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Prepuce of Doom

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  1. I'm very sorry to hear about your remarkable string of bad luck misapplying both ketchup and mustard to your hotdogs at every single game left on the calendar.
  2. Am I the only one who fully expected the honey badger to come back for more?
  3. Good for David Cross. Edit - shit, not sure why I put this in this thread...
  4. I believe you in this case.
  5. I really enjoy motorsports, including NASCAR, but I haven't been able to give much of a shit about it this season, all due to various aspects of Trumpery. I get a weekly email from them asking about my thoughts on the previous weekend's races, and I told them to fuck off for good in the first survey post-Kirk. Amusingly enough, they also got a bunch of grief from the MAGA types for not airing the pre-race moment of silence. I knew that I'm not NASCAR's target demographic, but I just don't care to set my differences aside with those people any longer, even though we have enjoyment of motorsports in common. Fuck them in the goatass.
  6. And judging by the commercials, you're quite a dancer, too!
  7. Jesus Christ II: Again With This Guy???
  8. His password is somehow based on his ranking system and is therefore impossible to remember, making it functionally unrecoverable.
  9. Golf fight videos now make much more sense.
  10. I gave up golf once I realized that I didn't care to spend the time or money necessary to get to the skill level where I wouldn't hate it, and that was way back before Bluetooth was a thing, but do courses really allow this shit?
  11. You eat at Chipotle recently?
  12. Tactical parking.
  13. Yeah, that bugs me too.
  14. TPMS light = not the classic car thread! But it's hard to say. Are all three nails lin the exact same groove of the tire, or otherwise so uniform that it suggests deliberate damage? [edit - I see that you basically said as much. Can you give a little more detail about the uniformity?] I assume that your mother isn't a complete asshole who has petty enemies (this is spurned boyfriend shit, or maybe just asshole high school boys out wantonly vandalizing, etc.), and I would hope that she would remember a road rage incident severe enough that a person would go to that extent to retaliate. Unless there's some reason to suspect deliberate sabotage, I would be reluctant to conclude that's what happened. More likely than she drove through a place that had a bunch of nails - imagine a box of nails falling off a work truck. They're all going to scatter in much the same area, not each end up on the road miles apart.
  15. There's a similar ad running in Chicago where they basically say "attention Chicago police - if you're unsatisfied with having to at least superficially obey the law and protect the Constitution, then quit your job and join ICE." It's repugnant.
  16. Even the fortune cookie people are out on the ledge.
  17. I hate the voice of the voiceover woman in the Wendy's commercials. I also hate the substance of what she says - there's a purposeful simplemindedness to this latest moronic ad campaign. I'm sure it's effective for our populace though.
  18. There are only Little Debbie products in the photo, but Ding Dongs and Ho Hos still fuck. Nutty Bars also remain worth eating once every year or two.
  19. I'm surprised this hasn't happened yet.
  20. I don't remember him as being much of a ladies' man, just a heavy drinker. The poster I'm thinking of was a pretty rambunctious "drink anything, fuck anything" sort of young buck. Or at least the character he played on the Internet was.
  21. Your guess is as good as mine, but one thing seems certain - mommy liked to drink.
  22. Probably that kid from Kansas (Jayhawk something) who posted about all kinds of various mischief and sexual exploits.
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