Prepuce of Doom
Certifiably Surly
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Spider bite
Your friend already has the toes of a corpse.
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Official "Fuck this stupid ass-commercial" thread
I'm really fucking fed up with all these "if you need this XXX but you get that XXX" commercials for State Farm. I would like to figure out who exactly is to blame for this competitive race to the bottom for idiotic insurance commercials, go back in time, and kill their grandparents.
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New Site Software / Theme
What is the difference between the left setting (light bulb) and the right one (dawn/dusk)? Middle one (dark) is obviously different. I would prefer a setting where clickable things are a little more well-defined in terms of visible borders for where the "button" is, and an option to change the default font to something a little less tight and narrow might also be helpful, but as someone who is almost genetically predisposed to dislike format/interface changes, this seems far more seamless and nonintrusive than most such things, so thumbs up from this avowed change-hater.
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Shit My Kid Says
Doomlet's big ticket Christmas present this year was a 3D printer. The first thing he wanted to print with it? A human leg.
- 2025 Rate Bowl - Minnesota vs. New Mexico
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Post a pic that makes you lol
Even worse than that dumb Honda commercial that's read forwards and backwards.
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Random thoughts that don't warrant a thread
The Kali/008/crust punks of vengeance storyline of Stranger Things S2 is intolerably bad.
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2026 Celebrity Death Watch Pool
Been betting on these two on and off for decades. Don't waste your time.
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Peaky Blinders: The Immortal Man, March 6 theaters March 20 Netflix
I don't generally have any issues with suspending disbelief when watching TV or movies, but I have a really hard time accepting that this tough-assed gang is primarily known for their deadly hats.
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Dumbass Shit We See On Facebook
Unless the control panel is usable when the door is open.
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Trivial Things That Make You Surly
I refuse to use them unless absolutely unavoidable.
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Surly 2025 Bowl Mania Contest
I guess our household was the only one who overestimated both the hangover from all the Kiffin bullshit and the competence of Tulane.
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Family Games
Good call. It's fun, but I feel like it gradually loses appeal after extended gameplay, at least when playing with the exact same players each time.
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Trivial Things That Make You Surly
Sounds like you need to familiarize yourself with the benefits of a strategically placed fart.
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Dumbass Shit We See On Facebook
Enshittification.
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2026 Surly 10,000 Pushup Challenge
My right shoulder is still fucked up from the 2023 Burpee Challenge. Seems like the way I often sleep has something to do with it, and I aggravated it shoveling snow a few weeks ago. Getting old sucks.
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Post a pic that makes you lol
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Post a pic that makes you lol
Maybe you should mail him a turd.
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2025 Celebrity Death Pool
Jack Roush is unkillable.
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Trivial Things That Make You Surly
Those assholes got at least one thing right when they named it "Windows."
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Family Games
Not exactly the spirit of the thread, but Mrs. Doom, the Doomlet, and I play a lot of open-handed Uno. Don't know how it would translate to larger groups, but for three, it's a fun variation and allows for a good bit of strategy.
- The Watch Fanatic Thread
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Halloween bullshit
Status update. They've been covered in snow since around Thanksgiving. I suspect it's going to be a pledge class of just one - the Big Green Mutant (note the mouth full of snow).
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2025 Nascar Thread
Plane owned by Greg Biffle (an avid pilot...) crashed and burned this morning with Greg, his wife, and children on board. Doesn't look good. https://www.jayski.com/2025/12/18/plane-crash-in-statesville-north-carolina-involving-plane-owned-by-greg-biffle/
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Trivial Things That Make You Surly
Apparently, it takes a long time to make things worse.