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Prepuce of Doom

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  1. He just offered me some cheese that, and I quote, "may or may not have been on [his] genitals."
  2. If you drive down at least as far as Marathon, stop at Keys Fisheries for a lobster reuben (it's expensive, but easily large enough for two) even if you're not a fan of normal reubens. The sauerkraut is very mild and doesn't overwhelm the lobster. Also eat your weight in stone crab claws right off the boat (all the claws in Miami come through here first). There's a cozy little tree house-like "crows nest" bar that's a nice place to watch the sunset. https://www.keysfisheries.com/menu/ If you aren't going down to the Keys but are looking for oddball attractions in south Dade County, airboat rides through the Everglades and an afternoon at the alligator farm is entertaining enough. https://everglades.com/ And I would be remiss if I didn't give a plug to Monkey Jungle - "where the monkeys are free and the people are caged!" Won't keep your interest all day, but it's a fun hour or two. https://www.monkeyjungle.com/
  3. I installed an aftermarket train horn on my car when I lived in Miami. It eventually blew out during extended use when some dipshit was trying merge into me before a bridge crossing while he attempted to pass everyone on the shoulder.
  4. Next time, try chewing them in your mouth instead.
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    "no hint where he stands"
  7. What are your feelings about Peppa?
  8. I suspect that this is probably a regional thing and/or just a coincidence (availability heuristic in action, perhaps?), but in my experience, in the Chicago area, this sticker seems to be found almost exclusively on vehicles driven by Asian people. Nobody else seems to be buying this sticker.
  9. I walked around in those yesterday.
  10. Would have been even better if you incorporated some emojis with exaggerated expressions throughout.
  11. Add another entry to the "quite possibly saved by the halo" list.
  12. Haven't seen the show yet, and not disputing that a 2002 can't hang in a straight line with a muscle car, but if you haven't read David E. Davis's original 1968 C&D review of the 2002, then get the fuck to it. https://www.caranddriver.com/features/a15126456/1968-bmw-2002-review/
  13. Happy Father's Day to all the other dads! My gift from the boy.
  14. Couldn't have picked a better weekend than this for NASCAR to go to Mexico.
  15. I hate this white-on-sky lettering scheme. Why hasn't someone noticed how terrible it is and changed it yet?
  16. Does anyone know whether Andrew Marriott will do a late night walk through all the drunks this year? Or is he no longer part of the broadcast team? I can't find a full list of the commentators and reporters, nor can I figure out what Marriott is up to right now. I sort of assume he's not, but would love to be wrong.
  17. TK just said, "you never want to run out of toilet paper!" when talking about teams that accidentally removed 5-6 windshield tearoffs already. This bug/windshield/tearoff situation is going to be significant in the dark.
  18. Just like the gunfight at the church in Die Hard 2?
  19. "virtual energy tank" is some real "get off my lawn" shit for me.
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