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Prepuce of Doom

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Everything posted by Prepuce of Doom

  1. Your friend already has the toes of a corpse.
  2. I'm really fucking fed up with all these "if you need this XXX but you get that XXX" commercials for State Farm. I would like to figure out who exactly is to blame for this competitive race to the bottom for idiotic insurance commercials, go back in time, and kill their grandparents.
  3. What is the difference between the left setting (light bulb) and the right one (dawn/dusk)? Middle one (dark) is obviously different. I would prefer a setting where clickable things are a little more well-defined in terms of visible borders for where the "button" is, and an option to change the default font to something a little less tight and narrow might also be helpful, but as someone who is almost genetically predisposed to dislike format/interface changes, this seems far more seamless and nonintrusive than most such things, so thumbs up from this avowed change-hater.
  4. Doomlet's big ticket Christmas present this year was a 3D printer. The first thing he wanted to print with it? A human leg.
  5. Even worse than that dumb Honda commercial that's read forwards and backwards.
  6. The Kali/008/crust punks of vengeance storyline of Stranger Things S2 is intolerably bad.
  7. Been betting on these two on and off for decades. Don't waste your time.
  8. I don't generally have any issues with suspending disbelief when watching TV or movies, but I have a really hard time accepting that this tough-assed gang is primarily known for their deadly hats.
  9. Unless the control panel is usable when the door is open.
  10. I refuse to use them unless absolutely unavoidable.
  11. I guess our household was the only one who overestimated both the hangover from all the Kiffin bullshit and the competence of Tulane.
  12. Prepuce of Doom replied to Elvis's topic in Lulz
    Good call. It's fun, but I feel like it gradually loses appeal after extended gameplay, at least when playing with the exact same players each time.
  13. Sounds like you need to familiarize yourself with the benefits of a strategically placed fart.
  14. Enshittification.
  15. My right shoulder is still fucked up from the 2023 Burpee Challenge. Seems like the way I often sleep has something to do with it, and I aggravated it shoveling snow a few weeks ago. Getting old sucks.
  16. 126 Northpoint Drive Houston, TX 77060
  17. Maybe you should mail him a turd.
  18. Jack Roush is unkillable.
  19. Those assholes got at least one thing right when they named it "Windows."
  20. Prepuce of Doom replied to Elvis's topic in Lulz
    Not exactly the spirit of the thread, but Mrs. Doom, the Doomlet, and I play a lot of open-handed Uno. Don't know how it would translate to larger groups, but for three, it's a fun variation and allows for a good bit of strategy.
  21. Status update. They've been covered in snow since around Thanksgiving. I suspect it's going to be a pledge class of just one - the Big Green Mutant (note the mouth full of snow).
  22. Plane owned by Greg Biffle (an avid pilot...) crashed and burned this morning with Greg, his wife, and children on board. Doesn't look good. https://www.jayski.com/2025/12/18/plane-crash-in-statesville-north-carolina-involving-plane-owned-by-greg-biffle/
  23. Apparently, it takes a long time to make things worse.
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