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Prepuce of Doom

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  1. Seems to me you need to let ~47 of them go.
  2. It's a show set in the universe of what a strange ten-year-old thinks it must be like to be an adult.
  3. Only if the ledge holds until the 2052 election or beyond...
  4. I shit you not, he wanted to talk about career possibilities over dinner tonight. He was all about identifying the job with the most money and the least work. Options I can recall he pondered include NBA player, YouTube personality known for sitting on the couch and playing video games, grocery store worker, and unspecified musician. He doesn't play anything, but he has a very good ear like his mother and aunt and they're both skilled musicians, so I've long believed that this is where his bread may be buttered once he gets introduced to/interested in an instrument. Oh, and he also mused about becoming president.
  5. "I'm a really fast short distance runner. I think I could probably run 30 miles per hour for about 20 feet."
  6. Ninja, is that you?
  7. If you have Dish Network, I recommend you check out channel 115-08 - Holiday Remixed for music.
  8. FIFY
  9. I understand that it has an addictive, almost crack-like appeal.
  10. "Dad, start locking your car doors. Some homeless moron left his garbage in your car."
  11. It's a face of total panic, even when at rest.
  12. The Paul McCartney/Wings song. It's so goddamn long and terrible that it qualifies for this thread.
  13. He and I were kind of poking and needling each other and just being generally and intentionally obnoxious with each other - no real animus or spite behind it, at least until he inexplicably raised the stakes by pretending(?) to lock my phone by making repeated incorrect password guesses. Mrs. Doom had been pleading with both of us to just knock it off for a good while up until that point, so that was the immediate end to the shenanigans. We went on with our day, but the instant Mrs. Doom was out of earshot heading down the basement stairs ~30 minutes later, he immediately asked me, "you wanna fight? She's not here."
  14. What kind of degenerate buys used earbuds? Yuck.
  15. I wonder what the residents of "and surrounding" think about this.
  16. An old man (looks like Lute Olsen, except not dead) in my neighborhood has one of these (or some similar V12 of this era). He barely ever gets it above idle, at least whenever I've seen him, but it still sounds like magic whenever it passes by. And my contribution:
  17. I like to write "CAREFUL - THIS URINAL MAKES A MESS!" on them.
  18. Counterpoint: it's easier for old people to fuck in the back of a wagon than anywhere in any Z. Edit - sorry, I assumed that the Sportback was the name of the Buick wagon. It's not.
  19. Batmobile and 25 goth girlfriends.
  20. I don't know - I have given my dogs hundreds (thousands?) of Brown Helmets over the years.
  21. Surely you're savvy enough to know that this is just marketing-speak designed to appease wives before purchase and PI/PL attorneys after purchase.
  22. $33 on Amazon. I got a kick out of this particular thumbnail.
  23. That haircut makes his nose look big.
  24. If Willem Dafoe, Beavis, and Oscar the Grouch spawned.
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