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HOOK'EMHOOAH

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  1. When a man achieves the realization and actualization that whatever environment is around and makes that shit go to bed, that human has achieved a level of enlightenment that fewer ever get to experience.

     

    This team is the one we've been hoping to have across four coaches and approaching 14 years. This team is historic. There are at least two more games. Excuses are as good as shit tickets- use them to wipe away shit. The only shit-covered asshole will be the off-brand sooners. Leave. No. Doubt.

  2. 2 minutes ago, Longboard Horn said:

     

    To be ever so more poignant, ONLY shit runs through it.

     

    Have fun wallowing in that slop, Mr. Yormark. From my asshole to your mouth (and everyone else in this shitass conference), from mine to yours, eat it.

  3. 3 hours ago, CycleTex87 said:

    Slorch is a good poster.  Sorry his team got their asses kicked tonight. 

    Slotxh has been around for a while. At this point he's that weird relative who hangs around at a family gathering and only wants to talk about topics that no one is really interested in, but is humored and welcomed as family regardless.

     

     

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  4. 4 minutes ago, HornsOverIthaca said:

    Can fox hire you to be the analyst?

    My Catahoula would probably be the better acquisition. He and I are a package deal, and he is definitely the better looking one. He does need some work with his non-regional diction, he probably also would sound more "throaty" and bass given that his mouth seems to go all the way back to where his tail meets the end of his spine. He also sings the song of his people every morning when I arrive home from work.

  5. 1 minute ago, ztejas said:

    How much of a loser OU fan are you that you have to come repeatedly post in a thread on a Texas board during your biggest game of the year?

    Unless the wind blows really, really hard there isn't anything else of note that happens north of the red river. Sometimes they get methed up, but that's about it.

     

     

  6. 3 minutes ago, RPM said:

    Why are you awake?

    OU still sucks.

    I went to sleep at ~0230 and woke up, organically, a few minutes after 0600.

     

    I am awake because I am giddy about the cathartic ass whipping that's about to happen when Texas skull-fucks oklahoma so hard it has to rethink existence.

     

    The greatest thing to ever come out of that shitass state is I35 South.

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  7. 10 hours ago, Vertigo said:

    Cross Posting,

     

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    Pretty funny CSB this morning:

    Quan was on the morning show with Bobby and Gerry at the Texas Exes golf tourney. He introduced himself as "Lindy Holmes' Daddy" to the crowd, then went on to tell a story about how he has tried to speak with Holmes at a few events over the years and Holmes refuses to talk with him. So he went and asked his agent why the guy won't talk to him, and the agent said it is because every year he gets that clip sent to him not only from the Texas side, but from the OU side as well. He hates it. 

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    The true character of a man will expose itself as time and the elements weather it down.

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