordle 681 9️⃣3️⃣ 8️⃣πŸŸ₯ m-w.com/games/quordle/ 🟩🟩⬜⬜⬜ ⬜🟨⬜🟨🟨 ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟨 ⬜⬜⬜🟩🟨 ⬜🟨⬜⬜🟨 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜⬜🟨⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜⬜🟨⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟨🟩⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜🟨⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜🟨⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜🟨⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟩🟩⬜🟩🟩 ⬜⬜🟨⬜⬜ 🟩🟩⬜🟩🟩 ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜⬜⬜🟨⬜ Connections Puzzle #178 πŸŸͺπŸŸͺπŸŸͺπŸŸͺ 🟨🟩🟨🟨 🟨🟨🟨🟨 🟦🟦🟦🟦 🟩🟩🟩🟩
  5. Wordle 899 4/6 ⬜⬜⬜🟩⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟨 ⬜⬜🟨🟩⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 Daily Quordle 680 5️⃣8️⃣ 3️⃣7️⃣ m-w.com/games/quordle/ ⬜⬜⬜🟩⬜ 🟩⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟨🟨⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜🟨⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟨 🟩⬜🟩⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩⬜⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜🟨🟨⬜🟨 🟩⬜🟩⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜🟩⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟨 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟨⬜⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩⬜🟩🟩🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 Connections Puzzle #177 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟦🟦🟦🟦 πŸŸͺπŸŸͺπŸŸͺπŸŸͺ 🟨🟨🟨🟨
  6. I don't mind, but given that the deadline has typically been some time in the first week of January, I envision a lot of late entry disqualfications this round.
  7. Wordle 898 3/6 🟨⬜⬜⬜🟩 🟨⬜⬜⬜🟨 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 Daily Quordle 679 3️⃣7️⃣ 5️⃣8️⃣ m-w.com/games/quordle/ 🟩⬜⬜⬜🟨 ⬜⬜🟩🟨⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟨 ⬜⬜🟨⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜⬜⬜🟨⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟨⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜⬜🟩🟨🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜⬜⬜🟩⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜🟩⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜🟩⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜🟩⬜🟩🟩 ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩⬜⬜⬜🟨 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟨 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 Connections Puzzle #176 🟨🟨🟨🟨 🟦🟦🟦🟦 🟩🟩🟩🟩 πŸŸͺπŸŸͺπŸŸͺπŸŸͺ
  8. He didn't know the word for "hairdresser" so he referred to them as "the hair dentist."
  9. Wordle 896 5/6 ⬜⬜🟨🟨⬜ 🟨⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜🟨⬜🟨🟩 🟨🟩🟨⬜🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 Daily Quordle 677 3️⃣5️⃣ 4️⃣7️⃣ m-w.com/games/quordle/ ⬜⬜🟨⬜🟩 ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜🟨⬜🟨 ⬜🟨🟩⬜🟨 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟨⬜⬜🟨⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜🟨⬜⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜🟨⬜🟨⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜🟩⬜🟩⬜ 🟨⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜🟨⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟨🟨🟨⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 Connections Puzzle #174 🟨🟨🟨🟨 🟩🟩🟩🟩 πŸŸͺπŸŸͺπŸŸͺπŸŸͺ 🟦🟦🟦🟦
  10. Summer tires perform better than all-seasons (by a long shot) during the warmer months but turn into rock-hard hockey pucks around 40Β°. I heartily and emphatically recommend the Michelin Pilot Sport line. There are all-season tires that are a mediocre compromise between summer and winter tires. We don't have permanent snow or ice in Chicago, so I actually use all-seasons rather than true winter tires from about Thanksgiving until Easter, give or take. True winter tires/snow tires give very good grip in snow and ice but will deteriorate quickly if driven on regular (i.e., not snowy or icy) roads. If going the true snow tire route, it's also beneficial to try to use a narrower wheel than stock to increase grip in slippery conditions. Edit: most people don't know any better, and some do but don't give a shit, so the overwhelming majority of people in Chicago just rock the same set of uniformly mediocre all season tires year round. It's not as critical to switch here as in other areas with more severe winters.
  11. I'm pot committed with four sets of their tires right now, but I would happily tell Discount Tire to fuck off forever if such a service was available near me.
  12. Enraging. They want to pester us incessantly about shit ahead of time, then they should be ready when we arrive on time. I just swapped out my summer tires and wheels for my winters, and I got like three emails and five texts from Discount Tire to confirm my appointment over the span of four days, and the fucking assholes still had me waiting for almost an hour and a half past my appointment time before they actually got to work, and then they fucked up the hub rings, so I had to wait another 15 minutes after they first "finished" the job. It turned into an almost two hour timesuck, and the sumbitches have the gall to talk up how booking appointments online saves time. Don't sell me the fucking tires if you're going to waste my time completing the services I paid a premium for down the line. Pretty salty that those buttdicks have bought out Tire Rack, so now they have even less incentive not to suck.
