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HOOK'EMHOOAH

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  1. 1 minute ago, msucolt45 said:


    Heat stroke casualty #1.

    Hook’em!!!

    There is only one "first."

     

    Usually these are observed being the kids that have to get to the front of the lunch line in elementary school or claim it on a message board. I'll admit, this is a new variety not seen before in their natural habitat.

  2. 2 minutes ago, MillerEP said:

    Big 12 refs still going to fuck us all season for leaving the conference

    They know who pays the bills and don't know what the fuck they're going to do when the ink has dried on the divorce papers.

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  3. The amount of sand in some of your pussies makes the Sahara look like a walk to the beach. I'm not a sunshine anything.

     

    Bitching on some random message board accomplishes nothing. Shit gets difficult. That's not an excuse to bitch about it. Be an adult and look adversity in the face. Accept it for what it is. Then perform a mental check to figure out what you can do to solve the problem. Quick fact: bitching on a message board does nothing; especially during a goddamned game. The only purpose it serves is for you to feel like you are doing something. You are not. You're bitching on a message board. Buried inside your feelings.

     

    I'm not attempting to have any manner of "virtue signaling" when I say this; so please do not take this as that. In attempt to limit any possibility of that, I'll just say that I've spent a lot of time in different timezones. I've sacrificed precious sleep to just have the chance to watch or listen to a Texas Longhorns football game.

     

    So don't talk to me. Just don't talk to me.

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  4. Apparently, there is a game today.

    I don't read to good no more. I don't hear well either.

     

    You meat bags need to make me hear every goddamned thing. Put down your wife's purse. Today is about hatred. Open that box with me.

     

    Fuck that purse.

  5. 18 minutes ago, Cajun said:

    Game day brisket just off the smoke & resting…

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    I went to the range for work on Tuesday. I am prideful of my marksmanship. Half of one American inch. I shot 99.3%. I would not reward myself with any morsel of that beautiful meat. I deserve none.

  6. Merry Hatemas.

    To all, good tidings. Excepting any fucking sooner.

    Men, Women, and androgynous life forms; we all hate that which claims to be a place of higher learning

    Hate as you heart will allow. :)

     

    I will hate beyond the twinkle of any star in the sky.

     

    I HATE OKLAHOMA.

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  7. I don't know how to actualize fear. My blood type is piss and vinegar. Whatever shitass excuse of a human that trots out onto that field that is not wearing a uniform for BEVO; generations. I want generations of progeny to know who fucking hit them.

  8. Alexander the Great asked Diogenes "what can I, Alexander, do for you?"

    Diogenes, being the badass that he was, replied "get out of my sun."

     

    After offering anything to Diogenes, and being turned away, Alexander said to his men "Were I not Alexander, I would want to be Diogenes."

    Hearing this, Diogenes rolled over and stated "If I was not Diogenes, I would also want to be Diogenes."

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