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  1. the grand old duke of york
    he fucked a thousand kids
    he fucked them on a plane
    then fucked them back again
    because when epstein is your friend
    you both fuck lots of kids
    and when his best friend trump shows up you fuck them all again

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  2. The whole point of these schemes is to intentionally disenfranchise people like this man:

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    Surrounded by documents from his life and letters exchanged with the Department of State Health Services, Green said this is proof of his effort to finally obtain a birth certificate at 77 years old.

     

    Green said he first learned he didn't have one in his 20's, but always had a social security number and driver license so it never impacted him. That was until he decided to move from North Carolina, back to Texas last year and needed to get a new driver's license.

    Red tape frustrates Houston man trying to get birth certificate at 77 years old | abc13.com https://share.google/7whyf9kaNTdI0PP62

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  3. 3 hours ago, pacman said:

    Deficit spending for this past fiscal year ended up around $2 trillion, with $500 billion occuring during the first quarter (October 1, 2024 to December 31, 2024)

    With this accumulation, and the accumulation during his first Presidency, Trump accounts for roughly 20% of the national debt accumulation in under 5 years as President.

    https://www.marketwatch.com/story/u-s-runs-another-huge-budget-deficit-in-2025-and-the-national-debt-hits-another-record-58ac8785?gaa_at=eafs&gaa_n=AWEtsqem4iqBtLVVmFftmmcfnmmhp1lfA_gGhnU2qE67oItbC7dt0FggiHout9EbMDc%3D&gaa_ts=68f26a1b&gaa_sig=Mn9bAXvjh8FcfcC8mXYL0fWCuMWCGJvKA3KnKbYjYoOywdCZjuIXPaMQgi_wQKKLAratKsUVlnS8ntTv44UTzw%3D%3D

    Don't forget we've been paying interest on Trump's first term debt

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  4. 3 minutes ago, PvilleStang said:

    Would that be more or less distasteful than using customers as beta testers for your submarine?

    Definitely more. Something down there ate whatever bits of the customers were left. Nothing touched the SD card. So the customers were relatively less distasteful. 

  5. Filed under no shit: 

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    Portland, Maine (AP) — Faulty engineering led to the implosion of an experimental submersible that killed five people on the way to the wreck of the Titanic, the National Transportation Safety Board concluded in a report Wednesday.

    https://share.google/qFtKauvbzF4Luqdl2

     

    Apparently they found a working SD memory card in the wreckage. Would probably be distasteful for SanDisk to incorporate it into their marketing campaign.

     

     

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  6. 22 minutes ago, Gil Bang said:

    Shortly after the war started, Maher had some woman on the show that was a long-time Intel officer.  Maher made a remark that it was surprising that the Russian equipment was shitty. The Intel lady laughed in his face.  She said they had a dirty joke in the Intel community and asked if he'd like to hear it.  He said yes. 


    She said "what doesn't fit up your ass and doesn't buzz"

    Maher: I don't know

    Lady: A soviet-made ass buzzer

    So that was the chess player's mistake

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  7. On 10/13/2025 at 12:35 PM, WBT said:

    Not controlled for BMI

     

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    It kind of sort of is with cup size being relative. A 32D is the same cup as a 34C. A 40DD has cups the size of basketballs. 

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  8. On 10/8/2025 at 9:32 PM, High Plains Drifter said:

     

    when my daughter was little, she liked to play "Free Street." I would pretend to shop, and when I asked how much whatever I was buying cost, she would say somethingl along the lines of 'Daddy, everything is free on Free Street." And I would have to pretend to be amazed by such a thing. Then everytime we played, Free Street would get even crazier, and if I bought one car for free, I would get a second car for free also. Then it would escalate all the way up to I get a million dollars back in change. 

    IIRC, she was about four years old at the time. 

     

     

     

    What you're saying is the adults are in charge? @realgreggym

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  9. On 9/8/2025 at 7:07 PM, mdmost said:

    @SbbruinI thought you might like to hear this. Your club was featured on Marketplace on NPR. Great show if you've never heard it. It's a nightly appointment for me.

     

    https://www.marketplace.org/story/2025/09/08/country-club-partially-reopens-after-altadena-fires

    One of my cousins lived in Altadena right near Fair Oaks and Altadena. He left back in 2020 to move closer to home and get some family assistance raising his daughters. There was nothing left of his old house except the fireplace. I sent him the first series Marketplace did on the fires back in April. I'm sure he knew many of these businesses.

    Current Google maps

     

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