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Prepuce of Doom

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  1. I made it my New Year's resolution one year to send back every single postage paid postcard or envelope that I received via unsolicited marketing efforts (never with my own information, of course.) Some envelopes contained boogers, belly button lint, and/or pubes; others contained crude notes, some were empty, and many contained fragments/shreddings of each other's return materials. It was gratifying in a delightfully petty way for a while, and then it eventually got pretty tedious. I think that I made it to around October before abandoning the project.
  2. Well, like the gorilla, Tyson also knows how to use his teeth...
  3. I think the only way the men win is if they are committed to taking one for the team and literally all pile on top of the gorilla to smother it to death.
  4. Why would he use my garage code?
  5. I would prefer if the warty gourds currently rotting in my back yard were in charge of the free world.
  6. Meat Clown.
  7. I also see lots beauticians and various wellness spas, not coincidentally also in the bullshit industry.
  8. Your bartender is dumb.
  9. I'm reminded of him every time I jerk off at the movies.
  10. The smoothbrains who need a photo need it to post and gloat about on social media.
  11. I don't disagree with your general point, but Jordan's shot was a game- (and championship) winning shot from one of the best games of all time, and LeBron's was just a routine jumper that happened to break the all-time scoring record. I'm sure plenty of shitheads would have had their phones out if such a thing was possible in 1998, but the circumstances of each picture are quite different.
  12. What's the deal with the patch that looks like a flag?
  13. And that monkey's name? Kevin.
  14. The biggest twist so far for me is that Harry wasn't on speakerphone with Richie Stevenson holding a gun to his (or his daughter's) head during the whole celebratory "he bought it" business.
  15. These pictures have pretty strong La Cienega, Robertson, Pico-ish vibes. How close am I?
  16. I am not behind in watching the show, but I sure would be annoyed with the content of the commercials airing during what seems like every commercial break of the NBA playoffs if I hadn't seen episode 2 yet.
  17. That person should be either arrested or murdered, depending on sobriety.
  18. They had a large porta potty on set just now.
  19. NOLA gonna NOLA, of course, but if a person wanted to frustrate Precheck users to the point of inducing them to additionally pay up for Clear, they would probably come up with a setup pretty similar to the Precheck lanes at MSY.
  20. Can someone please remind me whether there's some kind of "hive mind" or shared consciousness/awareness among the infected? If so, do we know how it works, or any other (non-spoiler) details? Or do they all just respond to stimuli in consist and predictable ways?
  21. It's really even worse than that, given that same character was a child in the previous season. I never understood Gamergate at the time, but I'm starting to get it now. Fucking weirdos.
  22. Markwayne. Get the fuck out of her with that cop-out of a name. Michaeljeff. Stuartkeith. Curtisfrank.
  23. Buy her the automatic if you don't trust your ability to teach her a manual transmission.
  24. The "A" also stands for Fuck the Haters.
  25. This is the first one of these I've seen that doesn't feature a Nissan key fob.
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