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Prepuce of Doom

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  1. Each person looks untrustworthy in very different ways.
  2. Discontinuing the Bigfoot is one of the worst branding/merchandising decisions in history.
  3. Kuma's Corner for beer and a variety of metal and also food: https://kumascorner.com/indy/
  4. I'm not a doctor, but if your problem was caused by excess adrenaline, an EpiPen might be adding fuel to the fire. Also, just a heads up that your EpiPen has an expiration date, so enjoy the yearly expense.
  5. I hope you're right, but I don't know whether anyone can fill Mickey's shoes when it comes to Drums and Space.
  6. And if Lieutenant @shadow_operative2.0 doesn't clean up his insubordinate act, he's gonna be taken off the streets and chained to desk duty for a year, goddammit!
  7. Then I'm going to put my "Hook 'em" reaction back where it belongs.
  8. We're all just trying to get home to see our families at the end of each shift.
  9. They’re remarkable machines, and not like this has any basis in the current reality, but I would have to own a half dozen Paganis before I could get around to buying a Bugatti.
  10. Hey, no harm, no foul. People just want to close the case file and provide some much-needed closure to the family.
  11. Doomlet found the night vision scene uproarious, even though I suspect that at least parts/aspects of it were a little beyond his understanding.* The voiceovers about Pamela Anderson's butt were the funniest things in my opinion. *edit - he asked Mrs. Doom several times throughout the movie what "sperm" was. Made for an interesting walk to the car after the show...
  12. The passenger in the back seat of the police car appears to be un-handcuffed and casually enjoying the ride, so he's probably earned those comforts by snitching.
  13. Same. More than a little amused by some of the warnings on the box...
  14. Out of curiosity, how long has it been since you've watched Krull? It doesn't hold up well. Your memories are better than a re-watch...
  15. And once the project is complete, be sure to leave all the cones and shit in the median and on the shoulder for an extra six months so that the police can continue writing more profitable tickets for work zone violations.
  16. Drew Carey has done a masterful job replacing Bob Barker.
  17. Heat 2: Even Greater Ass
  18. Whatever you say, Trevor O.
  19. The pearl necklace(s) makes it classy. "all your volumizing needs"
  20. If we don't get a cause of death within the next two days, the chances of ever getting one will drop significantly.
  21. "I think I discovered how to levitate. If you can lift up your friend, and he can lift you up, you just lift each other up at the same time, and.....levitation!"
  22. Just shit on 'em like you're Dave Matthews.
  23. Having to forget my old credit card number and memorize a new one every 12-18 months. Citi is excellent at cockblocking legitimate purchases but not so good at stopping fraudulent ones. Uber ride home from the airport from a flight I paid for with their credit card? Very suspicious - can't allow that without verification. But $10k of bricks and landscaping materials in New Jersey? Not suspicious at all! Assholes.
  24. Unsolicited, unrelated to any current topic of conversation, and the first anyone had heard anything about the idea, "So when can I start buying low-quality items on Temu and then selling them to other people for higher prices?"
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