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Prepuce of Doom

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  1. Disagree - abject lunacy has its place here.
  2. If the tire covers and other tacky regalia are to be believed, it's a Jeep thing, and you wouldn't understand.
  3. Sometimes, there's a man, well, he's the man for his time and place. He fits right in there.
  4. Thanks! I suspect that I'm probably making a bigger deal about timeline continuity than necessary...
  5. Don't want to read anything in the thread in order to avoid spoilers, but I am currently slowly working my way through the Alien movies in chronological order with the Doomlet. We're currently due to watch Alien next, but I believe the TV show takes place shortly before Alien. Is it sensible for us to watch the TV show now, or come back to it later? Please tag me in any responses - I don't plan to read this thread until we get around to the TV show. Thanks!
  6. He's been casually asking anyone who will listen, "so if grasshoppers live in the grass, and bedbugs live in your bed, where do cockroaches live?"
  7. I think several of them are secretly trying to get your taint to catch on fire.
  8. I don't know any of the details other than that I eventually opted to cut the strap rather than remove his entire rear wheel. The coaster brake prevented the easiest and most obvious fix. But I would point out that it is important we avoid the assumption he was wearing the backpack correctly.
  9. Got a frantic call to come meet him near the playground in order to remedy an emergency. This is all because he thought he needed to bring a granola bar, water, and Band-Aids with him to go ride bikes for an hour.
  10. The T-Mobile commercial where Billy Bob Thornton says "opened a can of whoop-up" is embarrassing in a dozen different ways.
  11. Stoked for you. Drive really fast and avoid the police.
  12. She can give head without using her mouth.
  13. A colleague of mine wears the most dizzyingly overcomplicated Navitimer, and I don't know him well enough to ask just how the fuck his brain works such that it is a pleasant and easy way for him to check the time, because he's sure as shit not using the astrolabe complication and whatever the fuck else to navigate the universe.
  14. I wouldn't pay $44 for that.
  15. Obviously there's no master scorekeeper here, but who thinks they're in the lead right now?
  16. John Player-ish Ford GT.
  17. You will eventually. It's spreading like wildfire among people who just latch onto and parrot each other's nonsense in order to affect an image.
  18. I'm really tired of people who think it's funny or edgy or cool to refer to a can of Diet Coke as a "fridge cigarette."
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  20. Not everyone owns a cat with USB ports.
  21. Goddamn, that was a fun final stint. Rasmussen was really mellow and friendly. Buxton as well. If you're ever taking a kid to a race, the IndyCar Rookies program is a tremendous value for the $50ish annual cost.
  22. We can't say anything for certain until we see what's going on underneath...
  23. I just felt a few sprinkles.
  24. Throwing the yellow was disrespectful of that save.
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