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Prepuce of Doom

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  1. You're on their list now. FIFY
  2. Yeah, I have also quit eating them for the same reasons. I realize that I'm pretty hypocritical because pigs are fairly smart too, but that's just an unfortunate bridge too far...
  3. I'll see what I can do. He and his friends are currently really into a Roblox game called Fisch where you obsessively fish for thousands of different species of - you guessed it - fish.
  4. Seems to be a theme within his recent Google searches on the school Chromebook.
  5. I'm pretty sure they will take better care of the place once humanity wipes itself out. Nice that we're going to melt the ice caps for them on our way out the door.
  6. Did you know that if you say "Angel Reese" right after you release your shot, it's guaranteed to not go in?
  7. I would consider posting these around my town.
  8. I enjoy the novelty of both time changes.
  9. Because it's a piece of shit.
  10. I'm willing to bet that some real degenerate gamblers must work at that place.
  11. It's been a while since I had that much exposure to Will Buxton, but his voice sounded very different to me than I remembered. Am I imagining things, or has anyone else noticed a difference?
  12. Del the Funky Homo habilis
  13. It certainly lends credence to the theory that they're an alien species.
  14. I imagine that it should hold value reasonably well, but I don't have my finger on the exact pulse of the Boxster market. But unless you expect to tire of it (or that you might want to "upgrade" to future power plants) then take a moment to consider whether you should even give a shit about retaining value for a car that in many ways isn't about practicality and boring shit like that anyway.
  15. If you aren't interested in camping at the track, my brother and I have been using this outfit to attend the championship races for the past 10 years and couldn't be more pleased with them. They handle the hotel, tickets, tour busses (with a police escort) to and from the track, scanners, etc. We've only been to Miami and Phoenix, so I can't comment on the experience in smaller venues, but I wouldn't hesitate to use them elsewhere. https://onlocationexp.com/nascar
  16. "toad in the hole" is how we sometimes refer to coitus at our household.
  17. Pro tip: they're covered in cameras, so take appropriate precautions.
  18. I remember seeing a few comments that seemed a bit out of character and lousy over the past 6-12 months and it made me wonder then, but this felt like a departure even from those. I hope you get your shit together @Spankytoes but if not, that you just completely fuck off.
  19. When and why did you become such a piece of shit? Or was I just blinded by your coupon-cutting acumen?
  20. Dye your hair purple or some shit just to really upset him.
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