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Prepuce of Doom

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  1. That guy is perfectly cast. I appreciate how this commercial draws more attention to how stupid the Georgia "dog bark" thing is.
  2. There's still another episode left, isn't there?
  3. Sobelman's has the best cheeseburger in the world as far as I'm concerned. https://sobelmanspubandgrill.com/milwaukee-sobelman-s-food-menu
  4. I'd have gone past Webelos if most of these were on the menu.
  5. I dig the little "old timey stoplight" embellishment at the tip of the second hand.
  6. Sounds like the seal is still working. It's failed once you cease to get up before pissing...
  7. Lately he's been on a kick to "complete a big challenge" - sleeping outside overnight at the neighborhood park, underneath the jungle gym slide. I explained the concept of curfew to him, and he insisted that police wouldn't look at the park for kids out too late. I countered that the park was exactly where the police look for kids who are out too late, and tried to encourage him to instead consider spending the night hidden somewhere within the vast Cook County Forest Preserves near our house, which was more challenge than he was apparently interested in. When attempting to poke holes in this flight of fantasy, I asked him where he would go to the bathroom if he needed to go during his overnight adventure. "The world is my oyster," he replied. What if you get hungry? "I'll bring some Goldfish crackers. And hotdog buns." We discussed this undertaking throughout most of dinner, and then we watched the Illinois basketball game against UTRGV. It was a little closer than expected in the first half, so he asked Mrs. Doom if he could sleep at the park if Illinois lost. She agreed, and so he rooted against Illinois all game. He's still angling for this adventure today.
  8. External genitalia.
  9. Maybe they got it from a nearby restroom?
  10. This is bonkers.
  11. I've had bad luck with ordering various hot sauces via Amazon - numerous broken bottles or unsealed/leaky squeeze bottles, and since they're considered food items, most (all?) were basically sent with a "no refunds whatsoever" policy, even for breakage during shipping. Maybe I pissed and moaned enough to get a refund anyway (maybe not - can't remember for certain) but I do remember that my final conclusion was "stop ordering hot sauce via Amazon." Secret Aardvark has a 20% off sitewide sale on Saturday, November 29. https://secretaardvark.com/
  12. Just asparagus.
  13. Wrong. Gas Buddy is your enemy. Gas Buddy tracks your speed and location without your permission and sells the data to your insurance company. https://arstechnica.com/gadgets/2025/01/allstate-sued-for-allegedly-tracking-drivers-behavior-through-third-party-apps/ Fuck Gas Buddy in the goatass.
  14. He fucking hates it when I do this to him.
  15. Crack the bedroom door, stick just your butt through, drop a giant fart, and close the door.
  16. Living close to ORD, I won't miss the high-pitched whine from their engines that seems to carry on the wind far more than other engines.
  17. Just like the Jesus Candle and cheap stuffed animal industries are bankrolling drunk drivers, and the black cotton t-shirt cartel is secretly promoting heavy metal bands.
  18. Just watched this on a flight. I just can't get over what a preposterous cinematic universe this all inhabits. These movies are great fun for what they are, but I would love to see them get the MST3K treatment.
  19. Fun fact: this photograph I posted in the Shit Kids thread where the Doomlet illegibly wrote "SHIT" in the sand volleyball courts was taken more or less where AA 191 hit the ground. There's a memorial a couple hundred feet away.
  20. Someone should torch that place.
  21. ...because Jade's chili is probably quite flammable.
  22. It's got quite a hill to climb in order to equal or exceed the cinematic masterpiece that is Shakma.
  23. It's as though someone fed Tommyknockers and Pet Sematary (sp?) into AI to generate the rough backstory.
  24. Just talking out of my ass here (for all I know, she hasn't had any work done), but I suspect that she looks so good because much of contemporary plastic surgery seems to be geared towards making women look like what she already looked like naturally, so it's probably very easy for us to overlook any work she might have had done.
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