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  1. 4 minutes ago, CHIEF said:

     

    She was pretty hot during the Reagan administration, you could tell that. Just a little long in the tooth. Retirees are the ones that can go to socials on a Friday morning. Or a realtor, surfing Surly.

    CHIEF

    CHIEF,

    You are wise beyond your years. Never bring trash into your home. Cheers.

     

    FUCK oklahoma.

  2. 16 minutes ago, Horn Dog said:

    You should of invited her in.

    No. Dude, no.

     

    Why would anyone ever invite that manner of rot into their home? I've eaten trash and breathed human refuse.

     

    No. Every goddamn time. NO.

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  3. Like a snake in the night, Sark better goddamn cut every brakeline in a 50 mile radius.

     

    There is no treatise. There will NEVER be one.

     

    RAILROAD EVERYTHING.

  4. The bounds of my hatred have no end.

     

    I hate that I have to share the sun in the sky with any off-whit North of the intersection of the Red River and I35. There will never be acceptance.

     

    I hate you. I will watch you burn and piss to the side. I hate you. You are the worst collective of humans that has ever existed. Not because of circumstance, you are the fucking worst by choice. So, fuck each and every goddamned one if you.

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  5. 12 hours ago, Brisketexan said:

    Well, I think you're bristling at someone and something you don't need to be bristling at.  You're not a believer -- that's all fine by me.  I'm not trying to turn you into one, not in the least.

    But I'll argue with your assessment that you're "not a good man."  If you lead others, and you give a shit about it, then you are a good man.  You are leading, and influencing, by example.  That's reality, and it's a good thing.  Being "a good man" doesn't have to be viewed strictly through the lens of faith; shit, it's really limiting if we do that.

    I also have no quibble with the rather hard stance that a stand for the Constitution is a stand for me, and every other person on this soil, to believe as they wish.  I think it's an incredibly important point, actually.  And I believe that it's a right worth fighting for.  But the MINUTE that one of those believers tries to impose THEIR beliefs on me, forcing me to live out THEIR beliefs (necessarily at the expense of mine), they are completely crossways with that point, and we've got a problem.  And in a society and a state that is run by openly Dominionist leaders....we've got a BIG problem.

    I take humans other than myself and walk them through the worst imaginable ways they could die and bring them home to their families.

     

    I don't care what god anyone prays to. I'm going to save human lives. Your god and I can have a nice chat later.

  6. 2 hours ago, Dutch said:

    Wait two weeks then start clearing your pipes.  My doc recommended 24 loads, then I had to submit two samples two weeks apart that both tested neg to get the all clear. I'd imagine yours will recommend something similar.  As others mentioned bags of frozen peas are a lifesaver, as are tighty-whities for the first few days back at work to keep em supported.

    The whole thing was a very minor inconvenience to never have to glove up again.

    Every operation for every Soldier involves some manner of "field problem"

     

    I have commanded my balls to STFU, and they have complied.

     

    RR tire decided to eat a screw between home and the appointment.  That was fun.

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  7. 1 hour ago, Brisketexan said:

    Sure you have.  IF (and I use that qualifier) the people observing you, being led by you, etc. know that you are a person of a particular faith, then you have certainly influenced their theology by their EXAMPLE.

    That's actually a lot of what we're talking about in this thread: people observe what loud, vocal "Christians" are saying and doing.  Those observers have theology that is being influenced by what they see.  When they see cruelty committed In the Name of the Lord, their theology turns away from Christianity.  Likewise, when the observers see people walking the Way, doing their best to live in humility and kindness, and actively practicing love and kindness for their fellow human, that also influences the theology of the observer.

    The most powerful evangelism isn't preaching, or talking, or ordering and commanding.  The most powerful evangelism is the evangelism of example.  I suspect that you are a good man, who has the interest of those he commands in mind.  Those you command see that, and respond accordingly.  If your faith is known, then your actions are seen as a positive reflection of that faith.

    You are mistaken.

     

    Changing into battle has only one leader that men an womof my ilk follow.

     

    I am not a good man. I walk through your "hell"

     

    I have no need for faith because I am the reason you believe you don't. You want to hold an idea. Fine. Your prerogative. Have your idea. I've fought and bled so you can. So have it.

