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Prepuce of Doom

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  1. Or the Camry Dent.
  2. He's getting close to pre-puberty. The other day, he apparently told Mrs. Doom that, "I think my dingaling is increasing in mass."
  3. Did you intentionally omit "slave labor in deadly working conditions to sloppily build stadiums at breakneck speed" or am I getting this mixed up with the Olympics?
  4. Not even the same ballpark, but I made out through much of JFK, and eventually we left before it was over to go fuck in the back of her station wagon.
  5. Vinz Clortho was here.
  6. Couldn't agree more. I often think to myself that I was born about 20 years too late, at least insofar as my disdain and frustration towards technology.
  7. Seems to me you need to let ~47 of them go.
  8. It's a show set in the universe of what a strange ten-year-old thinks it must be like to be an adult.
  9. Only if the ledge holds until the 2052 election or beyond...
  10. I shit you not, he wanted to talk about career possibilities over dinner tonight. He was all about identifying the job with the most money and the least work. Options I can recall he pondered include NBA player, YouTube personality known for sitting on the couch and playing video games, grocery store worker, and unspecified musician. He doesn't play anything, but he has a very good ear like his mother and aunt and they're both skilled musicians, so I've long believed that this is where his bread may be buttered once he gets introduced to/interested in an instrument. Oh, and he also mused about becoming president.
  11. "I'm a really fast short distance runner. I think I could probably run 30 miles per hour for about 20 feet."
  12. Ninja, is that you?
  13. If you have Dish Network, I recommend you check out channel 115-08 - Holiday Remixed for music.
  14. FIFY
  15. I understand that it has an addictive, almost crack-like appeal.
  16. "Dad, start locking your car doors. Some homeless moron left his garbage in your car."
  17. It's a face of total panic, even when at rest.
  18. The Paul McCartney/Wings song. It's so goddamn long and terrible that it qualifies for this thread.
  19. He and I were kind of poking and needling each other and just being generally and intentionally obnoxious with each other - no real animus or spite behind it, at least until he inexplicably raised the stakes by pretending(?) to lock my phone by making repeated incorrect password guesses. Mrs. Doom had been pleading with both of us to just knock it off for a good while up until that point, so that was the immediate end to the shenanigans. We went on with our day, but the instant Mrs. Doom was out of earshot heading down the basement stairs ~30 minutes later, he immediately asked me, "you wanna fight? She's not here."
  20. What kind of degenerate buys used earbuds? Yuck.
  21. I wonder what the residents of "and surrounding" think about this.
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