  13. Wordle 895 4/6 ⬜⬜🟨🟨🟨 ⬜🟩⬜⬜⬜ ⬜🟩🟨🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 Daily Quordle 676 3️⃣8️⃣ 7️⃣6️⃣ m-w.com/games/quordle/ ⬜⬜⬜🟨🟨 ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟨⬜⬜⬜🟨 ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜🟩⬜🟩🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩⬜🟨⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜⬜⬜🟩🟨 ⬜🟨⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜🟨⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟨⬜⬜🟨🟨 ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟨🟨⬜🟨⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ Connections Puzzle #173 πŸŸͺπŸŸͺπŸŸͺπŸŸͺ 🟨🟨🟨🟨 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟦🟦🟦🟦
  14. Wordle 894 3/6 🟨⬜🟨🟨⬜ 🟩⬜⬜🟩⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 Daily Quordle 675 7️⃣8️⃣ 6️⃣5️⃣ m-w.com/games/quordle/ ⬜⬜🟨⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜🟨⬜⬜⬜ 🟨🟨⬜🟨⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟩 ⬜⬜🟨⬜⬜ ⬜🟨⬜🟨⬜ ⬜⬜⬜🟩⬜ 🟩🟨⬜⬜⬜ 🟨🟨⬜⬜⬜ 🟨🟨⬜⬜⬜ 🟩⬜🟨⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟨⬜🟨⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜⬜🟨⬜🟨 ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟩 🟨⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜🟨⬜⬜🟨 🟨🟨🟩🟨⬜ 🟨⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟨 ⬜⬜🟩🟨🟩 ⬜🟨⬜⬜🟨 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ Connections Puzzle #172 πŸŸͺπŸŸͺπŸŸͺπŸŸͺ 🟨🟨🟨🟨 🟦🟦🟦🟦 🟩🟩🟩🟩
  15. The homies are dipshits for not popping off the child safety guard.
  16. Wordle 893 5/6 🟩⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜🟨⬜ 🟩⬜🟨⬜⬜ 🟩🟨⬜🟩🟨 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 Daily Quordle 674 8️⃣7️⃣ 5️⃣6️⃣ m-w.com/games/quordle/ ⬜⬜🟩⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜🟨⬜⬜🟨 ⬜🟨⬜⬜🟨 ⬜⬜🟨⬜⬜ ⬜⬜🟨⬜⬜ ⬜⬜🟨⬜⬜ ⬜⬜🟨⬜⬜ 🟨⬜🟨⬜🟨 🟨⬜🟨⬜⬜ ⬜⬜🟨⬜⬜ ⬜⬜🟨🟩⬜ ⬜🟨⬜⬜🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜⬜🟨⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟨 ⬜🟨⬜⬜🟨 🟨⬜⬜⬜🟨 🟨⬜🟩⬜⬜ ⬜🟩🟩🟨⬜ ⬜⬜🟩⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜⬜🟩⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 Connections Puzzle #171 🟦πŸŸͺ🟦🟦 🟩🟩🟩🟩 πŸŸͺπŸŸͺπŸŸͺπŸŸͺ 🟨🟨🟨🟨 🟦🟦🟦🟦
  17. I'm not certain that it's possible (or appropriate?) to describe degrees of sexual orientation with superlatives, but I suspect that this guy from the Cabenuva commercial (promoting an HIV-related pharmaceutical product) might be the gayest person on the planet. If that guy is actually straight, he needs to win an Oscar.
  18. Relatively tame batch of Internet searches this time around, but a few sequences that made me chuckle.
  19. Also colloquially known as the BjΓΆrk Button.
  20. Wordle 892 3/6 🟩🟩🟨⬜⬜ 🟩🟩⬜🟨⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 Daily Quordle 673 8️⃣4️⃣ 7️⃣6️⃣ m-w.com/games/quordle/ 🟨⬜🟨⬜⬜ ⬜🟨🟩⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜🟨⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟨 🟨⬜⬜⬜🟩 🟩⬜🟨⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟨 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟨 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜⬜🟩⬜🟨 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟨⬜🟨⬜🟨 ⬜🟨🟨⬜⬜ ⬜🟩⬜⬜⬜ 🟨🟨⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜🟨⬜🟩 🟨🟩🟩⬜🟩 ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟩 ⬜⬜⬜🟩🟩 ⬜⬜🟨⬜🟩 ⬜🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩⬜🟨⬜🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ Connections Puzzle #170 🟨🟨🟨🟨 🟦🟦🟦🟦 🟩🟩🟩🟩 πŸŸͺπŸŸͺπŸŸͺπŸŸͺ
  21. I can't imagine that any of these will sell for only $700 like they estimate.
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