     

    Happy?

     

    At exactly no point are you allowed to impose that idea upon anyone else. My blood over the United States Constitution, do not fucking test me.

  8. 4 hours ago, Celery Man said:

    Yes. I’ve been largely driven away from the church by people who think like you, but I am a Christian and God has saved me in this life already.

     

    not that it matters in the context of this discussion - non religious people have ample skin in the game when it comes to what a large portion of Christians think God wants them to do.

    I'm, admittedly a late addition to this game. I used to "fear" the judeo-christian 'god'

    Then I saw kids get taken apart. And many other atrocities.

    I'm an NCO, and a soldier. I follow the orders I'm given and direct my Soldiers.

    Not at one single point in leading any human have I ever used my position to influence the theological belief of anyone under my command.

  9. I have a prayer request.

     

    I am SGT Henley. Period. If we are to meet, you walk away. If you don't...

     

    I will smoke your ass forever for all of my men and women that I have lost. Do not test me, do not question me. If you are of the ilk you claim, then my men and women of Valor rest in Valhalla.

    As for you, you push.

  10. Ye of wife and want,

    Sit, and I shall spin you a tale, for thee. My balls shall rest cooly. I have fought inward and abroad. Though a in hole a tooth, I aquaint as a couth.

    No human has choice of birth, value or worth;

    Every human has the choice where they are from.

    Today, I've killed what I was given at birth.

    I am a Goddamned Texan. Fuck with me at your own peril.

    I drink whiskey, have no wife, and want for not.

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  11. 3 hours ago, SimonBolivar said:

    Good lord man, it isn't 1722.

    The first was a dead tooth when I was 8 and the, I'm guessing, student [read stupid] dentist (we were poor) put the lidocaine on the wrong nerves.

     

    Later, as an adult two of my wisdom teeth were impacting when I was galavanting as a contractor in Afghanistan. So I was sent to Dubai to have them removed. When they specify "conservative oral surgeon" this is the manner of conservancy they are placing the reference upon. I was given some pretty badass mouth wash, and a few days of antibiotics and anti-inflammatory meds. The mouth wash was legit.

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  12. 34 minutes ago, crash_davis said:

    There are things which should not be shared.

    It's simple physics, my guy. It is easier to un load the weapon than it is to stop the bullets when they are traveling at velocity to the target.

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  13. I've had teeth pulled with no anesthetic. I have herniated discs up and down my spine with spinal stenosis. I'm going to be fine.

     

    Personally, I plan on getting portraits taken wearing a cone that dogs wear after their berries are picked because I think it's a comic relief.

    2 minutes ago, MonkeyDoughnut said:

    Schedule your "blank" testing follow up... known multiple who didn't and ended up with a "welcomed addition" a few years down the road

    I'm following the European standard on that particular matter.

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  14. You are all a bunch of inglorious bastards and I wanted to shared my special occasion with you all. Today is my Vasectomy Day.

     

    Here is the anthem I have found best representative of such a wonderful occasion.

     

     

    Fuck oklahoma.

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  15. 17 minutes ago, ElChupacabra said:

    So, we lose our starting QB to injury, our backup QB with a history of shitting all over himself in big games is also gimpy, and you think we're going to be steamrolling through conference play? 

     

    Hook me up with your supplier, man. That's some good stuff you're smoking.

    We did THAT with the players available. No excuses given.

    You tell me who is scared of who? The pre-season number one unopposed fighting nick sabans or the motherfuckers that just went toe-to-toe and kicked them in the mouth?

     

     The answer is not TEXAS.

     

    Ain't scared of shit. If you need to go change your diaper, fine. You do you. 

     

    The team that walked out on the field yesterday in burnt orange kicked the shit out of Alabama.

  16. Read it loud and clear:

     

    Texas is THE force to be reckoned with. I don't need stats or stars to support that. All of college football witnessed Texas kick Alabama's ass for four quarters of football.

    Texas is the machine that makes college football possible. It's not ever been is or is not about Texas being "back."

    Dragons sleep and forever they keep.

    Ya done fucked up, son. A whole bunch of unworthy bitches are about to be gored by some big goddamned horns and I have no sympathy.

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