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Prepuce of Doom

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  1. I had to look her up too. Apparently it's some young lady who made blow job videos a long time ago.
  2. That commercial where the CEO of Bucked Up was briefly replaced with a dummy and flung into a table full of his company's products was the first funny commercial Gronk has ever been associated with.
  3. So I did a relatively bad job at following the season once again this year. According to the races that are still on my DVR, I have started but not finished the following: Japan, Spain, Hungary, US/COTA, and Vegas. I haven't begun watching the following: Britain, Belgium (race and sprint), Italy, Brazil (race and sprint), and Abu Dhabi. I imagine it's realistic for me to maybe get to half of them before next season. Which ones should I keep and try to watch? Which ones should I delete? For whatever it's worth, I don't have any hard and fast rooting interest (fuck Max, though I dislike him slightly less than I used to), and I most enjoy the races that are chaotic shitshows (that British GP 10-15 years ago when all the tires kept failing is probably my all-time favorite...) and races where hubris and/or strategic incompetence coming home to roost are featured front and center.
  4. In a sense, foosball.
  5. There's a level of hell where you have to fight with coat hangers for all eternity.
  6. Doomlet and I have entered. I hate that you have to make all picks and confidence assignments before today's games start. I understand that we can change them again later, but I also hate how ESPN defaults to automatically saving and updating every change, rather than letting you tinker until satisfied and then hitting submit.
  7. Slingshot.
  8. I do this, but I wrap all my gifts for myself, and I put other family members' names on the From: portion of the tags.
  9. Yeah, this show had a difficult task in remaining faithful to the existing story/world/lore while also educating the unfamiliar, and overall, I feel like the multiple storylines are too ambitious to do properly in this amount of time. One of King's talents is his character development, and there's just not enough opportunity to do that justice here either. I don't hate this show, but it's a mess. I hope there's more (and better) stuff coming, but I won't be holding my breath.
  10. Oops - read "three quarters" too quickly. Glad I don't have to pry anything off my tires after all.
  11. @Scheiss Meister I will eventually do the coins in jars experiment and will let you know. But in the meantime, I'm going to continue comfortably living with plausible deniability. Have you ever seen a boot? I've heard powerful toilets figuratively described as being able to flush a boot, and I assume that's just not possible unless we're talking about some toddler sized, but I figured you could give confirmation.
  12. The most perpetual surprise that money can buy.
  13. These are the ones I use while traveling. https://kandookids.com/kandoo-products/flushable-wipes/ They claim to be plant-based and biodegradable. Is that just marketing bullshit?
  14. You're seriously overlooking the threat of post-flare lycanthropes.
  15. I'll sign up and pay by Saturday at least for myself, probably for the Doomlet as well. Can't wait to see what new decrement in design and performance those shitheads at ESPN will work into the user dashboard this year.
  16. Is Oz the offspring of Donald Rumsfeld and the Cigarette Smoking Man from the X-Files?
  17. I thought he would be wider.
  18. Or the Camry Dent.
  19. He's getting close to pre-puberty. The other day, he apparently told Mrs. Doom that, "I think my dingaling is increasing in mass."
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