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Prepuce of Doom

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  1. Great design! Now throw them all away because nobody wants to smell cologne.
  2. I see you and raise you.
  3. And when you're finished with that, you get to move next door and mow that yard with a rusty and unlubricated manually-driven rotary spinning blade mower, complete with hardened plastic tires that get no grip.
  4. The 720 is 150 more.
  5. I try to walk about 3 miles every evening that I'm not traveling for work or otherwise occupied. It's further than Mrs. Doom, the Doomlet, or the dog care to walk, so I walk solo. There's a decent-sized tree along my route that has a weird little Kuato-type of limb outgrowth that doesn't look like it belongs where it is, almost like the tree got the idea to sprout a limb as far from all the other limbs as possible. Whenever happen to see it, I make the same joke to myself - that the tree has decided to open up a satellite branch. I find this joke very clever and amusing, and until now, it has bothered me that there's nobody else who can appreciate it. You're welcome.
  6. If hell exists, having to wrangle unmanageable garden hoses is probably one of the work stations.
  7. CVG is indeed a mind-boggling design.
  8. The one closest to me, and which I'm now beholden to, is often (not always) frustrating to deal with. All previous locations I've dealt with over the years were better. I've got to the point where I won't take them at their word about how quickly they'll get my shit done. I'm hoping that their acquisition of Tire Rack doesn't lead to a further enshittening.
  9. I agree that LAX sucks a thousand assholes. I fly American, so sometimes I get to take the shortcut around, and other times I don't. Such a boom or bust way to start off your travel. The bus-to-your-Uber situation is miserable.
  10. ^^^particularly when the bass kicks in
  11. Yeah, I agree with all that in principle, but fuck all connections at PHX, and most of them at CLT.
  12. Or hotdogs?
  13. He was a fun Twitter follow pre-COVID, but he had some really extreme and stupid opinions about it and his feed eventually grew too tiresome to continue tolerating.
  14. A retaliatory War Ensemble by Slayer at full blast usually gets the point across.
  15. You unkind bastard.
  16. She looks like a Kitchen Witch.
  17. If it's not under water, maybe see about at least putting it under some piss?
  18. Username adds legitimacy to the claim.
  19. Drive it home!!! Seriously though, I'm really stoked for you. Enjoy!
  20. Can't remember where I heard this, but I heard him described as "Adele for the forklift-certified."
  21. Same. So I guess this meme reminds me of OP:
  22. Pretty understated outfit for Kim Mulkey.
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