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Posts posted by HOOK'EMHOOAH
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Bury everyone. Alive.
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Fuck. Everyone. In. This. Shitass. Conference.
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When a man achieves the realization and actualization that whatever environment is around and makes that shit go to bed, that human has achieved a level of enlightenment that fewer ever get to experience.
This team is the one we've been hoping to have across four coaches and approaching 14 years. This team is historic. There are at least two more games. Excuses are as good as shit tickets- use them to wipe away shit. The only shit-covered asshole will be the off-brand sooners. Leave. No. Doubt.
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2 minutes ago, Longboard Horn said:
To be ever so more poignant, ONLY shit runs through it.
Have fun wallowing in that slop, Mr. Yormark. From my asshole to your mouth (and everyone else in this shitass conference), from mine to yours, eat it.
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3 hours ago, CycleTex87 said:
Slorch is a good poster. Sorry his team got their asses kicked tonight.
Slotxh has been around for a while. At this point he's that weird relative who hangs around at a family gathering and only wants to talk about topics that no one is really interested in, but is humored and welcomed as family regardless.
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Them goddamn brakes better not have any pressure or fluid.
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Goddamn Right.
Fuck this shitass conference.
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TCEH and everyone else in this shitass association can (and I hope they all do) fuck over each other into oblivion and relegate each other into the third/fourth rate level institution where they belong.
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On 11/14/2023 at 1:27 PM, 4th&Five said:
There is a DS9 joke in here somewhere...
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1 hour ago, Deej said:
aggy is such an embarrassment
Everygoddamnedthing they do is worse than the last abomination. That fucking plaque is so hilarious right now.
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4 minutes ago, HornsOverIthaca said:
Can fox hire you to be the analyst?
My Catahoula would probably be the better acquisition. He and I are a package deal, and he is definitely the better looking one. He does need some work with his non-regional diction, he probably also would sound more "throaty" and bass given that his mouth seems to go all the way back to where his tail meets the end of his spine. He also sings the song of his people every morning when I arrive home from work.
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8 minutes ago, Gil Bang said:
Uhhh...ok.
Should read 'reaction*' not election.
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My hunnit lbs cat has decided to be a lapdog on game day.idk if he is trying to comfort me when I have a election to the game. He is the goodest of boys.
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SO THEY CAN????
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2 minutes ago, CashMcCoy said:
Keep your foot on the gas and Brando may fall asleep by halftime. We can pray.
Brando has electrolytes. Plants crave electrolytes.
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2 minutes ago, Horn Dogg said:
She’s definitely getting fucked tonight
Looking at what/school she's wearing, more poignantly presently - this afternoon.
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Anytime, anywhere, if you see red it always means go fucking stomp.
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1 minute ago, ztejas said:
How much of a loser OU fan are you that you have to come repeatedly post in a thread on a Texas board during your biggest game of the year?
Unless the wind blows really, really hard there isn't anything else of note that happens north of the red river. Sometimes they get methed up, but that's about it.
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Merry Hatemas
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3 minutes ago, RPM said:
Why are you awake?
OU still sucks.
I went to sleep at ~0230 and woke up, organically, a few minutes after 0600.
I am awake because I am giddy about the cathartic ass whipping that's about to happen when Texas skull-fucks oklahoma so hard it has to rethink existence.
The greatest thing to ever come out of that shitass state is I35 South.
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I don't know about any of you fuckers, I finally retired last night around 0230. I awoke a bit after 0600 giddy for the hateful tidings Saint BEVO XV, long may he reign, upon this Most High-Holiday of Hatemas.
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10 hours ago, Vertigo said:
Cross Posting,
Pretty funny CSB this morning:
Quan was on the morning show with Bobby and Gerry at the Texas Exes golf tourney. He introduced himself as "Lindy Holmes' Daddy" to the crowd, then went on to tell a story about how he has tried to speak with Holmes at a few events over the years and Holmes refuses to talk with him. So he went and asked his agent why the guy won't talk to him, and the agent said it is because every year he gets that clip sent to him not only from the Texas side, but from the OU side as well. He hates it.The true character of a man will expose itself as time and the elements weather it down.
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All of Gordon's friends and family can get fucked, too. Goddamned traitors.