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Prepuce of Doom

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  1. Time to arm the homeless.
  2. If you can't ollie that gap, you shouldn't be skateboarding in the prison.
  3. I don't even know that dog?! Also, The wombat poop cube is a valid counter, however.
  4. The Cajun Filet Biscuit isn't suffering due to a lack of bones.
  5. Is tipping the hotel staff really a "hobby," @52-80?
  6. Unless this is a location specific thing, this is totally false. And get your shit together, Brisket.
  7. Me too. I figured it was done intentionally to make it seem like "just another day at the office."
  8. I acknowledge that this is a gross (haha) oversimplification, but in my opinion, the whole butthole and poop mechanism/procedure is a very persuasive counterargument to the theory of intelligent design.
  9. I have no basis for this other than how obvious it seems to me, but it will be delightful to watch Brian Kelly fail at Penn St. Those assholes all deserve each other.
  10. I still don't like the daily intrusion unless I am running out of towels or washcloths (but I rarely stay anywhere long enough to get to that point, and if I do, I will generally try to acquire whatever I need myself), but post-pandemic, I have been tipping $5 per night at the end of my stay regardless of city or hotel.
  11. It made it even easier to identify the dumbasses though.
  12. John Morrison, lead singer of The Garage Doors?
  13. That lamp scene - sheesh.
  14. Lots of crazy It shit happened.
  15. "Find similar"
  16. It's obviously already named Gabe.
  17. Thought this was pretty cool.
  18. To sell cowbells to yokels.
  19. Every living creature is a food processor.
  20. For Fighting Illini fans, Fat Fucking Retard finally forestalling festering frustrations from familiar failures.
  21. Boo-bies.
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