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Prepuce of Doom

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  1. Got a frantic call to come meet him near the playground in order to remedy an emergency. This is all because he thought he needed to bring a granola bar, water, and Band-Aids with him to go ride bikes for an hour.
  2. The T-Mobile commercial where Billy Bob Thornton says "opened a can of whoop-up" is embarrassing in a dozen different ways.
  3. Stoked for you. Drive really fast and avoid the police.
  4. She can give head without using her mouth.
  5. A colleague of mine wears the most dizzyingly overcomplicated Navitimer, and I don't know him well enough to ask just how the fuck his brain works such that it is a pleasant and easy way for him to check the time, because he's sure as shit not using the astrolabe complication and whatever the fuck else to navigate the universe.
  6. I wouldn't pay $44 for that.
  7. Obviously there's no master scorekeeper here, but who thinks they're in the lead right now?
  8. John Player-ish Ford GT.
  9. You will eventually. It's spreading like wildfire among people who just latch onto and parrot each other's nonsense in order to affect an image.
  10. I'm really tired of people who think it's funny or edgy or cool to refer to a can of Diet Coke as a "fridge cigarette."
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  12. Not everyone owns a cat with USB ports.
  13. Goddamn, that was a fun final stint. Rasmussen was really mellow and friendly. Buxton as well. If you're ever taking a kid to a race, the IndyCar Rookies program is a tremendous value for the $50ish annual cost.
  14. We can't say anything for certain until we see what's going on underneath...
  15. I just felt a few sprinkles.
  16. Throwing the yellow was disrespectful of that save.
  17. This facility is wonderful, except for the total lack of a scoring pylon. The TV screen on pit lane is all the reference we have. There are two other such screens at T1 and T4.
  18. This caught my eye yesterday.
  19. I live in Illinois, so it's going to be extra confusing for my audience.
  20. I don't know what the specific occasion will be, but I'm looking forward to trying to wedge "fucked like a house cat in Illinois" into polite conversation.
  21. Based on a recent and traumatic experience, I shall now refer to "Raising Cane's" as "Lowering Cables" from now on. Sheesh. #BidetThreadIsThatWay
  22. Yeah, it's weirdly tall and bulbous, though at least it's got smoothly rounded "edges" so it doesn't really get caught in/on cuffs. I don't wear mine very often either, but occasionally it's the perfect watch for the occasion.
  23. My archnemeses!!!
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