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Prepuce of Doom

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  1. Up yours, truly. -PoD
  2. Reservoir-tipped
  3. Yeah, those teeth are pretty comical. Fuck Austin Dillon in the goatass.
  4. The old "Two Dogs in a Bathtub" move just got a lot easier.
  5. I bet you'll never guess who named our four new scrimp.
  6. Flagging down a server wouldn't be such a beating if there was more than one or two humans staffing a restaurant. And having a simple but atypical request (more napkins, alcohol on a separate tab, there's a fly in my soup, etc.) isn't made easier by eliminating human staff.
  7. Charlotte's one redeeming feature is Bojangles, and they put it all the way down in one of the corners. I hate IAH because the old parts are way too outdated for modern travel, while the new parts have overshot the purpose of an airport - indistinguishable from a fucking mall, except for the fact that most stores and restaurants have hardly any employees, menus, etc. - just QR codes and apps and other "modern" shit that doesn't work right.
  8. Mad Magazine was brilliant satire and very clearly anti-Trump for several decades. There are dozens - if not a hundred or more - similar covers, vignettes, graphics, etc. Don't besmirch it.
  9. Prepuce of Doom

    Goose

    Haven't seen them yet, but that will change in a month.
  10. Unsuccessful escape attempt.
  11. Pour a little bit of cheap whiskey on her office chair. Take her chair apart and hide pungent perishables inside. Many office chairs have a sort of hollow cylinder that can fit a few raw shrimp. Let it all marinate as long as necessary, and then when the rest of the office is enraged, trace the smell to her area and chair. Then, call her Stinkass until she quits.
  12. "Leonard" (and especially "Leonhard") is a weird name.
  13. Funny, while searching for news updates on Zilisch, I found an article saying that Zilisch is the only driver KyBu ever congratulates for winning. When asked why, KyBu said it's because he likes Connor.
  14. Doomlet: What does "humanitarian" mean? Mrs. Doom: It means to be concerned with doing nice things for people and helping others. Doomlet: It doesn't mean cannibalism?
  15. Looks like he's okay aside from a broken collarbone.
  16. Connor Zilisch slipped while exiting his car in victory lane and his foot appeared to get caught in the window netting, causing him to land awkwardly on the side of his head. He didn't appear to be conscious immediately after impact. It looked really sickening, and TV eventually cut away to commercial. Upon return, the announcers said he had spoken to medical staff, and was being carried via backboard/stretcher to the care center. Scary shit for anyone, but especially frightening for someone with so much raw talent and potential.
  17. I would be lying if I said that I've never written "THIS URINAL SUCKS" on top of these and their equally frustrating counterpart where you "dunk" your wet hands into the drying crevasse.
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